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[WillowLuman]

"Hey! Don't shoot it! I need that computer, and we've got bigger problems. There's a terrorbird right outside!"

Hmm, this is an Australian jungle, right? Or, in otherwords, an Australian rainforest. And there's only one thing that can stop an Australian rainforest if MAN cannot: a poison elemental voiced by Tim Curry.

[darkpaladin109]

Nuke Ep's Country.

[SOLDIER First]

Arrive at home, greet wife, and wonder what to do with seven extra babies.

[WillowLuman]

Arrive at home, greet wife, and wonder what to do with seven extra babies.

May I suggest, SPACE?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Smell own dookie.

[Remuthra]

Recalculating...

Temporal error detected! Recalibrating temporal location data!

Location: Wasteland Camp

Carrier Present. Retracting Emergency Mobility System.

[WillowLuman]

Help deal with present emergency.

[smurfingtonthethird]

convince baby terror bird to disown its mother

[5]

The bird doesn't want anything to do with the mother. That doesn't stop the mother ramming the gate.

Nuke Ep's Country.

[1]

The avatar turns your stockpile of nuclear weapons into solid chocolate, and eats them.

Point the avatar to TvTropes. Good luck finishing the read.

[2]

That's not a story, thats story documentation goddangit

Arrive at home, greet wife, and wonder what to do with seven extra babies.

[6]

You sacrifice a goat to the gods in order to learn their fates. Your wife is not pleased.

Smell own dookie.

[5]

It smells like dookie. WHAT A TWIST

Help deal with present emergency.

[4]

Angry terrorbird is ramming the gates, oh noes!
"Here's a missile launcher, blow its head off please."

[WillowLuman]

Do so, then use local data to locate the Poison Spirit Voiced By Tim Curry.

[Remuthra]

Do so, then use local data to locate the Poison Spirit Voiced By Tim Curry.

You appear to be attempting to locate the Poison Spirit voiced by Tim Curry. Would you like some help with that?

[WillowLuman]

"Yes. We both know he may very well be our key to dealing with this mess."

[Remuthra]

Roger. Calculating...

Find the Poison Elemental voiced by Christopher Walken.

[kj1225]

(I really hope he's not speed-reading the Inheritance quadrilogy, then.)

I read that... I speed read the book on the day of release of the final book and I was like so mad.

Spoiler: rage (click to show/hide)

Why would you do thiiiiisssssss, the official couple is sposed to stick together and stuff, now they never see each other ever again
its like the ending to rosario+vampire, which also makes me want to stab goats, with the female protagonist killing and all

Spoiler: Continued rage (click to show/hide)

And the fucking afterword. That fucking guy must be at least seventy-three percent middle finger to say "Yeah. She's now like him and they can be together for ever and ever and LOLNOPE FUCK YOU. NEVER WRITING ANYTHING AFTER THIS. Sé onr zar'roc sitja hvass!

Shh... no rage. Only dreams.

Eh, get some mexican food.

[Erils]

Fly with baby terror bird to distract mother terror bird and let HugoLumon line up a shot

[darkpaladin109]

Make the Mokey's Dookie radioactive and sapient. Name it Gerard the Radioactive Monkey Dookie.