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[piecewise]

Nah, someone should become supermegarich and fly around the world gathering everyone up on a private jet.
And then dock onto a sci-fi spacefaring vessel and fly off whilst nuking Earth behind us, and go join up with some giant space civilization a few galaxies over, and have all sorts of zany adventures fighting aliens and designing weapons and turning into abominations and fun stuff like that.

ER as a LARP eh?

[Toaster]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Jim looked at the new guy with the skin where an eyebrow would be on a normal human face raised.

I want to take a marker to Jim's face now.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Be aware I can grab your wrists and still have two hands to marker YOUR face with. >:3

[Toaster]

Noooooooo



You also need giant synthflesh wings.  They don't have to be functional, but they would certainly confirm Lars's hypothesis of you being an Angel of Steve.

[SeriousConcentrate]

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How much would functional synthflesh wings cost, PW?

[Harry Baldman]

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How much would functional synthflesh wings cost, PW?

Why 'wings'? You could just buy one!

[SeriousConcentrate]

Fuck Sephiroth and the game he's in. :V

[Sean Mirrsen]

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How much would functional synthflesh wings cost, PW?

If you do go with wings, I recommend you request something reasonably tough as the feather material, because if wings are articulate enough you'll be able to use them as both a shield and an auxiliary weapon. Fists attached to the wingtips optional.

[SeriousConcentrate]

So more like Archangel then. That could be a good idea. Maybe I can get the feathers coated in that laser-resistant stuff we put on the pods.

[Toaster]

Wings would do wonders for Jim's street cred- if a four-armed albino monstrosity came up to you and spread out his wings, you'd probably do whatever the hell he said.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Pffff XD

Especially if said wings were strong enough to throw people aside when they get hit with them. Only problem is I see is that Jim is going to end up more like Kefka than Xan will if I keep just putting mods on him because it could be cool.

[Toaster]

Well, since Steve has already nixed giant synthflesh penises, then you have to spend those tokens on something.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Wasn't interested in buying one of those anyway, so whatever. The only bonus to having one would be making UWM troops go 'ehrfgr' when running at them. XD

[GreatWyrmGold]

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How much would functional synthflesh wings cost, PW?

Or nonfunctional/shield-only wings plus some other way to fly.

[Toaster]

It'd probably be very distracting to the enemy to be charged by a guy with a fifteen inch snake hanging down and flopping around.