Turn the Raptor into a Tyranosaurus and revive it. Make Icytea Dinosaur Lord as apology.
[1]
You explode the raptor too. Nice work.
Pray for divine intervention. I would even welcome Nurgle right now.
[2]
No response, because most of them would laugh instead.
I knew this day would come... DETONATE THE DRUNK SCIENCE BOMB!
[6]
In due process, two superportals are opened, a wheel of cheese the size of Saturn is now in orbit around the sun, and someone stole the GM's TV remote.
Oh, you are so dead when I find you.Luckily for you, one superportal opened up in front of IcyTea's brood, and the other opened up in the kj1225 universe.
Portal detected. Harvesters detected. Scrambling 1st Fleet and the Godship. Engaging Harvester battle fleet.And through the portal comes the space equivalent of a floating fortress carrier, 100,000km in length, flanked by smaller ships.
In response, the Harvesters bring in loads more ships.
And the Raptor-Protoss alliance are caught in the middle.
get even more pokemon
[2]
Pokemon fight! Rival ASSBUTT has challenged you to a duel!
Guerilla tactics. Also negotiation. And nuclear weaponry.
[5]
The kj-world (hence dubbed Chosen)supercarrier fires a big ass cannon that vaporizes a fifth of the Harvester fleet. Harvester ships keep warping in.
You, raptor-plant people alliance! You're on our side now, focus on taking that planet with my...personal assistance.Shoot missiles at any robots I see and look for red flowers.
[6]
You pick someone's flowers. The GM avatar's flowers. He is noticeably pissed.
Ok, hand off reigns of host control to individual biomasses, with only a nominal hive mind tether. Aiming for The Thing/Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
[4]
It'll work, but they'll be tricky to control in large numbers.
"Ok. So, we're stuck together, and you don't know what I am..."
Describe anatomy to Cyrydiad.
E: Ninja'd. MEEEE!
[2]
What the balls are you?
Active, just sorta couldn't figure out where I was.
Raise the rest of humanity in defiance! I'm tired of these goddamned aliens on my goddamned planet.
[5]
All of earth-based humanity follows you now, and you finish the last major stronghold of the potatoes, Ireland. Rebuilding has begun.
Do I count as active?
I've been playing for longer than most people here probably.
Yes, you count, because you are active now.
Me.
Also, can we get a update on the story so far?
An entire omnibus? Hellz no. But I will digress the current situation.
Earth (starting universe):
After the potato-human war, the humans were victorious, now lead by Playergamer. Grizzlyadams is experimenting with bodysnatching processes. Several players live and play/work in Elephantophis, which is in a golden age at the moment, due to the demand for supertea. A few plots to end the world and gain ridiculous power were made here, only to be thwarted by either terrible luck, teamwork, or the wrath of the GM. Lolfail is dealing with a new personality, darkpaladin and poketwo are being silly, and NAV is stirring up the avatar.
Space (starting universe):
A war has broken out between two multiversal empires, the Chosen and the Harvesters. A mutated species of bird/lizard, dubbed Raptors, created by Hugoluman, have gained sentience and has gone on to start interstellar colonisation, the colonies being lead by helgoland. After contact with the Harvesters, and a brief fight, they have pushed the Harvesters back to one of their processing plants, and the planet it orbits around. This attracted both a Chosen fleet and Harvester reinforcements, and now the stage is set for a big ass battle, with the Protoss (SC2), Raptor and a few superpowered human ships trying to hold their ground in the middle of it.
SC2 universe:
IcyTea has gained psionic powers, and has taken direct control of the Zerg Brood on Aiur, but he is not in full control. Now a superportal has opened in front of him.
Chosen universe, Earth:
Kj1225, through the power of terrible, terrible luck, has been submitted for overwatch duty, which is basically merging into human society while still protecting Earth from invaders. Unfortunately for him, his combat partner and some clingy jealous russian girl are completely smitten with him, though one will never admit it. Hilarity ensues because neither are willing to share
, and because I'm a dick.
Did I miss anything?
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