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[Empiricist]

A key that summons and unlocks a randomly generated outhouse.

[syvarris]

I want, uh... Ten tokens!  Wait, no, free levelups!  Maybe a HRB?

No, extra Tinker rights!  Yeah, that.  Allow me to tinker, and do stuff on-mission, with no kneecapping shenanigans as punishment.  And, as my Christmas present to you, I won't tinker!  Maybe.

...More seriously, I think we should get randomized gifts like we've done before.  The egg suggestion is good.

@Comrade  I see no reason why I can't make you a specialty female sod, but it'll cost you.  If you want a real woman, with a soul and everything, I probably can't help you.  I don't think they're mine to sell--only to experiment on.

[Comrade P.]

Vladimir's market has demand for soulless specimens as well.

So once he gets back from the mission, rounds up some tokens, we'll discuss the specifics. We'll probably be talking regular sods for lower price per unit plus female sods for higher price per unit.

[Xantalos]

I'm pretty sure I've collected some female body parts by now if you're willing to wait.

[Comrade P.]

We're on the same mission, so we'll discuss this once we're done with it.

It is good to see, from Vladimir's perspective, that ARM is capable of doing business without all the hypocrisy of UWM traders who would sell their left testicle for the right price but won't trade your merch because it's obtained with use of child labor or whatever.

[Twinwolf]

If we actually get to ask for specific presents, probably free tokens.

But something randomized- with little or no chance of character-ending side effects- would be cool.

[Egan_BW]

I want to not die next turn please.

[TheBiggerFish]

Yeah, something randomized that isn't deadly to ARM or its owner.  Deadliness to anything else, however, is fair.  Possibly a living thing.

[NJW2000]

A fun holiday mission where no one gets hurt and everyone just laughs and plays games.

For some reason, the idea of PW seeing this suggestion fills me with an inexplicable sense of dread.

[TheBiggerFish]

For some reason, the idea of PW seeing this suggestion fills me with an inexplicable sense of dread.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

[Egan_BW]

A fun holiday mission where no one gets hurt and everyone just laughs and plays games.

+1

[Unholy_Pariah]

I want a pouch of tokens.

like, I dunno... 5...

[Parisbre56]

I'm pretty sure I've collected some female body parts by now if you're willing to wait.

I'm not sure what exactly you are suggesting.
Are you saying that you could build a female body for sale?
Or that you could perform gender change operations to slaves by merely changing people's organs like they're some sort of doll?
Either way, it feels incredibly wrong. The kind of thing the doctor would do for fun.

[Egan_BW]

I'm pretty sure I've collected some female body parts by now if you're willing to wait.

I'm not sure what exactly you are suggesting.
Are you saying that you could build a female body for sale?
Or that you could perform gender change operations to slaves by merely changing people's organs like they're some sort of doll?
Either way, it feels incredibly wrong. The kind of thing the doctor would do for fun.

For Vanessa, those are both about the same thing.

[Xantalos]

I'm pretty sure I've collected some female body parts by now if you're willing to wait.

I'm not sure what exactly you are suggesting.
Are you saying that you could build a female body for sale?
Or that you could perform gender change operations to slaves by merely changing people's organs like they're some sort of doll?
Either way, it feels incredibly wrong. The kind of thing the doctor would do for fun.

Yes.

Who do you think is his/her role model?