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[Kagus]

Wouldn't it be idge of the world?

Me, I'm doing a keto diet, meaning no booze for the foreseeable future. Raise a glass for me, my fellows!

Mmm, yes, a diet that gives you all the reason to drink, but none of the allowance.

[ggamer]

Does it count as getting laid if you find yourself unable to climax due to the extravagant amounts of alcohol consumed beforehand? Asking for a friend.


Also it is a sunny summer Sunday and I am satisfyingly hungover with a cold beer in my hand. All is right in the world.

Yeah pretty much

[Loud Whispers]

I'm upset with my stomach. The past few times I've had beers, I started feeling a bit ill after just 2-3 pints. Not even really drunk yet, just sick and bloated.
Meanwhile, I still can't take straight spirits of any sort. The alcohol taste just hits me with an instant urge to retch... And cocktails are all either 50% sugar and 2% alcohol, or they're a bitter bumfuck designed for the demanding tastes of a psychopath.
What's left, wine? Buh... I already pickle myself with sulfites from excessive balsamic vinegar usage, and the choice between red and white is the choice between stained everything and being a suburban housewife.
I'm an embarrassment to my Nordic ancestry. Shit, I'm a disgrace to my American ancestry.

There is no glory in drinking until you realise there is no glory in drinking. Abandon pretences of prideful sloshing and awaken the drunken sourer; is there nothing more hateful than a suburban housewife, did the Nords not choose a drink brewed from honey as their sweet poison, did the Romans not poison their conquests with leadened whites OR reds? No reason then to find disgrace whether you are walking into a bar and ordering a neon pink sex on the beach or walking into a pub and ordering a glass of milk.

Me, I'm doing a keto diet, meaning no booze for the foreseeable future. Raise a glass for me, my fellows!

Wotta ledge you are m8, may you be blessed by the god of swole gains

That sounds truly glorious. I wish I had the time and motivation to study enough history to properly understand the reference.

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Much property was destroyed and the torch passed from one generation to the next in a bacchanal of Imperial excess, with our generous host's brother getting scalped in a drunken haircut. All in all, life's another hole in the wall

[TD1]

I'm not sure why someone else is holding Imperator Rex's arsenal. That sounds like a recipe for some Teutoburg shenanigans.

[Loud Whispers]

I'm not sure why someone else is holding Imperator Rex's arsenal. That sounds like a recipe for some Teutoburg shenanigans.

Et tu, Boris?

[TD1]

I think I saw a meme somewhere recently (truly, memes will be the teachers of our children) saying that the Greek version of that may actually be a curse, and instead of lamenting the betrayal of his friend with his dying breath, Caesar instead died with "you feckin' bastard" as his expiring words.

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[Loud Whispers]

One theory states that the historic Caesar adapted the words of a Greek sentence which to the Romans had long since become proverbial: The complete phrase is said to have been "You too, my son, will have a taste of power," of which Caesar only needed to invoke the opening words to foreshadow Brutus' own violent death, in response to his assassination.

'Tyrant Caesar, you are a traitor to the Republic and the people.'
Caesar: No u

[Rolan7]

'Tyrant Caesar, you are a traitor to the Republic and the people.'
Caesar: Actually I think you'll find that conspirators are the real traitors, and you are being very tyrannical right now, to me.  You should follow the lead of Hippocrates and

In my headcanon this is why he was stabbed 23 times

[Loud Whispers]

If Caesar was an ancap
'Tyrant Caesar, you are a traitor to the Republic and the people.'
Caesar: Actually you are violating the NAP by stabbing me, my road building isn't a statist enterprise it's a corporate one to exploit private tin extraction mines, stop oppressing me you statist shills or I'll sue you in the corporate afterlife

[Dunamisdeos]

'Tyrant Caesar, you are a traitor to the Republic and the people.'
Caesar: Actually I think you'll find that conspirators are the real traitors, and you are being very tyrannical right now, to me.  You should follow the lead of Hippocrates and

In my headcanon this is why he was stabbed 23 times

[Kagus]

Is that the Assassin's Creed logo, or was Caesar just a big fan of staple removers?

[Dunamisdeos]

It might be the assassins creed logo. Acktually, that is the first one I saw on a SPQR google search with a plain white background that could be easily pasted onto a fat man's shirt sleeve.

Also, the text came through not at all due to resizing, so yeah I guess he's an assassin now.

[Kagus]

Ackhyually an Ackchackchinchin (because he has a double chin).

[Loud Whispers]

das me

[TD1]

Loud Whispers and Naxza confirmed long lost brothers?