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[Ozarck]

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Good, and after you've been 'educated' via a metal pipe to or through the sternum, come to the bar, we'll have a drinking contest.

Now, how do you expect to beat a guy with a pipe in his chest in a drinking contest?

[Nikitian]

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Good, and after you've been 'educated' via a metal pipe to or through the sternum, come to the bar, we'll have a drinking contest.

Now, how do you expect to beat a guy with a pipe in his chest in a drinking contest?

By, you know, beating him with a pipe right to his chest all the while you both are in a drinking contest?

Anyway, happy to know you are fine. Once again, welcome on board! You seem to have met our welcoming party already. 

[AkumaKasai]

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Good, and after you've been 'educated' via a metal pipe to or through the sternum, come to the bar, we'll have a drinking contest.

Now, how do you expect to beat a guy with a pipe in his chest in a drinking contest?

No offense, but getting beaten seems to come naturally to Deston.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Thank you for the thoughtful words Nikitian. I was a bit put out by the "I'm going to use all this neat tech to hold you hostage and steal your stuff" plan, but no, I have no beef with the player community.

Looking back, I could have handled that better. To everyone: I am sorry I acted pissy yesterday.

I did really enjoy Remille's assault, and being immediately accosted afterward by"a random guy in power armor and covered in about 20 lbs of random trophies and junk" was pretty amusing too. My current predicament is ... educational

I know about our stats, spazyak. I also know that you have a)a force infuser, b) a kinetic amplifier, and c) the contents of a machine shop at your disposal, while I am not currently in full control even of my own body. IC you haven't actually gone anywhere with my character yet ... so we'll see.

Good, and after you've been 'educated' via a metal pipe to or through the sternum, come to the bar, we'll have a drinking contest.

He'll surely win, what with that hole in his chest letting all the booze out!

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[Ozarck]

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Good, and after you've been 'educated' via a metal pipe to or through the sternum, come to the bar, we'll have a drinking contest.

Now, how do you expect to beat a guy with a pipe in his chest in a drinking contest?

No offense, but getting beaten seems to come naturally to Deston.

Hey, no fair. He totally won against that hand. He just attracts trouble(d people). Which is why he's surly.
Edit: added the f to fair. stupid sticky key.

[Nikitian]

Here be our stat losses:
<...>
Pancaek: General knowledge down to -1, intuition down to 0, Fate up to +2.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now that's what I call a proper brain injury! 

[Harry Baldman]

Our Pancaek's becoming a savant, it seems.

[kj1225]

Is the Fate +25 because it's uncool to hit disabled people?

[Hapah]

Am I imagining things, or didn't there used to be a 13-token-ish Con weapon that was kind of like a minigun?

[Egan_BW]

Am I imagining things, or didn't there used to be a 13-token-ish Con weapon that was kind of like a minigun?

I think PW mentioned a rotary gauss cannon sometime.

[Hapah]

Am I imagining things, or didn't there used to be a 13-token-ish Con weapon that was kind of like a minigun?

I think PW mentioned a rotary gauss cannon sometime.

Yeah, that sounds about right, but I don't see it in the Armory.

[Nikitian]

Rotary gauss machinegun, maybe? Not that it ever was on the list. Feyri has one, I think Lukas the Robot Overlord has one installed, and it was found in Tinker at some point.
((Yep, I was totally ninja'd.))

[tryrar]

Consume Booze to fix the problem.

Fuck the other plans, this is the best one.  Play the ER drinking game.

Impending doom? Take a shot.

...wouldn't this quickly lead to death by alchahol poisoning? After all, inpending doom is the norm around here   

[Hapah]

Consume Booze to fix the problem.

Fuck the other plans, this is the best one.  Play the ER drinking game.

Impending doom? Take a shot.

...wouldn't this quickly lead to death by alchahol poisoning? After all, inpending doom is the norm around here   

What was the name of the bar on-ship again?

[Radio Controlled]

When this is over I'm investing in a pure mythril coated shuttle. Or maybe forcefield coated or something. I thought I had my fill of high-altitude shuttle shenanigans back on M8, but the universe apparently thought otherwise.