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[WillowLuman]

"Computer, where are we? And who's this standing over me?"

[Remuthra]

"Computer, where are we? And who's this standing over me?"

Calculating...

We appear to be in a puddle of melted sucrose substance. Splatter analysis indicates 81% probability of self-infliction. Unidentified Citizen detected within immediate radius. Psychological profiling suggests a 32.6% chance of subversive ideals. Probability of hostility is 38.9%.

[WillowLuman]

*sigh* "Right, guess I'll have to do this the old-fashioned way. Who's there?"

[poketwo]

Go to friend computer

[kj1225]

Find the girl that is made of science again. (The blue one.)

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Panic! Try to plant the potatoes!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Fart in Mitt Romney's breakfast.

[2]

You can't find Mitt Romney. You really need to shit now.

*sigh* "Right, guess I'll have to do this the old-fashioned way. Who's there?"

[1]

Your senses fade. You wake up in a corrugated iron shack.

Go to friend computer

[4]

You escape the potato dimension into what appears to be a nuclear wasteland. You see a shack.

Find the girl that is made of science again. (The blue one.)

[6]

You see her kicking potatoes and saunter over. "Hey, guess what? You're in charge of keeping my dickweed avatar alive now. Seeya!"

A guy holding a potato is sitting near you.

Panic! Try to plant the potatoes!

[5]

Potatoes planted!

"Yay, progress... I think."

[WillowLuman]

Wait, how does Sentient Bowtie do that? He's a logo! Or is it the bald man he's attached to?

Examine surroundings. "Computer, did you.. um... lose sensory input too? Any idea what happened?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

He's the bald man.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Do a somersault!

[SOLDIER First]

Shit in Mitt Romney's breakfast.

[Remuthra]

Wait, how does Sentient Bowtie do that? He's a logo! Or is it the bald man he's attached to?

Examine surroundings. "Computer, did you.. um... lose sensory input too? Any idea what happened?"

A close look at the Computer's readout shows something like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Playergamer]

Grow. Reply to the UK that we just want a home.

[kj1225]

Drunk science.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Wait, how does Sentient Bowtie do that? He's a logo! Or is it the bald man he's attached to?

Examine surroundings. "Computer, did you.. um... lose sensory input too? Any idea what happened?"

[5]

You're in a cabin of some sort. It's night time. You're on a dirty cot, and there are piles of random supplies, medical, edible and material, around you. A girl with a big ass gun is standing at the door. A wheel of cheese lands in your lap.

Do a somersault!

[4]

Yay, somersault. "THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!"

Shit in Mitt Romney's breakfast.

[5]

You can't get there in time, but the GM feels mercy and warps you into his bowl. Success. A wheel of cheese lands in your lap.

Grow. Reply to the UK that we just want a home.

[2]

The UK ain't coppin that. They tell you to wrack off. A wheel of cheese lands in your lap.

Drunk science.

[6]

DRUNK SCIENCE!

You wake up in front of a giant, pulsing portal. There's also a lot of cheese. The GM's avatar is eating it.