..!!!SCIENCE!!!
[2]
No, ODing on drugs.
Too many? Too many missiles you mean!
Shoot like 100000 missiles at all the orcs and the GM's avatar.
[3]
Yay!
Except the avatars laugh em off and the Orks just call more reinforcements.
Attack Moon men inside the Moon base.
[5]
Killing unarmed humans! It's never been this easy before!
Well, Raptors ain't human.
Commision giant statue to commemorate my achievements.
It's a new race, and they are dicks.
[6]
You build it. Yeaaahhh. And then terrorists explode it.
Have the army search earth for the remote.
[1]
No luck. Poop.
Oh yeah, the entirety of your military is fucked. Time to call for interdimensional help.
Enter again. Hopefully with a dynamic entry.
[5]
Badassery ensues. You're part of the Ork-Human-Tyranid-Titan-Zerg-PRP-GM avatar war.
Follow Cyrydiad. Apologise for drunken antics.
[3]
"I'm sorry, I'll never make a meat dragon out of orphan meat again.""Kthxbai."And he's walked off. He's also a llama.
Well, Raptors ain't human.
Commision giant statue to commemorate my achievements.
Besides, I thought it was a paranoid empire, and we established trade with them.
Create Crypt-Mainframe, a repository to lay to rest the minds of fallen raptors, so future generations my learn from their wisdom.
[1]
Heresy! Or something like it, ethics breach or something.
"Huh... I guess I'll just lay low until I can get an extraction."
Go and work at a school as a teacher. Await extraction.
[5]
You teach supertea people how to be dapper. It is a good life, considering less then a kilometre away Zerg and Tyranid are tearing everything apart.
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