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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 133908 times)

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #885 on: February 13, 2014, 03:31:10 pm »

Both. Go to the Unseen university in a homemade T.A.R.D.I.S.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #886 on: February 14, 2014, 01:29:17 pm »

Gah. All these are too close in the number of votes. I DECLINE.

The next suggestion is the one we use. I don't care what it is. DO IT AND MAKE IT STUPID!

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #887 on: February 14, 2014, 01:34:28 pm »

Force Grate to make a TARDIS, and use it to conquer the world!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #888 on: February 14, 2014, 01:54:05 pm »

Force Grate to make a TARDIS, and use it to conquer the worldUniverse!
Ambition is important.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #889 on: February 14, 2014, 02:00:36 pm »

Force Grate to make a TARDIS, and use it to conquer the world!

DONE!

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YOU FORCE GRATE TO WATCH EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO UNTIL HE SOMEHOW FIGURES OUT HOW TO BUILD A TARDIS. YAY HE'S NOT A RETARDIS.

HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND REPLACES EVERY MAJOR HISTORICAL FIGURE WITH HIMSELF. 

THIS CAUSES SOME TEMPORAL FUCKERY

PLEASE STANDBY FOR FUCKERY IN LATER TURNS.


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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #890 on: February 14, 2014, 03:22:38 pm »

Teach Grate the value of World Peace, because killing others is terrible when everyone else is you.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #891 on: February 14, 2014, 03:27:15 pm »

The Dad abides.

STANDBY FOR FUCKERY

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #892 on: February 14, 2014, 03:55:38 pm »

Force Grate to make a TARDIS, and use it to conquer the world!
YAY HE'S NOT A RETARDIS.



LOL


Have Grate make a monotheistic religion with him as the prophet. Convince millions to follow His teachings, and then lead them to invade China and jump start WWIII so that Grate can rule the world easier.

SUGGEST THIS
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #893 on: February 14, 2014, 03:56:52 pm »

ESCAPE TO PARALLEL DIMENSION
SHITS GON' HIT THE FAN
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #894 on: February 14, 2014, 03:58:12 pm »

Force Grate to make a TARDIS, and use it to conquer the world!
YAY HE'S NOT A RETARDIS.



LOL


Have Grate make a monotheistic religion with him as the prophet. Convince millions to follow His teachings, and then lead them to invade China and jump start WWIII so that Grate can rule the world easier.

SUGGEST THIS

I would just like to note, Whitius, but that is already the case. He has replaced every major historical figure with himself. He is now the messiah of every major religion, and indeed probably the religious leader of those religions several times over.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #895 on: February 14, 2014, 04:28:06 pm »

Could be worse. Could have been historical figures in the DF sense, which would mean we are now grate.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #896 on: February 14, 2014, 04:44:52 pm »

Force Grate to make a TARDIS, and use it to conquer the world!
YAY HE'S NOT A RETARDIS.



LOL


Have Grate make a monotheistic religion with him as the prophet. Convince millions to follow His teachings, and then lead them to invade China and jump start WWIII so that Grate can rule the world easier.

SUGGEST THIS

I would just like to note, Whitius, but that is already the case. He has replaced every major historical figure with himself. He is now the messiah of every major religion, and indeed probably the religious leader of those religions several times over.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
If this is the case, then he is an nutjob. Look how many of those figures had conflicting goals!!!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #897 on: February 14, 2014, 06:21:36 pm »

Well, presumably exactly what they've done has changed as a result of being led by an insane 6 year old.

Then again... insane 6 year old.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #898 on: February 14, 2014, 07:42:36 pm »

So, wait a minute, those historical figures remained insane 6 year old their entire life? All with the same character and memories? And they were gods too? Gods that then died but continued to live? How did you manage to break time so badly already?!?! This game has been going on for less than a month! Where is the time police when you need it?

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #899 on: February 14, 2014, 07:51:13 pm »

We already established there is no police in this universe. Or there is, but they just don't give one single solid shit.
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