Summon forth some old men to excite GM's dere-dere meter.
[3] Old men? Why do you even...It doesn't compute. Are old men even adorable? What...What're you smoking, DAF?
>Resurrect myself to have a BIG NNOOOOOOOOOOO moment, shaking my fist dramatically at GreatWyrm.
Then stab the GM with a lightsaber, I guess.
[6] The big
NOOOOOOOOOOO is so resonantly poignant that I am disheveled by its force! (+2 DIS)
[3] You cannot get your stab on due to insufficient midichlorians! You are too old for Jedi training! Sucks to be you!
Hug GM. Even if I die, even if I fail my rolls, hug him. Too moe, must hug.
[4] I...I guess I'll just have to resign myself to being hugged by idiots. What the heck. (+1 DER)
Defend the GM in a knighly manner after getting the Sword of 'On the Rails', a weapon that causes its wielder to only be harmed by the Mace of 'Derails,, and vice versa.
[3] You have no sword! A true warrior needs no sword! However, your mere presence fills the PLOT GAUGE a bit! (+1 PLT)
Look around, lost, confused, with no memory of what the GM said that gave me a heart attack. "What... What happened? Why... Why are people attacking you Avis? Why is there all this fighting?"
[1] Why, because they suck, of course. I hate'em. And I just resurrected you after killing you dead, and I won't hesitate to kill you dead again!
Lenglon is murdered by the GM's flagella! However, she is resurrected by her HOLINESS METER! It drops by half! The GM loses an ELDRITCHITUDE point! (-1 ELD)Summon Yog-Sothoth.
[3] You faaaail, sucka! Yog-Sothoth isn't interested in the puny mewlings of a midget like you! Try Hastur, she's less picky, I hear!
Make everyone's meters visible in spoliers underneath the GM's one
Bribe him to influence my roll by pointing out this will let us see how mewling and pathetic we are
[2] Your attempt at bribery fails miserably![5] However, this is what I was planning to do anyway.
The PLAYER METERS tab has been added!Summon exploding ice rink. Preform COMBOTECH - SKATESTRUCTION
[6] It is summoned and detonated! However, I am not afflicted by summoning sickness, so the only thing I lose is a shitload of ELDRITCHITUDE points! (-3 ELD) You, however, have danced your last dance! Is Henderson your last name, or your first?
Derm is reincarnated as ELI BURNING!Summon WH40K GREH KNIRGHTS to destroy Avin's Eldritch Abmonomination!
[5] They drop in from orbit like a bunch of special snowflakes, that bitch-ass Wardpet Kaldor Draigo at their lead! They deploy some bitchity-butt unfair PSYKER NERF FIELD! Ass! I can feel my ELDRITCHITUDE METER shrivelling! (-2 ELD)
FIGHT With Gray Knights using the holy power Of OLDSCHOOL and the Sacred 4th Edition of Codex. Seriously.
((You touched a long-dreaming WH40k-fag in me. Now he is awake and spitting his filthy saliva all around as he reads this.))
[6]
THE BLACK TEMPLARS HAVE COME! NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR! THEY ARE LED BY
GRIMALDUS, THE HERO OF HELSREACH, ALONG WITH HIS POSSE OF SERVITORS! KALDOR DRAIGO SUFFERS FROM TERRIBLE DEFEAT! DON'T ASK ME WHY TWO LOYALIST CHAPTERS ARE FIGHTING! ALSO DON'T ASK ME WHY AM I SHOUTING! (-1 ELD)
GM TURN:NOOOO I HATE YOU! I MUST ABSOLUTELY NOT SUFFER A DERE BREAK! [5] Whoa. That was close, but now I'm reminded I hate you even more. (-2 DER)
BUBBA TURN:Bubba sporks the HASTUR-GIRLFRIEND! He trips on his own lard, falls, and jams his spork into his brain!
Bubba has been slain!OVERDRIVE METER: |=________|
DISHEVELATION METER: |===______|
ELDRITCHITUDE METER: |==_______|
DERE-DERE METER: |======___|
PLOT GAUGE:|==_______|
Lenglon: HOLINESS |======______|
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