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[Lolfail0009]

(Time to give the RNG a little lesson in quasitemporal physics crossed with thermodynamics.)

Umbrapyromantically increase the entropy in the cheese platter, thus increasing the relative speed of time in the localised timespace, hence... maturing the cheese.

(Also, 'umbrapyromantically' was evidently registered in my computer's dictionary prior to this reply AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHEN THE FUCK I'VE EVER USED THAT WORD)

[Remuthra]

(Time to give the RNG a little lesson in quasitemporal physics crossed with thermodynamics.)

Umbrapyromantically increase the entropy in the cheese platter, thus increasing the relative speed of time in the localised timespace, hence... maturing the cheese.

(Also, 'umbrapyromantically' was evidently registered in my computer's dictionary prior to this reply AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHEN THE FUCK I'VE EVER USED THAT WORD)

How does entropy relate to time? For that matter, how can you increase the rate of entropy using umbrapyromantic force?

[WillowLuman]

Roger. Calculating...

Find the Poison Elemental voiced by Christopher Walken.

(Watch as we roll a 6 and get the Poison Spirit voiced by Brian Blessed... Oh god, Brian Blessed singing "Toxic Love")

[Lolfail0009]

(Time to give the RNG a little lesson in quasitemporal physics crossed with thermodynamics.)

Umbrapyromantically increase the entropy in the cheese platter, thus increasing the relative speed of time in the localised timespace, hence... maturing the cheese.

(Also, 'umbrapyromantically' was evidently registered in my computer's dictionary prior to this reply AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHEN THE FUCK I'VE EVER USED THAT WORD)

How does entropy relate to time? For that matter, how can you increase the rate of entropy using umbrapyromantic force?

Entropy - Rate at which order descends into chaos.
Time - Rate at which space moves from the past into the future.
Future - Where more order is closer to chaos than before.

Ergo, entropy pretty much IS time.
And umbrapyromancy (essentially "shadow fire magic"), focusing mainly on the "pyro" part of itself, thermodynamically increases the entropy by using the second (I think) law of themodynamics.

[smurfingtonthethird]

(I really hope he's not speed-reading the Inheritance quadrilogy, then.)

I read that... I speed read the book on the day of release of the final book and I was like so mad.

Spoiler: rage (click to show/hide)

Why would you do thiiiiisssssss, the official couple is sposed to stick together and stuff, now they never see each other ever again
its like the ending to rosario+vampire, which also makes me want to stab goats, with the female protagonist killing and all

Spoiler: Continued rage (click to show/hide)

And the fucking afterword. That fucking guy must be at least seventy-three percent middle finger to say "Yeah. She's now like him and they can be together for ever and ever and LOLNOPE FUCK YOU. NEVER WRITING ANYTHING AFTER THIS. Sé onr zar'roc sitja hvass!

Shh... no rage. Only dreams.

Eh, get some mexican food.

(Time to give the RNG a little lesson in quasitemporal physics crossed with thermodynamics.)

Umbrapyromantically increase the entropy in the cheese platter, thus increasing the relative speed of time in the localised timespace, hence... maturing the cheese.

(Also, 'umbrapyromantically' was evidently registered in my computer's dictionary prior to this reply AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHEN THE FUCK I'VE EVER USED THAT WORD)

FUCK BALLS MCTITTIES THATS FOUR TIMES

[1]

The people look pretty angry. You may or may not remember toppling Cristo Redentor.

[1]

The cheese rots before your eyes.

You're doing it wrong.

[Remuthra]

(Time to give the RNG a little lesson in quasitemporal physics crossed with thermodynamics.)

Umbrapyromantically increase the entropy in the cheese platter, thus increasing the relative speed of time in the localised timespace, hence... maturing the cheese.

(Also, 'umbrapyromantically' was evidently registered in my computer's dictionary prior to this reply AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHEN THE FUCK I'VE EVER USED THAT WORD)

How does entropy relate to time? For that matter, how can you increase the rate of entropy using umbrapyromantic force?

Entropy - Rate at which order descends into chaos.
Time - Rate at which space moves from the past into the future.
Future - Where more order is closer to chaos than before.

Ergo, entropy pretty much IS time.
And umbrapyromancy (essentially "shadow fire magic"), focusing mainly on the "pyro" part of itself, thermodynamically increases the entropy by using the second (I think) law of themodynamics.

1. Entropy is more than the increase in chaos. It has a lot to do with the equal spread of matter and energy.
2. Heating something up to accelerate decay just does that. It doesn't affect the global level of entropy.
3. The first law of thermodynamics says you can't cheat the second one, because your heat has to come from some other form of energy within the contained system.
4. The second law of thermodynamics doesn't accelerate with the addition of extra heat.

[Lolfail0009]

Fuck it. Increase the local time-space (entropically) around the avatar so he finishes his bloody books.

E: Remuthra, it's magic. Let the magic be magic.

[Remuthra]

E: Remuthra, it's magic. Let the magic be magic.

Magic has to obey natural laws too. Be internally consistent .

[kj1225]

Yell bar fight and punch someone in the face before running off.

[Lolfail0009]

E: Remuthra, it's magic. Let the magic be magic.

Magic has to obey natural laws too. Be internally consistent .

I managed to rot cheese with entropy, so I guess it complies

[Remuthra]

E: Remuthra, it's magic. Let the magic be magic.

Magic has to obey natural laws too. Be internally consistent .

I managed to rot cheese with entropy, so I guess it complies

Entropy doesn't rot anything, and the addition of heat accelerates decay, so all you really did was rot cheese .

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Shh Remuthra, entropy magic is real.


Toss dookie into a portal for monkey science.
(not noticing it's sentient)

[mastahcheese]

STOP ROTTING ME PEOPLE

[GrizzlyAdamz]

buuut, wouldn't you be a cat with a tophat?

[WillowLuman]

It is "Avatars" and not "Usernames," after all.