Attention, you stinky ingrates! First one to get into my event gets a randomly generated adventure!((Also, I negotiated with my RL other-personality-thing and let him talk to you guys in return for him not acting up at a party. He's red. Also, be nice, he gets pissed off REALLY easily.))
Expel recently eaten matter, then leave sewers.
[4]
Pooooop.
You leave the sewers. You stink.
"Oh, hi there, monkey. Find the GM's remote? Sure, easy."
Telepathically scrounge up the GM's memories to find where he last left the remote.
[1]
You see things you are not meant to see. Your brain hurts.
Ahahahhahaha, suck it.Recover two turns later.
"Owwwwwwwwwwww"
[3]
You still hurt, but at least you aren't dead. You're in some building.
Press buttons!
(potato incoming!)
Also, Freak out about the talking terrorsaur.
(Also, make screaming noises, (mentally included))
[3]
Button mash sends you flying. Granted, you dodged the potato, but you're spinning everywhere.
TELEPORT AWAY.
COOK BARBARA
[4]
You cook BARBARA.
What the hell, player? Why her? You're just gonna get your ass whipped, either now or later, so why?
Close enough.
Woo! Go celebrate by getting drunk and or getting my freak on!
[4]
BOOOOOOOZE
Yeah, drunk science. You know the drill.
WELCOME TO MY LIVING ROOM! FIND MY REMOTE! And throw away that unobtainium. That shit is gross.
COOK
THE FOOD
[5]
Food cooked! You serve it to your charred wife. You also realize someone charred her.
You can have a gun. It shoots rainbows. LASER RAINBOWSDapperly travel with the dapper Super Potato Men and my pet dapper Schrödinger's baby terror bird to the dapper land of elephantophis
[5]
Woo! Tea party!
Rob the Pentagon.
[6]
You rob the Pentagon noisily and violently. You have EVERYTHING of theirs. You also just crossed the U.S. Godzilla threshold and they are hunting you down with everything they have. Everyone else wants those secrets too, and they're hunting you as well.
Welcome to Leggit, population you.
Offer Raptors to both the Pentagon and playgergamer. Oh hell, offer raptors to every faction thus far mentioned in this thread.
[5]
Raptors for all!
Most people are confused. The GM uses it as a toothpick.