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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Do a somersault.

[smurfingtonthethird]

What, didn't I earn LODE'S A MONEY from "selling" the fish?

Noes. You need lode's a fish to make lodes a money.

[Playergamer]

Train the army some more, and attack again! Also, demote the general.

[IcyTea31]

Convince the mech-mechanic to give me a discount, using my skills of diplomacy.

[WillowLuman]

"Computer, can you think of any way to stop my arms from falling off?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

I say you need duct tape and WD-40.

[Remuthra]

"Computer, can you think of any way to stop my arms from falling off?"

Affirmative. Research on Infrared-Clearance Citizens has indicated Cold Fun is a powerful adhesive when heated and cooled once again.

[WillowLuman]

"Right. I'll look into that as soon as we get out of here."

Put arms on again, pick up computer, head for that exit mentioned previously.

[SOLDIER First]

Do literally nothing.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Sell the potatoes for a profit. Or use them to initiate another bout of DRUNK SCIENCE!

[6]

DRUNK SCIENCE

You wake up on the Doctor Phil show. A woman is saying that the breakup is fine, but the boy is his. You proceed to vomit.

Do a somersault.

[5]

Somersault! The GM asks you to start spreading potatoey awesomeness!

Train the army some more, and attack again! Also, demote the general.

[3]

Army is sorta trained, but they aren't ready to attack. The general stole his cocaine  and his model plane and bolted.

Convince the mech-mechanic to give me a discount, using my skills of diplomacy.

[5]

[DIPLOMACY INTENSIFIES]

You walk out with a shiny new servo upgrade, improved gyroscopic support, more armor and a flamethrower.

"Right. I'll look into that as soon as we get out of here."

Put arms on again, pick up computer, head for that exit mentioned previously.

[5]

You grab the CPU and make it to the 'exit'. What you see before you cannot be explained, being infinitely dimensional, and being outside of time, space and reality. Jumping through could take you ANYWHERE. However, a correct amount of pain energy could be used to 'tune' it to a dimension.

Do literally nothing.

[3]

You fart in front of a bunch of girls. Yaaaaaay.

[Remuthra]

Please stand by, Citizen. You may experience slight pain as the portal is being configured.

Cast Sigil of Agony on Hugo in order to tune the portal to the Material Plane.

[darkpaladin109]

Abosrb all of EP's followers and gain their power.

[kj1225]

Get out of there!

[WillowLuman]

Please stand by, Citizen. You may experience slight pain as the portal is being configured.

Cast Sigil of Agony on Hugo in order to tune the portal to the Material Plane.

Does this work if I can't feel pain?

[Remuthra]

Please stand by, Citizen. You may experience slight pain as the portal is being configured.

Cast Sigil of Agony on Hugo in order to tune the portal to the Material Plane.

Does this work if I can't feel pain?

It's Magic. Of course it works.