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[smurfingtonthethird]

Fight dirty.

[6]

You go into a slapping frenzy, slapping here, there and everywhere. The GM decides that the occasion should be celebrated by blasting Yakety Sax in the area.

Fight the horde with my one hundred and fifteen flaming, fifteen-metre-long tentacles, my ten-metre-long, muscular body and my huge, venomous fangs!

[1]

Peck, peck, peck. They're eating you alive, lol.

PRESS BUTTONS

[5]

You start flying.

COORDINATES LOCKED: BANANA REPUBLIC

Put a forcefield around Elephantopolis.

[6]

Forcefield on. This attracts tea powered superhumans.

Explore the city

[6]

Its a weird ass place, running on tea. You stroll into a shop and a man tries to barter your egg, succeeds, and you receive a vial of tea.

is anyone else here?

[3]

You see a snake-thing getting the shit kicked out of it.

Find/create something to do.

[3]

Here, take this random warp key. It could take you anywhere. (Literally, I'll just random search youtube and poof you go)

WHOOP DE DO WHAT ELSE DO I ALREADY KNOW
Continue being legal.

[1]

You accidentally steal a car. Funny how that can happen.

[kj1225]

Realize I can't go home as I have given up my pacifist ways. Begin wandering the world doing odd jobs no matted the legality.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Roll for calmness!
If calm,
Look out windows at pretty scenery, (also for mr avatar).

If /not/ calm,
Be not-calm.

[IcyTea31]

Use warp key. Make sure my gorilla and bag get in too. By Sturgeon's Law, I calculate a 90% chance to get into something completely stupid, unfunny and boring. I've won with worse odds.

[WillowLuman]

(So, where is everybody again?)

[hops]

"Ahhhh,of course. This tea is totally worth selling the egg. I can do business. In your face, Grunkle Stan!"

Sip tea like a proper gentleman before realizing this was a stupid decision and try to get the egg back

[GrizzlyAdamz]

(So, where is everybody again?)

Actual location or future/'home'?

[WillowLuman]

"Ahhhh,of course. This tea is totally worth selling the egg. I can do business. In your face, Grunkle Stan!"

Sip tea like a proper gentleman before realizing this was a stupid decision and try to get the egg back

First rule of Grunkle Stan: He puts the fun in NO REFUNDS

[smurfingtonthethird]

Drinking money, lol

(So, where is everybody again?)

They're mostly in ruined brisbane. There's a few shenanigans in Mexico and other places, but yeah.

[poketwo]

Ain't I in the Precambrian??   

[Lolfail0009]

"ENOUGH!"

USE FUSION FLARE Wreath body in an inferno.

[Remuthra]

Attempt to cause the rise of my warbot armies once again.

[darkpaladin109]

Open up the compartment containing bananas on the mech.

[WillowLuman]

Attempt to cause the rise of my warbot armies once again.

(They turned against you in this timeline, didn't they?)

[Remuthra]

Attempt to cause the rise of my warbot armies once again.

(They turned against you in this timeline, didn't they?)

(The Troubleshooters turned against me. My mechanized legions are loyal servants who do not question their master's sudden development of megalomania and magic powers.)