Yeah, it's like... What are they actually learning from that? It's constant stimuli, but what are the lessons?
But IDK, maybe it's for toddlers, who are unironically taught by mobiles and square blocks. Eventually with the addition of round blocks, and variously shaped holes.
On DND night, as designated driver, I mostly drank something I like to call the Dry Canada.
You take one part Canada Dry.
Something in my head still interprets it as alcoholic. Thus I still consider it a real-life equivalent to the alcohol-free beer for mages from a certain webcomic. The one where an apprentice cloned beer for a tavern-keeper until they got tired and accidentally removed the alcohol.
Root beer works too.
Which makes it perfect for a mixed drink I've been having, which I call
Wet Canada Red Canada. Canada Dry with vokda, and then less Canada Dry with more vodka, etc~
I did sip something else on DND night. I hesitate to name it, much less describe it. Yet inebriation demands I do so?
1 part Canada Dry Blackberry Ginger Ale
1 part vodka
1 part MY FRICKEN Le Croix Watermelon Kiwi seltzer water
1 part vodka
1 part MY Canada Dry Diet Ginger Ale
sip
1 heaping spoonful of sugar
The best part is... it depended on when you poured.
The mixer poured first, and his glass tasted fine (we all tasted all glasses, because it became a thing). It was sweet! But personally, I felt like the aspartame masked the sugar... which is actually horrifying to me, diabetes risk, learned sensitivity. It tasted intriguing.
The last glass literally had sugar which refused to dissolve. It was almost as saccharine as McDonalds sweet tea.
We had a good night. Also I'm drunk I guess, I hung out with my dad and he ordered a pitcher and only we two drank it. Two nice beers each.
But that was over three hours, I got home and finished off the second half of a 750ml bottle of cabsav
Also a quarter-glass of fresh vinegar, oops.
And then I went downstairs and chatted while using up a decent quantity of guest-vodka-from-two-weeks-ago into the aforementioned Red Canadas.
... Probably not going to drink it all, though, feeling pretty sleepy.
Feeling good. Doing another big walk tomorrow.