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[AbstractTraitorHero]

Don't listen to him, he just wants ever more drugs.

I want to reclaim my throne as intergalactic druglord.

Abigail may or may not have already turned someone part cat using drugs made out of blood.

[Comrade P.]

Slave space elves.
I'm a simple man, I'll be happy with half a dozen. Children and women are fine.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Slave space elves.
I'm a simple man, I'll be happy with half a dozen. Children and women are fine.

hey now we don't do slavery its called indentured servitude.

[Comrade P.]

Whatever you call it in these parts, you get the idea.

[spazyak]

Whatever you call it in these parts, you get the idea.

workers who I pay a credit for working for me, then charge them 2 for food and board. They can work off their debt for me by staying and working after hours since they don't get payed after hours. If they try to leave I point out their contract doesn't let them.

[Radio Controlled]

Don't listen to him, he just wants ever more drugs.

I want to reclaim my throne as intergalactic druglord.

Pan should set up a drug lab in some forgotten corner of the Sword where he makes knock-off battlestims of dubious quality.

"And will these pills enhance my combat performance?"
"Well, they will enhance a performance. Now do ya want them or not?"

[spazyak]

that makes them sound like  Viagra....

[Comrade P.]

workers who I pay a credit for working for me, then charge them 2 for food and board. They can work off their debt for me by staying and working after hours since they don't get payed after hours. If they try to leave I point out their contract doesn't let them.

You people overcomplicate this. Your slaves don't have a proper mindset as a result, and that could turn out nasty.
Come on, don't tell me nobody does good ol' slavery in whole wide space.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

that makes them sound like  Viagra....

it probably is probably just raided a ship for space viagra

[NAV]

Somethng randomly generated would be cool.

[syvarris]

I'm fine with whatever PW comes up with, as long as we don't need to pay for it.  Having to pay to recieve Christmas gifts is a terrible concept.

@ARM isn't evil!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Oh, that's perfect! X'D

@Slaves

Hey guys, if you want slaves, look no further than syvarris' super sod slave shop!  Sure, it's of questionable legality at the moment, but when has that stopped enterprising young individuals?  Will you let it get in the way of obtaining your perfect battlefield partner, or if you're more of the group fun sort, ten fine meatshields?  Buy today, and I might just decide to have a Special Christmas Sale!

[Comrade P.]

@Slaves

Hey guys, if you want slaves, look no further than syvarris' super sod slave shop!  Sure, it's of questionable legality at the moment, but when has that stopped enterprising young individuals?  Will you let it get in the way of obtaining your perfect battlefield partner, or if you're more of the group fun sort, ten fine meatshields?  Buy today, and I might just decide to have a Special Christmas Sale!

Do you have human female models?

You see, Vladimir is probably gonna split back to where he came from, figuring he'll get more done there rather than here, and he would love to bring in some extremely valuable commodities given to him as a parting gift by ARM to fund his local operations in their name.

[NJW2000]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What does everyone want from space santa?

I did say once that the ship needs a gene splicer... my feelings on the matter haven't changed.

E: a "holiday mission" where we decided where to go might be nice but hard to organise.

[spazyak]

@Slaves

Hey guys, if you want slaves, look no further than syvarris' super sod slave shop!  Sure, it's of questionable legality at the moment, but when has that stopped enterprising young individuals?  Will you let it get in the way of obtaining your perfect battlefield partner, or if you're more of the group fun sort, ten fine meatshields?  Buy today, and I might just decide to have a Special Christmas Sale!

Do you have human female models?

You see, Vladimir is probably gonna split back to where he came from, figuring he'll get more done there rather than here, and he would love to bring in some extremely valuable commodities given to him as a parting gift by ARM to fund his local operations in their name.

well here's the problem, ya see. currently we kinda fucked up the local universe and all, eldritch god eatin' stuff up.

[renegadelobster]

Do the Christmas wheel, like in the past. Or the Christmas potions. That was fun