Game 1: Turn 3 - Local Politics Location: Boubers-lès-HesmondDumbo/Execute.exe goes on to educate her new disciple on the harsh realities of life. (Girl Education: 5+3) The store-girl learns to be not so naive about the evil-doers that lurk around every corner. With her teachers careful guidance, she quickly develops the proper technique for a good strangle-hold. In the middle of their training however, a single villager walks into the store. "Oh, je voulais juste ramasser le pot de peinture que j'ai commandé. Est-ce un mauvais moment?"
Zanzetkuken The Great conceives a flawless idea to create immensely powerful electric gauntlets. His first step is to search the town for raw materials in order to begin the construction of his device. (Electronics Searching: 4) The most he can do for raw materials, outside of breaking into homes and looting their electronic devices, is to rummage through a nearby garbage can. Well, between the pieces of food and pieces of debris, all Zanzetkuken can come up with are some pieces of Scrap Electronics: Broken screens, ruined microchips, etc.
LordSlowpoke searches for a gasoline power as the first step in a nefarious spot. (Gasoline Searching: 9) What luck, a mostly-full Gas Canister lying around, ripe for the picking. LS acquires the canister and carries it over to City Hall, opening the cap with malicious intent...
At the same time however, Ozarck's Anti-Assassination Senses tingle. Looking over his shoulder, he spots LordSlowpoke grinning as he proceeds onto the City Hall, gasoline dripping from his opened gas canister. If Ozarck knows anything, it's that Political Figures will not possibly be put in danger under his watch! (Political Anti-Assassination: 1+3) Ozarck runs up to Lord Slowpoke, and puts a hand on his shoulder, stopping him in his tracks. In an authoritarian voice, he commands, "Dispose of that gasoline at once! You are endangering the lives of political figures!"
Sheb receives the Bicycle from a local, and hops on, riding over to the City Hall, passing Ozarck and LordSlowpoke having a dispute outside. Sheb ducks inside the building, locating the mayor at his desk. (Foreign Diplomacy: 8+2) Sheb informs the Mayor of his promotion to Gestionnaire de Situation d'Urgence, and tells him of the situation at hand. "Where is this murderer anyways?" asks the Mayor. Sheb points at the window outside to LordSlowpoke and Ozarck having a dispute. "That is worrying. I'll will call word for the police. Pierre! Lock the door!" A young clerk bolts up and runs for the City Hall doors, locking them shut, as the Mayor pulls up his phone. "C'est maire Maurice de Boubers-lès-Hesmond, la police demande un soutien pour faire face à l'activité criminelle dangereuse ... oui ... d'accord ..." The Mayor sets down the phone, "The police say they will arrive within <2 Turns>."
"Man, this place sucks." Upon reaching this revelation, Mastahcheese begins walking towards Crequy. As he reaches the Eastern borders of the village, he waits for the boundary to dissipate while looking for transport. He glances at Donuts, sitting idly in his big Pick-Up Truck. Getting a lift in that to Crequy would certainly be faster than walking.
Elephant Parade continues manufacturing his amazing song. Perhaps he can incorporate Flower-Summoning into it as well? (Song Writing: 2) Damn, it seems that he can't really improve upon his last conception beyond working on his melody a little bit. He is positive that once his album hits the shelves, he will truly be the next Michael Jackson Elvis Beatles. He just knows it.
Fractalman leaves the bar to search for a human being that would know English. In front of one house, a middle-aged man kneels in his gardens, tending to his patch of flowers. "You there!" calls out Fractalman. "Do you happen to speak the English language?" The man looks up, "I speak some English, learn English from television. Is hard language, very tricky."
scapheap heads over to the church. He enters the stone structure, filled with pews and lit dimly by various candles and stained glass windows. The altar sits at the far end. An elderly priest walks up to scapeheap, "Welcome son. Have you come to say words to our Holy Lord? Or perhaps atone for your sins? Maybe even a confession?"
WhitiusOpus searches for a Statue of Venus. Unfortunately, the town lacks a Statue of Venus. Man, Mastacheese was right, this was a sucky-ass village without baseball bats, ice skates, or Statues of Venuses anywhere. Well, at least he'll have better access soon...
darkpaladin watches the Beetles scurry off his last victim, at which point he seizes the Frenchman from the ground. "Now, take me to your leader." (3 vs. 2) The man's response to shove darkpaladin away, and turn around, running and screaming. How rude.
Xantalos realizes if you can't beat 'em, keep trying. (Branch Breaking: 5) He snaps a smaller branch off the tree, and finds himself with a Crude Small Stick. Well, it's better than sustaining injuries.
Boundaries have Dissipated. Travel outside of the Village is now possible.
Elephant Parade: Jonathan Fagerlund: +3 to Singing Swedish Boy Band Songs.
Lycapsus: Magically Create up to one full Bouquet-worth of plants from the Lycapsus Genus per turn.
Douglas Terman: +2 Military Knowledge and Writing.
Inventory:
Status: Fine
MastahcheeseGustavo Guerrero: +3 to Tennis and using Tennis Rackets along with similar Items.
Bremer Bank: Full Access to all of the Assets of Bremer Bank, totaling about $8 Billion.
Ponte delle Tette: Literally "Bridge of the Tits". +5 to Seduction when on a Bridge.
Inventory:
Status: Fine
Execute/Dumbo.exeVillette: +3 to Educating Girls. Also, automatically become Female.
European Union Public License: Start with a European Union Public License
Jerilyn Britz: +3 to Golf, and +2 to using Golf Clubs and other similar Items.
Inventory: European Union Public Licence
Status: Fine
Ozarck:Strategy of Terror: +3 to Stopping Assassinations of Political Officials.
San Felipe 250: +2 to Off-Road Racing.
Michelle Y. Green: +4 to Writing Children's Books concerning Stories about African Americans and other Minorities in the U.S.
Inventory:
Status: Fine
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