Teach new raptor fluent Welsh.
[1]
It decides biting you is more fun.
Channel The Things I Was Not Meant To Know into a telepathic search powerful enough to hear the remote's nonexistent thoughts, then go get it.
Attention, you stinky ingrates! First one to get into my event gets a randomly generated adventure!
What is this event you speak of?
[3]
Mind screwed. But the remote is something to do with a couch.
Steal RAINBOW LASER GUN and incapacitate SB with it.
[1]
The super potato men have returned! They grab you and drag you back to elephantophis.
Find... THE REMOTE!
[2]
You find nothing.
DO NOT WANT NEW TERRORBIRD.
Press buttons, pull levers, toggle switches, channel cosmonaut ancestors!
[5]
You fly around the place. You end up on top of a giant couch.
Put everything on WikiLeaks. Marshal supporters into an army. Buy guns and tanks really quickly.
[3]
Wikileaks is instantly taken down by the government. Some people saw it though, and you have a small army. But no money.
"Sell the files to russia & china!"
Anyone mind summing me what happened?
Also my avatar is:
Ulrezaj, Dark Archon from Starcraft: Dark Templar Saga.
I thought you were Amon. This is certainly food for thought.
[5]
You follow the bread loaf to his home universe. A terran planet. There are some whacked up things here, though, like psionic emanations far greater than of yours or of the Queen of Blades.
Hey, look at that! Somebody made a TvTropes page for us! I wonder who it was... wink wink, nudge nudge
Over here.
GREAT SUCCESS!"Well, looks like no communist revolution helped by me.... It's kinda my thing here on the forums though..... Maybe I should try something patriotic.... Like a nationalist to the USA!!!!! Yes!!! Now to exaggerate it to get happy chaos!!!"
Get out of ball, Then start turning the world Into Glorious USAland. To japany for me here
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The GM grows furious because he's halfway through some manga and really wants to see how they end without Japan being nuked.
Also, potato storm. Millions of them.