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[darkpaladin109]

"Whatever, I'm a native of this place so I can't really be killed here. Besides, I can just teleport back."
Teleport back, since you know, I'm a native of this dimension and all.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Go hack something to sell the useless nicknacks I make with my useless skills.

[4]

You hack into the Pentagon. You offer the US Military your finest pendulum bobbers. Hilarity ensues.

Consult my stolen computer. If unhelpful, form adventuring party with others trapped here.

[2]

You can't see anyone else.

Leave the pain dimension.

[6]

Welcome to the potato dimension.

Continue growing. Conquer Sealand.

[1]

Sealand crushes you in an embarrassing invasion.

DON'T FUCK WITH SEALAND

"You don't want any kitchen!? FINE! I-it's not l-like I c-care anyways!"

Act haughty and try to guilt the pain elemental into buying kitchenwares.

[6]

You guilt trip the dark overlord of a dimension filled with suffering into buying a cupboard. It is now 'attached' to you. Have fun!

"You don't want any kitchen!? FINE! I-it's not l-like I c-care anyways!"

Act haughty and try to guilt the pain elemental into buying kitchenwares.

Do the previous in addition to buying a kitchen.

[2]

The GM throws a potato at you. "STOP DOUBLE MOVING, JUST EDIT ITTTTTT"

Go to friend computer. get it back online while not disabling AM

[6]

Friend computer back on line, AM disabled. Oops.

Refuse offer. "'Hoy, mate, thanks but no thanks. Y'see, I already have a rather high-paying job in the fishin' business, capiche? I ain't no broker and ne'er will." Continue with "fishing" (Read this in Fat Tony's voice.)

EDIT: I'm rather surprised that I just "found" mech-sized clothing. Or an accent.

[6]

You continue fishing.

The GM throws a potato at you for your fridge logic.

Curse darkpaladin to wander the Pain Dimension forever.

"Whatever, I'm a native of this place so I can't really be killed here. Besides, I can just teleport back."
Teleport back, since you know, I'm a native of this dimension and all.

[5] VS [3]

DP is trapped. Yay.

Darkpaladin has been trapped in the potato dimension.

[WillowLuman]

Use the same way out that the others used. IE, go to potato dimension.

[Playergamer]

Regroup and recover. Count our losses.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Use the same way out that the others used. IE, go to potato dimension.

The elephant god has blocked that universe off.

[WillowLuman]

F*ck. "Computer, help me construct a portal out of here."

[Remuthra]

F*ck. "Computer, help me construct a portal out of here."

Processing...

While this unit is now online, it does not have resources to summon interdimensional portals. However, sources indicate that the center of the Pain Dimension contains a hole in the fabric of Painspace. This unit recommends using that.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Go hack something to sell the useless nicknacks I make with my useless skills.

[4]

You hack into the Pentagon. You offer the US Military your finest pendulum bobbers. Hilarity ensues.

Good show kj



Hey, uh, smurfington, you um...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Catch & throw it back at the GM, ninja-style!

If you mean my idiot character, I shall smite thee with so many potatoes that you don't even know, man, you don't even know.

Who me? No, the GM guy that threw a potato at me. Fucking zoo hecklers, I swear.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Go hack something to sell the useless nicknacks I make with my useless skills.

[4]

You hack into the Pentagon. You offer the US Military your finest pendulum bobbers. Hilarity ensues.

Good show kj



Hey, uh, smurfington, you um...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Catch & throw it back at the GM, ninja-style!

If you mean my idiot character, I shall smite thee with so many potatoes that you don't even know, man, you don't even know.

Who me? No, the GM guy that threw a potato at me. Fucking zoo hecklers, I swear.

FUCK NUGGETS I DID IT AGAIN

Bold your action next time, k?

[6]

You return the potato.

"ITS FUCKING ON NOW"

Millions of potatoes descend from the sky.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Let out a fearsome rallying cry & escalate to poo!

[WillowLuman]

F*ck. "Computer, help me construct a portal out of here."

Processing...

While this unit is now online, it does not have resources to summon interdimensional portals. However, sources indicate that the center of the Pain Dimension contains a hole in the fabric of Painspace. This unit recommends using that.

Sounds good to me.

[SOLDIER First]

Enter the dimension of beautiful, smart women.

[Elephant Parade]

Rescue the people lost in the pain dimension.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Enter the dimension of beautiful, smart women.

You're trapped in the potato dimension.

[poketwo]

"Friend computer, when you return, I have news about a potato-obsessed threat to alpha complex!!!!"