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Re: Drunk Thread -(Awesome Thread)-
« Reply #1425 on: December 29, 2018, 12:49:47 am »

yall ever just been sitting there repeating to yourself "nobody's ever died from weed nobody's ever died from weed" before?

have you ever been there?
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« Reply #1426 on: December 29, 2018, 12:53:55 am »

Every time I get drunk, I throw up a little prayer:  "If only I could mellow the hell out instead."
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« Reply #1427 on: December 29, 2018, 04:49:42 am »

yall ever just been sitting there repeating to yourself "nobody's ever died from weed nobody's ever died from weed" before?

have you ever been there?
What about all the cholesterol from those hideously unhealthy munchies??
I'm glad most of my stoner friends are vegan these days. Not that you can't eat hideously unhealthy vegan snacks anyway, it just generally takes a bit more effort to find them.


Yesterday I bought what I thought was an extremely cheap six-pack, only to realise when I got home that they were teensy little fun-size beers, like something out of a kids' showbag. Moh. At least they tasted the same, but these tiny wee bottles fit so neatly in my hand that it was kind of weird. Also tempting to throw them like a baseball.
Overall it worked out being basically the same value-for-money as buying normal-sized beers. Alas. I thought I'd stumbled upon an amazing bargain.

...And then I drank them all whilst listening to doom, setting up my smartphone and... playing some cooked free-to-play mobile MOBA.
Oh and I still had one or two left to drink whilst washing the dishes. Yay.   
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« Reply #1428 on: December 29, 2018, 05:05:02 am »

Heh, now think about André the Giant and how he'd palm a .35 in much the same way. And sometimes succumb to the urge to throw them like a baseball.

Also, as for vegan snacks, bog standard french fries and crisps are technically vegan, so... definitely a popular option.

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« Reply #1429 on: December 29, 2018, 05:34:16 am »

I was referring more to the sort of cheese-drenched, grease-dripping abomination that one might often see being assembled at three AM in a dingy kitchen somewhere by the truly baked and desperate. :P   
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« Reply #1430 on: December 29, 2018, 05:58:17 am »

yall ever just been sitting there repeating to yourself "nobody's ever died from weed nobody's ever died from weed" before?

have you ever been there?

Not in... Four years? But yeah. When I smoked too much cheap weed, oddly, I'd occasionally pass out and wake up with extreme but short term amnesia. Like, forgot what humans are and who I am extreme. Also if I take pain pills there's like a 2% chance I'll pass out while still conscious. Like, everything goes black but I can still hear and think as I lose control of my body.

Heh, now think about André the Giant and how he'd palm a .35 in much the same way. And sometimes succumb to the urge to throw them like a baseball.

Also, as for vegan snacks, bog standard french fries and crisps are technically vegan, so... definitely a popular option.

... No way French fries are vegan in the USA...
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« Reply #1431 on: December 29, 2018, 10:59:46 am »

... No way French fries are vegan in the USA...
I was going to say McDonalds fries are, since they rather famously stopped using beef fat in the 90's (I think?).  But apparently it's dumber than that!  They use vegetable oil because it's cheaper ""healthier"", but they add a *tiny* amount of "natural beef flavor" to the fries.  Supposedly, you only get vegan fries from McD's if you're in India.  Otherwise you get the barest trace of beef essence.
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« Reply #1432 on: December 29, 2018, 11:54:30 am »

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« Last Edit: January 18, 2019, 03:23:23 pm by dragdeler »
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« Reply #1433 on: January 01, 2019, 01:46:25 am »

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« Reply #1434 on: January 01, 2019, 06:34:01 am »

There's a wonderful Penny Arcade comic about Lol/Dota - look, I have no idea, I even play Starcraft2 single player...
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« Reply #1435 on: January 04, 2019, 02:16:47 am »

Today has been warm as shit, but at least I now have beer!
...By the time I was ready to leave the house and buy said beers it had started to cool down somewhat (presently it seems to be gearing up for a storm), but oh well.
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« Reply #1436 on: January 04, 2019, 07:24:34 pm »

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« Reply #1437 on: January 04, 2019, 07:59:09 pm »

I've discovered cognac. I like it better than whiskey.

Or to be fair, the one cognac I've tried so far I like better than all (maybe 4?) the whiskeys I've tried so far.
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« Reply #1438 on: January 04, 2019, 08:09:25 pm »

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« Reply #1439 on: January 05, 2019, 01:12:52 pm »

You're mixing 12 year old sipping rum? Well gee, why don't ya fix up a cognac-and-cherry-coke while you're at it?

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