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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO  (Read 2493397 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13365 on: February 27, 2015, 03:52:52 pm »

So here's our party and what we're bringing with us.
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Our first fight is rather uneventful, just some chaos brawlers and a skeleton. The crusader's holy attacks make short work of them and we get a ring of which increases damage on man type critters. I give it to Aoshi since he's the one who is doing most of the man smacking.
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Next we come across some big ass spiders. It's not a dungeon without giant spiders is it? Traditional, really.
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We wipe them out with relative ease, but Toaster manages to get herself poisoned. Good going toaster!

The next fight we blunder into is...less easy.
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They surprise us and fuck up our order, putting our damage tank in the rear. Fuck. Not long into the fight tryrar, who got shoved to the front, gets herself hit with a crit and drops down to 1 hp. Kyle manages to murder the skeleton that did it, but Tryrar then drops to 0 hp due to bleeding. This isn't going great. We survive till the next round and Toaster brings Tryrar back from the brink, but then gets crit'd herself and drops to death's door immediately.  Looking very poor. Tryrar gets brought to death's door like twice more, then proceeds to go fucking insane before bleeding to death at the back of the party. The rest of the party just barely manages to prevail, but Toaster is badly hurt and heavily stressed. The only one who got through it alright is Kyle.

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Seriously considering retreating at this point.

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We're one room in.

Help.

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Fuck. See those red things? Those are fights. Oh dear. Well.

In the course of even getting to those fights Kyle manages to get blighted by a chemistry set and somehow acquire a stomach cramp from a book. FROM A BOOK! What the hell? Did he eat it?


Here's our actual fight.
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 Some maggots and a spider.  Alright. Should be able to handle this...right?

Yeah, we actually take them out with a combination of grapeshot and zealous accusations and never take a single hit. Alright, thats good at least.

Toaster is very near insane. I just noticed that she has a phobia of the ruins.

We're in the ruins, of course.
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We find a map along the way and it reveals the rest of the dungeon. There look to be two fights left. Toaster isn't gonna fucking survive that long...I can gamble on her not going apeshit...or I can give up and leave while I can.

What do you think?

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13366 on: February 27, 2015, 04:00:31 pm »

I am torn on what to recommend.

On one hand, fucking up and running away as quickly as possible is an HMRC tradition.

On the other, soldiering on in the face of terrible danger is so much more fun.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13367 on: February 27, 2015, 04:08:13 pm »

You know, I think it's really funny that the person who's HMRC namesake always dies has survived that well. Must be the fact that there's no friendly fire.

Anyways, I say run and live.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13368 on: February 27, 2015, 04:12:24 pm »

Ahahaha.  AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

The art in this game is pretty incredible.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13369 on: February 27, 2015, 04:31:40 pm »

WE'RE GOING  ONWARD, TOASTER BE DAMNED!

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13370 on: February 27, 2015, 04:32:34 pm »

Are you able to recruit more people?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13371 on: February 27, 2015, 04:40:16 pm »

As long as it's not literally.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13372 on: February 27, 2015, 04:44:45 pm »

As long as it's not literally.
I'm pretty sure all our souls were forfeit long ago.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13373 on: February 27, 2015, 04:47:36 pm »

Anyways, next plague doctor you get name Tryrar 2.0 :P
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13374 on: February 27, 2015, 05:23:01 pm »

Are you able to recruit more people?
When I get back to the surface



So we got into another fight. Aoshi went insane and became irrational. He also nearly died.
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We're basically fucked.

I'm gonna keep going and grab the gear up here, then see where we are.


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Ok, we manage to survive, but toaster loses her fucking mind mid fight and goes hopeless on me. She spends the rest of the fight passing or marking herself to be hit harder. So thats neat.

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This is how we are right now....there's a chest there....I'm gonna have toaster eat all our food and then try to open it.

It is trapped and gives her bleeding. Don't care.


So this is what we have when we escape.
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Literally everyone except Kyle is insane and they're all near death. I think we're gonna have to recruit a new party here.

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I stuff the current team into the chapel to try and make them less fucknuts, and recruit the next band of idiots. Here they are:
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13375 on: February 27, 2015, 05:26:44 pm »

I wouldn't mind having a character in that, either NAV or Dubley.
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13376 on: February 27, 2015, 05:50:48 pm »

Put me in as highwayman Bartholomew
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13377 on: February 27, 2015, 05:57:58 pm »

Requesting Ronald as a Jester
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13378 on: February 27, 2015, 06:01:06 pm »

Well, this is telling me that Kyle should become a rogue archetype and pick up a penchant for conventional weapons and knives.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13379 on: February 27, 2015, 06:12:03 pm »

I want in. As someone with a sword.
Name... hmm.
How about Garlack Hootzal?
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