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[spazyak]

Woo I'm on the jeep that isn't the one with spike tentacles.
On another note I really like how good PW is at messing with expectations, I mean I liked being all High and mighty about 'yhea Haebi soldiers don't have any definite form that's just a term for parts with aggressive evolutions' but I kept thinking in the way of fungus people for some reason.

Also now that we've got a good baseline for how fast Haebi can adapt (as in they created prehensile tails with spikes filled with perfectly working numbing agents that work near instantly) I can safely say we are all ffffffffffffffarted out into a hostile planet with no hope of survival.

so you're on the jeep with the microwave well good thing I have it set to roast for one minute so just got to hold it for that long and it should do some damage

[tryrar]

Woo I'm on the jeep that isn't the one with spike tentacles.
On another note I really like how good PW is at messing with expectations, I mean I liked being all High and mighty about 'yhea Haebi soldiers don't have any definite form that's just a term for parts with aggressive evolutions' but I kept thinking in the way of fungus people for some reason.

Also now that we've got a good baseline for how fast Haebi can adapt (as in they created prehensile tails with spikes filled with perfectly working numbing agents that work near instantly) I can safely say we are all ffffffffffffffarted out into a hostile planet with no hope of survival.

so you're on the jeep with the microwave well good thing I have it set to roast for one minute so just got to hold it for that long and it should do some damage

Umm, dude, I think PW is trying to tell you the magnetron is doing jack shit there . He even commented in IRC he has no clue why you think the magnetron from a microwave oven would be powerful enough to make a good weapon

[Empiricist]

Does it even have a power supply?

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Woo I'm on the jeep that isn't the one with spike tentacles.
On another note I really like how good PW is at messing with expectations, I mean I liked being all High and mighty about 'yhea Haebi soldiers don't have any definite form that's just a term for parts with aggressive evolutions' but I kept thinking in the way of fungus people for some reason.

Also now that we've got a good baseline for how fast Haebi can adapt (as in they created prehensile tails with spikes filled with perfectly working numbing agents that work near instantly) I can safely say we are all ffffffffffffffarted out into a hostile planet with no hope of survival.

so you're on the jeep with the microwave well good thing I have it set to roast for one minute so just got to hold it for that long and it should do some damage

Umm, dude, I think PW is trying to tell you the magnetron is doing jack shit there . He even commented in IRC he has no clue why you think the magnetron from a microwave oven would be powerful enough to make a good weapon

It would delight me if Spaz managed a five, and PW just went with it.

Seriously, though, get in the Jeep. You're going to get impaled trying to kill the Haebi with a microwave.

[Empiricist]

Woo I'm on the jeep that isn't the one with spike tentacles.
On another note I really like how good PW is at messing with expectations, I mean I liked being all High and mighty about 'yhea Haebi soldiers don't have any definite form that's just a term for parts with aggressive evolutions' but I kept thinking in the way of fungus people for some reason.

Also now that we've got a good baseline for how fast Haebi can adapt (as in they created prehensile tails with spikes filled with perfectly working numbing agents that work near instantly) I can safely say we are all ffffffffffffffarted out into a hostile planet with no hope of survival.

so you're on the jeep with the microwave well good thing I have it set to roast for one minute so just got to hold it for that long and it should do some damage

Umm, dude, I think PW is trying to tell you the magnetron is doing jack shit there . He even commented in IRC he has no clue why you think the magnetron from a microwave oven would be powerful enough to make a good weapon

It would delight me if Spaz managed a five, and PW just went with it.

Doubtful, 5s still don't let you do impossible things.

[spazyak]

Woo I'm on the jeep that isn't the one with spike tentacles.
On another note I really like how good PW is at messing with expectations, I mean I liked being all High and mighty about 'yhea Haebi soldiers don't have any definite form that's just a term for parts with aggressive evolutions' but I kept thinking in the way of fungus people for some reason.

