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[hops]

Sell kitchens to everyone

[kj1225]

Wait for her to wake up I guess.

Jesus why don't I get a level up from all this drunk science?

You do, but you spend all the points on useless skills and science.

How long until I can hack the pentagon and sell them useless nicknacks?

[IcyTea31]

Totally not the mafia. "This fish protects you from machine guns, got that? You'd better buy it before something happens to you." Find myself a mech-sized pirate hat and business suit, a bottle of rum and an Italian accent. Bread/mech/Saviour of the World/pirate/mafioso, ahoy! By the way, are the GM-potatoes raw or cooked?

[WillowLuman]

Go on an adventure already!

[darkpaladin109]

OHSHITTELEPORTAWAYREALQUICK

[smurfingtonthethird]

How long until I can hack the pentagon and sell them useless nicknacks?

If you can get there without getting drunk, then you have a chance.

Totally not the mafia. "This fish protects you from machine guns, got that? You'd better buy it before something happens to you." Find myself a mech-sized pirate hat and business suit, a bottle of rum and an Italian accent. Bread/mech/Saviour of the World/pirate/mafioso, ahoy! By the way, are the GM-potatoes raw or cooked?

They are quantum potatoes, raw, cooked, mashed and every other form of potato product at once. Though they go raw if you try and eat them.

[kj1225]

If I get there drunk I'll probably already get it done.

[mastahcheese]

If I get there drunk I'll probably already get it done.

KJ, you broke my "new replies"

[kj1225]

Did I?

Good. DRUNK SCIENCE!

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Obtain bananas.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Wait for her to wake up I guess.

Jesus why don't I get a level up from all this drunk science?

[5]

She wakes up. She mumbles in Russian that you owe her money, and you take the opportunity to escape on the spaceship.

Apologize to Chzo.
Teleport into SPAAAAACE

[2]

Chzo is displeased! You are sent to the pain dimensions. You don't feel pain so its sorta pointless.

Continue to grow, becoming a fleet of ships. Sell fish whenever we need more money.

[5]

The fleet grows. You now have a population of 1000.

Sell kitchens to everyone

[2]

You approach Elephant city, floating city and a giant pain elemental. They don't want one.

Totally not the mafia. "This fish protects you from machine guns, got that? You'd better buy it before something happens to you." Find myself a mech-sized pirate hat and business suit, a bottle of rum and an Italian accent. Bread/mech/Saviour of the World/pirate/mafioso, ahoy! By the way, are the GM-potatoes raw or cooked?

[4]

Stuff acquired. You are approached to be the broker for floating city.

Go on an adventure already!

[6]

You punch a pain elemental. Welcome to the pain dimension. You don't feel pain either.

OHSHITTELEPORTAWAYREALQUICK

[1]

Welcome to the pain dimension. You feel pain. Please enjoy an eternity of pain until someone breaks you out or you die.

Obtain bananas.

[2]

None for you! The GM throws a potato at you for your heresy.

[kj1225]

Go hack something to sell the useless nicknacks I make with my useless skills.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Catch & throw it back at the GM, ninja-style!

[WillowLuman]

Consult my stolen computer. If unhelpful, form adventuring party with others trapped here.

[Remuthra]

Hello and welcome to the Windows HAAATE Backup Tool! Please input a command OR I'LL KILL YOU!