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[WillowLuman]

(I'm pretty sure there was a bad roll somewhere that ruined your chances of controlling them here)

[Remuthra]

(I'm pretty sure there was a bad roll somewhere that ruined your chances of controlling them here)

(How? I haven't made any rolls here since I was shot down, and I was actively fighting bread mechs with robot servitors at that time.)

[WillowLuman]

(The roll that lost you the battle, I think. You tried to rally them, then you tried escaping, then you got shot down.)

[smurfingtonthethird]

Ain't I in the Precambrian??

DERP
There's absolutely nothing at the moment. No life, no nuttin.

Realize I can't go home as I have given up my pacifist ways. Begin wandering the world doing odd jobs no matted the legality.

[2]

The mexicans arrest you. Poobums.

Roll for calmness!
If calm,
Look out windows at pretty scenery, (also for mr avatar).

If /not/ calm,
Be not-calm.

[4]

Calmness ensues. No avatar.

Use warp key. Make sure my gorilla and bag get in too. By Sturgeon's Law, I calculate a 90% chance to get into something completely stupid, unfunny and boring. I've won with worse odds.

[5]

Welcome to the Starcraft 2 universe. You're in some dung, cause you're standing on Shakuras.

"Ahhhh,of course. This tea is totally worth selling the egg. I can do business. In your face, Grunkle Stan!"

Sip tea like a proper gentleman before realizing this was a stupid decision and try to get the egg back

[2]

NO TAKEBACKS

"ENOUGH!"

USE FUSION FLARE Wreath body in an inferno.

[6]

This snake is on fireeee

You melt yourself into the ground.

Attempt to cause the rise of my warbot armies once again.

[2]

They're all blowed up in this universe you silly goose.

Open up the compartment containing bananas on the mech.

[5]

BANANAS

[kj1225]

Allow myself to be taken in and hopefully rehabilitated.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Nibble banana, kinda full. Tap compass on things, observe spinny bit.
Cmon enlightenment!

[darkpaladin109]

Summon bana pistol. Shoot tea powered superhumans with it. If that fails, turn them into powerless bananas. Afterwards, turn a few skyscrapers into gigantic bananas.

[hops]

"Nooooooooooo!!!!!!"

Skyward scream

[Lolfail0009]

Slither/flow away and reform.

[poketwo]

Start creating a cloning machine

[SOLDIER First]

Get out of the car and leave my insurance information in the windshield.

[WillowLuman]

"Sorry computer, looks like you're without any real power. Say, would some science cheer you up?"

Find advanced laboratory, use DNA from raptor parts to clone raptors.

[Remuthra]

"Sorry computer, looks like you're without any real power. Say, would some science cheer you up?"

Find advanced laboratory, use DNA from raptor parts to clone raptors.

Indeed, bearer, this unit is still without crucial system resource upgrades. Recommend acquisition as soon as practical.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Allow myself to be taken in and hopefully rehabilitated.

[1]

Annnd you're in jail.

Nibble banana, kinda full. Tap compass on things, observe spinny bit.
Cmon enlightenment!

[5]

The compass begins glowing and points in a direction.

Summon bana pistol. Shoot tea powered superhumans with it. If that fails, turn them into powerless bananas. Afterwards, turn a few skyscrapers into gigantic bananas.

[1]

The superhumans woop your ass.

"Nooooooooooo!!!!!!"

Skyward scream

[3]

You manage a whimper. The storekeep is displeased with your lack of skill and chucks you out.

Slither/flow away and reform.

[4]

All better. You're pretty weak, though.

Start creating a cloning machine

[5]

Cloning machine made.

Please stop messing with the timestream.

Get out of the car and leave my insurance information in the windshield.

[2]

You drive it home instead. Your wife is pleased with your purchase.

"Sorry computer, looks like you're without any real power. Say, would some science cheer you up?"

Find advanced laboratory, use DNA from raptor parts to clone raptors.

[5]

You have raptor cloning capabilities! You have a hatchery setup, full of eggs.

[kj1225]

.... That's exactly what was supposed to happen though.