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[zomara0292]

Sigh. Why did we try giving a two-year-old a sword, guys? Seriously?

Also, I dunno if reminding Grate's mother of his existence would be a good idea, giving how we're treating him.
Let's do this:

Teach Grate to read.
Using lots of scary stories and ancient mythology and whatever else, just so long as he learns to read.

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.

[Kriellya]

+1 to this thread. Also, you are all insane. Not that *my* plans for what to do with a toddler are at all superior.

[BFEL]

Sigh. Why did we try giving a two-year-old a sword, guys? Seriously?

Also, I dunno if reminding Grate's mother of his existence would be a good idea, giving how we're treating him.
Let's do this:

Teach Grate to read.
Using lots of scary stories and ancient mythology and whatever else, just so long as he learns to read.

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.

+1 to teaching Grate to read with the Necronomicon

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Sigh. Why did we try giving a two-year-old a sword, guys? Seriously?

Also, I dunno if reminding Grate's mother of his existence would be a good idea, giving how we're treating him.
Let's do this:

Teach Grate to read.
Using lots of scary stories and ancient mythology and whatever else, just so long as he learns to read.

+1

[hops]

ptw

[LordSlowpoke]

ptw

[syvarris]

+1 to teaching him to read.

-1 to involving the necronomicon.  Let's put that off until later, when he can control the powers rather than getting eaten by them.  Possessed child's no good- it's like a demon stole him.  Also, monies.

-1 to any future/current suggestions involving severe physical abuse

[GreatWyrmGold]

...
So, I showed this game to my Dad, and he actually seems interested in playing it.  Yes, knowing of all the horrible player stuff.

And thus another Bay12er was born.

So: +1 to everything GWG +1'd, -1 to everything else.  Mostly because I don't feel like sifting through the idiocy.

I like being the baseline for uncrazy suggestions.

Sigh. Why did we try giving a two-year-old a sword, guys? Seriously?

Also, I dunno if reminding Grate's mother of his existence would be a good idea, giving how we're treating him.
Let's do this:

Teach Grate to read.
Using lots of scary stories and ancient mythology and whatever else, just so long as he learns to read.

+1

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.

All of you claim to be Lovecraftians, but how many of you have read any of the Necronomicon that you didn't hear from your head cultist?

Also, -1, where would we even get a copy?

-1 to stupid abusive things. So, pretty much all the other suggestions.

[mastahcheese]

All of you claim to be Lovecraftians, but how many of you have read any of the Necronomicon that you didn't hear from your head cultist?

I've read it. In my opinion, it's boring as crap. Pictures look cool, though.

+1 to non-crazy suggestions, like the reading one.

[Flying Dice]

It's only boring if you're used to stupid jump-scare horror. :/

Besides, you all need to stop faffing around. If we're really going to traumatize him, we need to teach him to read with the help of Ayn Rand.

[WhitiusOpus]

DAMMIT GUYS, WE NEED TO DO THINGS THAT A TODDLER CAN DO.

THAT BEING SAID SEND GRATE TO A HIGH CLASS CLUB, TO HIT ON HOT LADIES AND INCREASE HIS DAPPERTUDE

[Toaster]

+1 to Reading Time

[Hapah]

+1 to reading.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Besides, you all need to stop faffing around. If we're really going to traumatize him, we need to teach him to read with the help of Ayn Rand.

Oh come on, we're not monsters.
Besides, his attention span is way too short for him to be affected by that stuff.

[Gamerlord]

DAMMIT GUYS, WE NEED TO DO THINGS THAT A TODDLER CAN DO.

THAT BEING SAID SEND GRATE TO A HIGH CLASS CLUB, TO HIT ON HOT LADIES AND INCREASE HIS DAPPERTUDE

+1