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[darkpaladin109]

Sacrifice harvesters to overlord.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Potato mutations.

[poketwo]

I got plan, see
Capture some good, AMERICAN Pokemon. Since there is no AMERICA here, I will go to the next best thing, Unova

[Eotyrannus]

Learn the art of not having to roll for easy actions.

[Helgoland]

Start research into closing portals. Build up reputation as war hero.

[Lolfail0009]

Do some research into the possible uses of applied reality burn.

[IcyTea31]

As the potatoes are conveniently covering the world, create a rift out of them. NO!

Open and stabilize a rift and go rally the Protoss to join the war.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Develop new Raptor battle armor and inter-dimensional weaponry.

[4]

Armor and weapons developed, if by interdimensional weapons you mean flinging a ball of antimatter through a portal.

Wonder who I was talking to. Also recall any bits of my life that may be impprtant later.

[2]

A nugget of paranoia for you. Those memorires are redacted until you need them, for character integrity.

Sacrifice harvesters to overlord.

[2]

It's not really a sacrifice if they're not restrained.

Potato mutations.

[5]

Your potatoes have gotten spaceborne. They're on the moooooooon

I got plan, see
Capture some good, AMERICAN Pokemon. Since there is no AMERICA here, I will go to the next best thing, Unova

[2]

And you catch Garbodor. It's literally the worst Pokemon ever.

Learn the art of not having to roll for easy actions.

[6]

You do so, but it comes at great cost. Now impossible actions can never be achieved, and you must work to do everything, ie no ripping holes in space without tools or the ability to.

Start research into closing portals. Build up reputation as war hero.

[1]

The drunk science experiment backfires and fills the spacedock with vodka.

Do some research into the possible uses of applied reality burn.

[3]

It's risky, but possible. Side effects include devolution, frying of brains, and permification (do not ask).

As the potatoes are conveniently covering the world, create a rift out of them. NO!

Open and stabilize a rift and go rally the Protoss to join the war.

[3]

The protoss are fighting the zerg. If you retake Aiur, they will help you.

[Lolfail0009]

Are they possible side effects or definite side effects? Because I will NOT be a stoned snake.

Do more research on the subject.

[IcyTea31]

I guess I owe it to them, anyway. Go see what the situation on Aiur is.

[Erils]

Help the protoss and teach them dapperness

[darkpaladin109]

Restrain KJ and his japanese harem and sacrifice them to the overlord.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Are they possible side effects or definite side effects? Because I will NOT be a stoned snake.

Do more research on the subject.

[4]

Definite side effects include loss of nervous system. A rare side effect is awakening the target's 'rage strength', making them very strong and durable.

I guess I owe it to them, anyway. Go see what the situation on Aiur is.

[5]

Its swarming with zerg, but no-one's driving them. You are free to play genocide. Across an entire planet. And it's moons.

Help the protoss and teach them dapperness

[1]

The Protoss, lacking mouths to drink tea with, are greatly offended.

Restrain KJ and his japanese harem and sacrifice them to the overlord.

Closed universe. Plus there's a GM avatar with some snazzy upgrades overwatching that world. All multiversal entities entering that solar system get destroyed. With antimatter, so they stay destroyed.

Veto that horrible rule.

[6]

(You asked for it, buddy, you get it.)

You jump straight through. On the other side are about 26 flying battlecruiser spaceships, one a ten-kilometre monster, others fairly small, ranging from between a half kilometre and 5 kilometres in length. On the ground facing you is what looks like slender, except a golden-armoured slender with thousands of golden light tendrils emerging from its body, covered in layers of golden shielding.

You have 3 seconds to leave before you are unmade.

[darkpaladin109]

Restrain KJ and his japanese harem and sacrifice them to the overlord.

Closed universe. Plus there's a GM avatar with some snazzy upgrades overwatching that world. All multiversal entities entering that solar system get destroyed. With antimatter, so they stay destroyed.

Veto that horrible rule.

[smurfingtonthethird]

^
^ that roll.