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[SOLDIER First]

Be the bald man with electrical superpowers.
Shoot a thermonuclear missile at a giant, humanoid thing.

Prevent nuke launches.

But the thing is a bad guy! D:

[WillowLuman]

"I am a skull embedded in a meat monster carrying an insane CPU. 'Giant' is too little context to make me think something is a bad guy."

[kj1225]

The vault boy hoard mumbles drunkenly I guess.

[SOLDIER First]

It roams around killing people without superpowers like the bald guy.

[hops]

PTW?/Waitlist?

My avatar is Haruka-chan, a magical spambot girl who kill things and peddle kitchenwares.

[WillowLuman]

I can't remember what I was doing, so

Go on an adventure.

[IcyTea31]

PTW?/Waitlist?

There's no waitlist, just post an action with your entrance if you want to play.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Yay, people are doing my job for me.

I can't remember what I was doing, so

Go on an adventure.

You were stopping nukes. Adventure seems like more fun.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Send my massive army of doom to kill darkpaladin.

Be the bald man with electrical superpowers.
Shoot a thermonuclear missile at a giant, humanoid thing.

Be the bald man with electrical superpowers.
Shoot a thermonuclear missile at a giant, humanoid thing.

Prevent nuke launches.

SUMMON A NUKE OVER EP'S ARMY
SUMMON MY MASTER, CHZO THE PAIN ELEMENTAL TO CRUSH EP'S ARMY
LITERALLY

5 VS 3 VS 1 VS 3

The army is assembled and they charge darkpaladin, who has summoned his master.  The logo-thing manages to fire the nuclear weapon but doesn't take direct control. The nuke hits Chzo and severely wounds him. The britishman holding the CPU gets a potato thrown at him for double moves.

Sell fish, buy everything else we need.

Assist BM. Surely a frickin' bread-mech will help with diplomacy of selling that fish. And most definitely helping BM won't have a negative effect on my karma.

2, 4
No-one wants the fish, but the breadmech gets them sold. Yay, teamwork.

Call her after getting down using DRUNK SCIENCE.

I love the fact that the vault boy hoard is such a efficient society of drunks.

[1]

You wake up in the ISS with a random russian woman, three empty bottles of vodka, a CD, a Gauss Rifle, and the keys to a spaceship docked  nearby.

[kj1225]

Wait for her to wake up I guess.

Jesus why don't I get a level up from all this drunk science?

[WillowLuman]

Oh come on! My second action overwrote the first! That's how these work!

[SOLDIER First]

Apologize to Chzo.
Teleport into SPAAAAACE

[smurfingtonthethird]

Oh come on! My second action overwrote the first! That's how these work!

Cross out the old one plz, my brain is fried from physics

[Playergamer]

Continue to grow, becoming a fleet of ships. Sell fish whenever we need more money.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Wait for her to wake up I guess.

Jesus why don't I get a level up from all this drunk science?

You do, but you spend all the points on useless skills and science.