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[Sheb]

Evolve

[Helgoland]

Now work on my image as war hero and great patriot.

[Playergamer]

Come up with a brilliant war plan to defeat one of them. Not all of them.

(While you were writing twenty new replies have been posted...)

[darkpaladin109]

Create atomic potato, throw at enemies.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

It must be my smell- must not have gotten monkey-smell right. Or we got it too-right. Either way, smother myself in garbage. Stuff it in my ears, chew on it, rub it under my fingernails, cake every square inch of my fur.
There will be no more Thing smell.

[6]

You're in a biohazard bin. This explains why no cats came nearby. You also realise you've injected yourself with hundreds of different things, and smeared biohazards all over yourself. Pain countdown in 3... 2... 1...

Blerghergherghergherg.

These made me lol.

Evolve

Good luck.


Locate body of water for cleaning self &/or infecting.

[Tavik Toth]

Obtain new weapons then head off for Gundam Seed Earth regardless.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Cast multiple Psionic Storms to cover them all. Again, keep hiding.

[1]

They see you and feedback you! THE PAIN!

Take all survivors to somewhere far away, safe.

[4]

You evac them all back to the new Raptor homeworld.

Blerghergherghergherg.

[4]

All gone. For now.

"Owwww"

Decide to sell the cats at double their price by scamming the citizen into worshiping cats or something

[1]

They catch on to your scamming ways. Run away!

Offer tea and dapperness to surviving humans and drop more dapperness inducers into the zerg lines. After that, purge all who have refused the dapper way. FIRE THE MONOCLE LASER!

(There are no zerg... Screw it, I'm adding them.)

[1]

It's a chaotic mess down there. Your forces are deciminated.

Oh no!
Shoot missiles at everyone.

[2]

There's too many!

Evolve

[6]

You now have a butt laser. Don't ask how that works.

Now work on my image as war hero and great patriot.

[2]

Then go to war, dumbhead.

Come up with a brilliant war plan to defeat one of them. Not all of them.

(While you were writing twenty new replies have been posted...)

(I'm being swarmed  )

[3]

Your plan involves opening a portal to the chocolate dimension to distract the avatars.

Find my TV remote and I'll let you command the avatars_{note that avatars may not instantly respond to commands terms and conditions apply}

Create atomic potato, throw at enemies.

[4]

You asplode some Tyranids. Victory! Except there are millions more.

Locate body of water for cleaning self &/or infecting.

[1]

You're blitzed off mystery drug mix.

Obtain new weapons then head off for Gundam Seed Earth regardless.

[3]

You acquire weapons, but you are intercepted by the Tyranids. Poopies.

[Tavik Toth]

tell the tyranids to go attack the moon or something as I'm not interested in fighting them at the moment.

[darkpaladin109]

Cast Homicide on the Tyranids.

[Helgoland]

Damn, I need better rolls...

Expand the Raptor empire, using the resources and manpower freed by ending the war.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Climb out of medical waste bin.

[hops]

"Oh crap"

Jump town

[smurfingtonthethird]

tell the tyranids to go attack the moon or something as I'm not interested in fighting them at the moment.

[2]

The tyranids don't seem to care. They attack.

Cast Homicide on the Tyranids.

[1]

Hivemind. Your brain gets fucked sideways.

Damn, I need better rolls...

Expand the Raptor empire, using the resources and manpower freed by ending the war.

[6]

Expansion! You colonize a whole bunch of systems, explore hundreds more, and only come across the one homicidal empire.

Climb out of medical waste bin.

[1]

Here come the hallicinations.

"Oh crap"

Jump town

[5]

Escape!

[GrizzlyAdamz]

..!!!SCIENCE!!!

[NAV]

Too many? Too many missiles you mean!
Shoot like 100000 missiles at all the orcs and the GM's avatar.