Also now that we've got a good baseline for how fast Haebi can adapt (as in they created prehensile tails with spikes filled with perfectly working numbing agents that work near instantly) I can safely say we are all ffffffffffffffarted out into a hostile planet with no hope of survival.

so you're on the jeep with the microwave well good thing I have it set to roast for one minute so just got to hold it for that long and it should do some damage

Umm, dude, I think PW is trying to tell you the magnetron is doing jack shit there . He even commented in IRC he has no clue why you think the magnetron from a microwave oven would be powerful enough to make a good weapon

It would delight me if Spaz managed a five, and PW just went with it.

I know but Im going to do it to see how far I can push it. though if the magnetron from a microwave can explode coconuts from a couple feet away it might have usefulness getting through thick fungi walls. I'm just being a pain for the sake of being one. Ill stop

[Empiricist]

Since Black Halo units can alter the percepted appearance of their users to organic lifeforms, and the Haebi are organic lifeforms, does that mean, we could have just sent a few EXO specialists with knives and Black Halos and they could've just stolen the nerve clusters without a problem?

[spazyak]

Since Black Halo units can alter the percepted appearance of their users to organic lifeforms, and the Haebi are organic lifeforms, does that mean, we could have just sent a few EXO specialists with knives and Black Halos and they could've just stolen the nerve clusters without a problem?

but they don't produce the spores and such that the haebi does also Im finished with the microwave for now.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Since Black Halo units can alter the percepted appearance of their users to organic lifeforms, and the Haebi are organic lifeforms, does that mean, we could have just sent a few EXO specialists with knives and Black Halos and they could've just stolen the nerve clusters without a problem?

Hmmm, well, depends on perception, I guess, what could they have disguised themselves as?

[Caellath]

@renegade: at least leave the Holdout peeps still there to hold the robots. They can't help with the computer anyway and should fulfill their duties.

[Radio Controlled]

team gyromitra, when I say leave next turn, I do mean leave next turn.

So, drivers, please append your actions and get moving carefully, and the rest be sure to add some variation of 'get on the jeep'. If people don't get on a jeep, leave them to die I'll fetch stragglers and catch up, but the longer we stay there the harder it'll suck.

Kisame, maybe strike through your first action, for clarity.

[Cheesecake]

@Kriellya: Finished the sheet again. I think I got all the errors now. Here it is for convenience.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Tommy Riker
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Appearance: A weak, petty-looking man with sunken eyes. He's balding, though he tries to cover it up with a toupe, it doesn't help much. His skin is sickly and pale with many self-inflicted wounds.
Personal information:
Once an up-and-coming doctor, Tommy found himself caught up in abusing his own drugs. He kept increasing the dosage each time and found himself unable to distinguish reality and hallucination. He was fired shortly after they caught him.

Making a makeshift medical room in his basement, he started cutting up rodents. Then he moved to household pets. Then finally the ones who fired him, experimenting with the human body by jamming metal bits into it. Once again he was caught and condemned to serve the HMRC.
Reason assigned to HMRC: Murder
Stats:
Strength: -1
Dexterity: -1
Endurance: 0
Charisma: -1
Mind: +2
Intuition: -1
Fate: +1
Skills:
Knowledge: 0
Handiwork: -1
Conventional weaponry: -1
Unconventional weapons: -1
Exotic Weapons: 0
Auxiliary systems: 0
Medical Tech: +2
General Knowledge: 0

[Xantalos]

Hot damn, he's literally Xan's slightly less minmaxed little brother.

[Cheesecake]

Hot damn, he's literally Xan's slightly less minmaxed little brother.

I just saw Xan's character sheet a few days ago. We'll be BFFs.

[Parisbre56]

I just got a crazy ingenious idea:
Take pod door.
Tie rope to pod door.
Tie other end of pod door to gunnerbot.
Enjoy your dog sleigh. It is lighter then a jeep, can move faster than it and it can probably navigate the treacherous terrain and avoid holes better than a jeep. Not to mention it can shoot. Only problem is that it offers marginally less protection, stability and carrying capacity than a jeep.