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[Kagus]

Loud Whispers and Naxza confirmed long lost brothers?

They got a bit tipsy and wandered off in different directions.

[TD1]

Hold on, lost siblings tend to be infants when they're separated, and....

Actually, nevermind. I can totally see that happening.

[Kagus]

God damn Finnish people, giving you slugs of whisky when you specifically said you wouldn't be able to appreciate the expensive spirits they'd bought and also you've just pounded back a 12.3% imperial stout "cave-aged" in bourbon barrels. And then their partial psychology degree shows up once you start bleating like a lamb.


For personal reference, I must remember KBS from Founders brewery, and also Speedway Stout from... whatever the fuck they were called.

[Mephisto]

Anyone celebrating Robbie Burns Day on Friday?

Any excuse is a good one if it ends with me buying a bottle of scotch.

[hector13]

It’s about haggis, man, not booze.

And no, since I live in America and they don’t think lungs are edible.

[pisskop]

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[Mephisto]

It’s about haggis, man, not booze.

And no, since I live in America and they don’t think lungs are edible.

You said it yourself. How is one to celebrate without authentic haggis? I compromised with alcohol.

[Loud Whispers]

damnit

i shared a womb with a man who is my twin brother who looks more like a twin to my sister than to me, but the sister is two years older, how do i fit this development in, am i the switcheroo baby

No way I've also got a two year older sister

also, have you ever tried facial hair

Not yet

Also, I have a nice NZ whisky and it's absolutely wonderful if a hair unsmooth, but it's got a great smokey undertone from the manuka wood without tasting thick or honeyed or processed or being awfully aftertastey as it, being some ambrosia, fades beyond mortal sensation into the gullet. Happy birthday, me.

New Zealand makes whisky? Hobbits must make good stuff

[Kagus]

There's even a fellow who makes sheep vodka, if that's the sort of thing that interests you.

[ggamer]

Wish I could be fucked up 24/7, but life's not playing by my rules right now. I might go out this weekend if I can rally up a posse, though.

[Kagus]

Listen, mate, last person I knew who had that life goal was a self-righteous twat who cheated on his long-term girlfriend basically every time she stepped out the door, practiced "courtesy puking", frequently drove himself home from parties with a BAC value of "DEAD", and got kicked off of Notre Dame campus for being drunk and buzzed on cocaine all the damn time.

Also very much a devout catholic, and didn't see the conflict of interest there because "well, it's hard to follow all the rules all the time".


Don't stoop to Juggernaut's level. He was a cunt.

[ggamer]

lol that particular brand of cunt is extremely common where I go to school, and unfortunately I've fit the stereotype myself once or twice. Fortunately for the beloveds in my life I'm a very peaceful drunk; the worst I do when I get blackout drunk is start conversations w strangers and try to make new friends. The fact that I'm not a fan of coke probably helps too 

[Kagus]

He legitimately made a forum post (not this forum) detailing his cunning escape from the cops that involved driving past them in as inconspicuous a matter as possible... Which, really, they should be able to spot, but whatever. He checked his handy BAC card (which he apparently carried with him at all times? I dunno), and it said that according to how many drinks he'd consumed in the past few hours, he was dead.

His comments on the matter? "BIUT TICKFIT". Words of wisdom I shall never forget.

[ggamer]

"BIUT TICKFIT"

- Juggernaut 8:24

[Hanslanda]

Yoink. Hey, Yoink. I bought roughly 80 regular 12oz light beers of varying types and roughly 12-16 18 and 24ozers for *drumroll*

Ten.
Dollars.