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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134824 times)

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #795 on: February 07, 2014, 11:40:37 pm »

If I may point out, we have gold painted naked ladies, exploding pens and god knows what else, INCLUDING multiple goddesses under our heed, at this rate we could take over the world and we our kid would be successful no matter what.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #796 on: February 07, 2014, 11:49:47 pm »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #797 on: February 07, 2014, 11:50:35 pm »

Teach grate how to use time travel to get rich quick. That all the businessness he'll need.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #798 on: February 08, 2014, 12:06:06 am »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.
1+ dis shiz
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #799 on: February 08, 2014, 12:08:55 am »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #800 on: February 08, 2014, 12:29:43 am »

Oh dear godsGrate, (forgot he killed them all) that is either the best or worst thing ever. Plus he has a giant harem of gods. That will result in lol's when he gets older.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #801 on: February 08, 2014, 12:43:45 am »

I feel like I really influenced this game with my suggestion to sacrifice Hecate.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #802 on: February 08, 2014, 01:52:47 am »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #803 on: February 08, 2014, 04:09:25 am »

I'd like to offer a compromise that would satisfy both those who want to display Grate's dominance and those who want to train his businessness:
Buy Grate a hat, a fur coat and a cane as reward for his heroic deeds. Teach him to, ah, monetize his new harem.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2014, 04:17:19 am by HmH »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #804 on: February 08, 2014, 04:22:48 am »

I'd like to offer a compromise that would satisfy both those who want to display Grate's dominance and those who want to train his businessness:
Buy Grate a hat, a fur coat and a cane as reward for his heroic deeds. Teach him to, ah, monetize his new harem.
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #805 on: February 08, 2014, 05:29:49 am »

Never! Grate's harem is his alone! (Plus their kids can be primarchs.)
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #806 on: February 08, 2014, 05:34:44 am »

I'd like to offer a compromise that would satisfy both those who want to display Grate's dominance and those who want to train his businessness:
Buy Grate a hat, a fur coat and a cane as reward for his heroic deeds. Teach him to, ah, monetize his new harem.
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Do it with him. Like a bonding father and son activity. Something to make him happy. We need to be close to our future master of everything.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #807 on: February 08, 2014, 09:03:02 am »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #808 on: February 08, 2014, 09:04:53 am »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
+999999
+40000

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #809 on: February 08, 2014, 12:17:44 pm »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
+999999
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+1's. And I'll add another.
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