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[NAV]

Run away and steal Tavik's hat.

[Spinal_Taper]

Check the radio again. Is help coming?

[IcyTea31]

Have The Cavalry arrive, whether it's a me from an alternate universe, the Khalai or something completely crazy.

[blazing glory]

Have The Cavalry arrive, whether it's a me from an alternate universe, the Khalai or something completely crazy.

Your a loaf of bread you have no say in this.

[IcyTea31]

Your a loaf of bread you have no say in this.

A psionic loaf of bread powerful enough to destroy reality itself. By accident. I just happened to lose all my mana energy last turn and now can do nothing but roll around, as I still haven't got a new mount.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Make a new body for him out of METASTABLE UMBRAPYROMANTIC ENERGY. Present it to him as an apology.

(My character is FUCKED. UP. WHY ORPHANS?)

[1]

He doesn't want it. He's decided he's a llama now, and you should probably deal with the swarm of Orks charging you. Besides, he hasn't even gotten started talking about the cruiseship.

I'm joining in late can someone bring me up to speed?

My avatar is Silas greaves,western bounty hunter.

Skilled at old fashioned weapons in general,weapon skills are shotguns,duel pistols,single pistol,rifle,and dynamite.

(Go play Call of juarez gunslinger he can use all those weapons.)

[3]

You spawn with all your guns. Now it's time to fight several different types of outrageously overpowered aliens, plus the minions of the GM and some other things.

((Chaos is in charge here, not me. I frequently break the fourth wall so much that not breaking it is a rare occasion, the multiverse has more wormholes in it than Swiss cheese, and you can roll to do pretty much anything.))

Ask for plz send help. Start HADOKENing.

[5]

You call the Chosen. Battlefleet Gaia has arrived.
"LASERS FOR EVERYONE!"
Tyranid hiveships are being melted.
HADOKEN blows up some Zerg (the weakest faction being the Zerg ATM)

Go on a quest to become the STRONGEST!

[6]

To be the strongest, take over all the factions on Earth WITHOUT destroying them. You have to be in charge of all of them.

That's the New Human Empire, Elephantophis, the Orks, the Tyranids, the Zerg, the legion of GM avatars, the newly insurgent Troubleshooters, and anyone else still holding the line. Then go and take over the universe entirely. Have fun!

..!!!SCIENCE!!!

[2]

No, ODing on drugs.

I beg you'll reconsider.

[6]

Drug science? Why not?

You make a swarm of nanobots that devour organic matter. They follow you everywhere.

Find out what the Raptors truly think of Helgoland.

[4]

They think he is a poser and a coward, yet tolerable during peacetime.

Run away and steal Tavik's hat.

[4]

You have his hat. Victory.

Check the radio again. Is help coming?

[1]

Nothing on the radio. NOTHING ON THE RADIO!

Have The Cavalry arrive, whether it's a me from an alternate universe, the Khalai or something completely crazy.

[6]

Crazy, huh? Muahahahahaha... Muahahahahahaha... Muahahahahahaha!

The GM has taken material form. May your chosen diety help you.

[Lolfail0009]

"Uhh... Cyrydiad?"
Fly as fast as possible away from the Orks, grabbing Cyrydiad in tentacles.

[IcyTea31]

Stay out of the imminent beatdown. Recharge my energy. So, I summoned the GM itself, not an avatar? That's...a problem.

[blazing glory]

Challenge billy the kid to a duel, 1- to rolls since it's billy the kid.

[WillowLuman]

(havent we already done this and seen it does not work, with the GM himself literally and directly breaking stuff?)

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Not really, he just threw juiced-up avatars at the surface before. He's here in his true, full and terrible power now.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Uhh... Cyrydiad?"
Fly as fast as possible away from the Orks, grabbing Cyrydiad in tentacles.

[5]

"Oi, ya grots! Shoot da snakey!"

You dodge the slugs and grab the llama.

Stay out of the imminent beatdown. Recharge my energy. So, I summoned the GM itself, not an avatar? That's...a problem.

[6]

You get caught in the crossfire. Except instead of crossfire its more of the GM turning them to potatoes, and you are getting energised by the excess energy.

You called me up for THAT? I demand you find my TV remote as payment or I'll leave you in the potato dimension for all eternity. 123teleport!

You're on earth. The GM is standing behind you.

Challenge billy the kid to a duel, 1- to rolls since it's billy the kid.

[1-1]

You challenge him as his head gets filled with spines by a Hydralisk. Crap.

[Lolfail0009]

Open a rift to the top of Uluru.

[blazing glory]

Shoot Hydralisk even though I don't know what it is and it's probably really dangerous,use shotgun!duel wield sawn-off shotguns,if not allowed then use a rifle.

Thinking whether I should demand a 1+ bonus to my rolls because Silas Greaves tended to bend the story and change details,so assuming if Silas Greaves is telling a story about this crazy universe...

[Lolfail0009]

(High-five blazing glory for the synchronised posts!)