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[NJW2000]

There's only so much you can shoot your way out of, but that's true. Attacking the union leader was a bad plan though.

Not that all the members will feel obliged to avenge me. Just that most of them will enjoy having an excuse for a little murder.



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WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

Kate is trying to drop a goop grenade then jump out the ship into the angry and vicious mob she shot Christopher for annoying,  one person is trying to deal with the grenade, the pilot wants to turn upside down and shut the doors and two people are just lunging for her with melee weapons?

I think drowning on sewage might be the better option here.

[MidnightJaguar]

Avalanche's operational capabilities could be best described as FUBAR.

[Nunzillor]

Maybe it would actually be better to have a temporary halt to everyone trying to kill each other?  A suitable punishment for Kate could be worked out on the Sword, perhaps.

[Egan_BW]

I have zero faith in her not continuing to hurt anyone else for no reason, so the only responsible course of action is to neutrize now.

[Beirus]

I have zero faith in her not continuing to hurt anyone else for no reason, so the only responsible course of action is to neutrize now.

And while they're at it, they should probably neutralize her too.

[IronyOwl]

Oh, and if you're thinking of trying to argue her out of this, ARM has a policy of not listening to people without mechsuits.

What? We listen to Renen all the time, he's a person but doesn't have a mechsuit. It's true we don't listen to tokenless animals, but not even newbies listen to other newbies.

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

Kate is trying to drop a goop grenade then jump out the ship into the angry and vicious mob she shot Christopher for annoying,  one person is trying to deal with the grenade, the pilot wants to turn upside down and shut the doors and two people are just lunging for her with melee weapons?

I think drowning on sewage might be the better option here.

Everything is going exactly as expected.

I have zero faith in her not continuing to hurt anyone else for no reason, so the only responsible course of action is to neutrize now.

Presumably that was her exact reasoning for shooting whatshischest in the first place, though.

[NAV]

It's a loyalty cascade!

[NJW2000]

Oh, and if you're thinking of trying to argue her out of this, ARM has a policy of not listening to people without mechsuits.

What? We listen to Renen all the time, he's a person but doesn't have a mechsuit. It's true we don't listen to tokenless animals, but not even newbies listen to other newbies.

I stand corrected.

[MidnightJaguar]

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

Kate is trying to drop a goop grenade then jump out the ship into the angry and vicious mob she shot Christopher for annoying,  one person is trying to deal with the grenade, the pilot wants to turn upside down and shut the doors and two people are just lunging for her with melee weapons?

I think drowning on sewage might be the better option here.

This is how I imagine Avalanche's next turn going. While Gordon Freeman hits everything in arms reach with his crowbar using his other hand to sign about the dangers of head crabs, Trier channels the power of the dark side of the force to get into a long and complex fight scene with Kate. Ramses meanwhile, has shut the doors and is attempting to send the shuttle well past its performance envelope by doing a spinning loop de loop. Lysander in an act of desperation grabs the rapidly ticking goop grenade and attempts to throw it as far away as she can not realizing the doors are closed. Since she has a -1 to both strength and dexterity she manages to throw the goop grenade into the one place on the increasingly unstable shuttle that it jams both doors and disables the engines.

[spazyak]

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

Kate is trying to drop a goop grenade then jump out the ship into the angry and vicious mob she shot Christopher for annoying,  one person is trying to deal with the grenade, the pilot wants to turn upside down and shut the doors and two people are just lunging for her with melee weapons?

I think drowning on sewage might be the better option here.

This is how I imagine Avalanche's next turn going. While Gordon Freeman hits everything in arms reach with his crowbar using his other hand to sign about the dangers of head crabs, Trier channels the power of the dark side of the force to get into a long and complex fight scene with Kate. Ramses meanwhile, has shut the doors and is attempting to send the shuttle well past its performance envelope by doing a spinning loop de loop. Lysander in an act of desperation grabs the rapidly ticking goop grenade and attempts to throw it as far away as she can not realizing the doors are closed. Since she has a -1 to both strength and dexterity she manages to throw the goop grenade into the one place on the increasingly unstable shuttle that it jams both doors and disables the engines.

Yah, think christopher needs help because flying close to that shit fest sounds awefull at best.

[Harry Baldman]

This is how I imagine Avalanche's next turn going. While Gordon Freeman hits everything in arms reach with his crowbar using his other hand to sign about the dangers of head crabs, Trier channels the power of the dark side of the force to get into a long and complex fight scene with Kate. Ramses meanwhile, has shut the doors and is attempting to send the shuttle well past its performance envelope by doing a spinning loop de loop. Lysander in an act of desperation grabs the rapidly ticking goop grenade and attempts to throw it as far away as she can not realizing the doors are closed. Since she has a -1 to both strength and dexterity she manages to throw the goop grenade into the one place on the increasingly unstable shuttle that it jams both doors and disables the engines.

Methinks your assessment lacks the requisite 90% idiot flailing of any mass intra-team battling.

[NJW2000]

Replace the swordfight with Kate getting a rebalancing one and swallowing the grenade while Trier emasculates himself, while the shuttle crashes into Sir Jackson and Christopher chokes to death laughing, perhaps.

[Nunzillor]

I have zero faith in her not continuing to hurt anyone else for no reason, so the only responsible course of action is to neutrize now.

The way I see it is that this would just result in more needless injury and possibly death (nor just for Kate, but for several characters).  Someone who's had a lapse in judgement could still be useful, and forgiveness could actually compel them to be more productive.

But hey, this will be much more entertaining and interesting, so from that perspective I'm all for it.

[Ozarck]

Hey PW, your workload for m27's next turn is 1/7 lighter now. Behold! Team Avalanche's turn resolution:

While Gordon Freeman hits everything in arms reach with his crowbar using his other hand to sign about the dangers of head crabs, Trier channels the power of the dark side of the force to get into a long and complex fight scene with Kate. Ramses meanwhile, has shut the doors and is attempting to send the shuttle well past its performance envelope by doing a spinning loop de loop. Lysander in an act of desperation grabs the rapidly ticking goop grenade and attempts to throw it as far away as she can not realizing the doors are closed. Since she has a -1 to both strength and dexterity she manages to throw the goop grenade into the one place on the increasingly unstable shuttle that it jams both doors and disables the engines.

[Radio Controlled]

This mission is going exactly as planned.

Then I'd like to meet whoever was planning this. To help ventilate the pressure from whatever fluid buildup is pestering its frontal lobe.