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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134821 times)

superBlast

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #810 on: February 08, 2014, 12:47:01 pm »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
+999999
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OH. MY. GOD. THIS SUGGESTION HAS

OVER 9,000
+1's. And I'll ad another.
+1.... 5 years old we're making him the king of the earth.... niiiiiiice.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #811 on: February 08, 2014, 05:41:57 pm »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
+999999
+40000
OH. MY. GOD. THIS SUGGESTION HAS

OVER 9,000
+1's. And I'll ad another.
+1.... 5 years old we're making him the king of the earth.... niiiiiiice.
+1, now lets try to not do a horus heresy for this one.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #812 on: February 08, 2014, 05:43:12 pm »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
+999999
+40000
OH. MY. GOD. THIS SUGGESTION HAS

OVER 9,000
+1's. And I'll ad another.
+1.... 5 years old we're making him the king of the earth.... niiiiiiice.
+1, now lets try to not do a horus heresy for this one.
Calling Hecate for Horus.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #813 on: February 08, 2014, 05:58:14 pm »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
+999999
+40000
OH. MY. GOD. THIS SUGGESTION HAS

OVER 9,000
+1's. And I'll ad another.
+1.... 5 years old we're making him the king of the earth.... niiiiiiice.
+1, now lets try to not do a horus heresy for this one.
Calling Hecate for Horus.
If we are going on this line of thought we should set our self up as God-Emperor, with our son being ALL the primarchs.   Who will then turn out to be Horus.   
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #814 on: February 08, 2014, 06:14:02 pm »

No, Grate is the god-emperor. He is the only god left.

Also, Horus would get his shit kicked by Grate.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #815 on: February 08, 2014, 06:33:08 pm »

No, Grate is the god-emperor. He is the only god left.

Also, Horus would get his shit kicked by Grate.
And he won't need to be saved by some imperial guardsmen.  He will triumph through the sheer power of the die.   
What are the neighbors doing during all this?  And what do we send in as an excuse to his school?  "I'm sorry Grate couldn't attend, he was busy assaulting Olympus and stealing all their wives?"
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #816 on: February 08, 2014, 06:39:14 pm »

And what do we send in as an excuse to his school?  "I'm sorry Grate couldn't attend, he was busy assaulting Olympus and stealing all their wives?"

I'm going to sig this.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #817 on: February 08, 2014, 06:42:45 pm »

Actually, we should send him to school. Once he's the God-Emperor of Mankind.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #818 on: February 08, 2014, 06:46:26 pm »

If he gets something wrong, he'll just rewrite the laws of reality.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #819 on: February 08, 2014, 06:47:47 pm »

I'd like to offer a compromise that would satisfy both those who want to display Grate's dominance and those who want to train his businessness:
Buy Grate a hat, a fur coat and a cane as reward for his heroic deeds. Teach him to, ah, monetize his new harem.
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Do it with him. Like a bonding father and son activity. Something to make him happy. We need to be close to our future master of everything.
+1 Even though I don't support prostitution, I want to stop this thread from being choked in 40k references.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #820 on: February 09, 2014, 11:26:02 am »

Idk what 40k is but the sound of our spawn becomeing the God-King-Emperor-President-Prime Minister-Czar-Pharaoh-Chief-Ruler of the world sounds awesome.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #821 on: February 09, 2014, 11:32:43 am »

Idk what 40k is but the sound of our spawn becomeing the God-King-Emperor-President-Prime Minister-Czar-Pharaoh-Chief-Ruler of the world sounds awesome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #822 on: February 09, 2014, 06:14:27 pm »

Oh Warhammer.... I thiought it was 4,000? Oh well.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #823 on: February 09, 2014, 07:36:52 pm »

No, it's 40,000. Besides, where are all the references? Theres only been one.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #824 on: February 09, 2014, 08:25:57 pm »

No, it's 40,000. Besides, where are all the references? Theres only been one.
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