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[piecewise]

SCP-682's a rather sad SCP, when you think about it.  682 is fully intelligent, capable of feeling pain, fear, even happiness--but most of the time it just feels anger and hate.  That anger and hate is fairly justified at this point, as humans have captured it and continually subject it to horrifyingly terrible tortures, none of which can quite kill it.  So, it's relegated to an eternity of sitting in a continual acid bath, only broken up by intense torture sessions and the occasional temporarily security breach when it can get a small amount of revenge.  It has basically no hope of ever being freed, not even by death.  Instead, it can only wait through the agony, as the Foundation's attempts on its life inexorably grow more painful, and security is strengthened, making the rare escapes--probably the only thing 682 can derive happiness from--more infrequent and temporary.

I bet the Foundation will eventually find some horrible weapon which derives power from suffering, and when hooked up to 682 it'll end up being more powerful than anything else they have.  Of course, the only thing they'd need that power for would be killing 682, and things just spiral downwards at that point.  They'd have a gun which hurts more the more it hurts, and shoot it at something which has an infinite capacity for being hurt.

It would probably be resolved within a day, through [DATA EXPUNGED] only ███7 casualties.

Of course, the Foundation has a pretty good reason to contain it since it happens to be compelled to destroy all human life and more because of how alien it is to 682. Only reason they keep trying to kill him. Well, that and the fact that they can't get him back home without running a risk of more than one coming back or something worse coming.

Shoot it into the sun.

Or just space in general. I mean, even if it doesn't die, who gives a shit. Better yet, shoot it to mercury. That place has an acidic, superheated and super compressed atmosphere.  If it can't get out of a tank of mundane hydrochloric acid, then it ain't getting off a planet where the shit rains from the sky.

[spazyak]

P-dubz would make a great scp foundation leader

[Radio Controlled]

I think the problem then becomes containing it and transporting it to whatever launch vehicle you're using without it escaping. Though I don't remember if it has any powers beyond unnatural strength, speed and healing, so encasing it in lead or concrete or tossing it into a decent trash compactor and closing the lid might also do the trick.

[piecewise]

I think the problem then becomes containing it and transporting it to whatever launch vehicle you're using without it escaping. Though I don't remember if it has any powers beyond unnatural strength, speed and healing, so encasing it in lead or concrete or tossing it into a decent trash compactor and closing the lid might also do the trick.

Yeah, submerge it in molten tungsten carbide, then fire the resulting Han Solo style prison into space.

That or some good ClF3. Lets see it pull useful organic compounds out of toxic gas thats on fire.

[MidnightJaguar]

I think the problem then becomes containing it and transporting it to whatever launch vehicle you're using without it escaping. Though I don't remember if it has any powers beyond unnatural strength, speed and healing, so encasing it in lead or concrete or tossing it into a decent trash compactor and closing the lid might also do the trick.

Yeah, submerge it in molten tungsten carbide, then fire the resulting Han Solo style prison into space.

That or some good ClF3. Lets see it pull useful organic compounds out of toxic gas thats on fire.

Is there any problem CLF3 can't solve?

[AoshimaMichio]

Is there any problem CLF3 can't solve?

Not very many.

[piecewise]

Is there any problem CLF3 can't solve?

Not very many.

1. How am I gonna keep this priceless family heirloom from being damaged?
2.How do I prevent myself from being on fire?
3.What is the best way to wash the car?

That last one is questionable.

[spazyak]

1. How am I gonna keep this priceless family heirloom from being damaged? -destroy everything around it that poses a risk to it
2.How do I prevent myself from being on fire? -can't catch on fire if there's nothing to burn
3.What is the best way to wash the car? -It'll realllyyyy clean that dirt off

[Egan_BW]

you keep yourself from being on fire by using ClF3 to kill the guy with a flamethrower.

[Parisbre56]

You can't be on fire if you've already been burnt.

[Egan_BW]

Untrue. Observe charcoal.

[spazyak]

Untrue. Observe charcoal.

My attempts this morning to light a charcoal gril bring that into question.

[Lenglon]

FOOF, for when Clf3 wasn't reactive enough.

[Egan_BW]

FOOF, it does just what it says on the box.

[spazyak]

Let's mix the two and throw them into a chem thrower! Best chemicak cocktale ever! Needs a cherry though.