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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134580 times)

Kadzar

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #315 on: January 21, 2014, 08:18:44 pm »
No, we must get a puppy to traumatize Grate by making him sacrifice it to himself in the future. You gotta think long-term.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #316 on: January 21, 2014, 08:19:45 pm »
Quote from: Kadzar on January 21, 2014, 08:18:44 pm
No, we must get a puppy to traumatize Grate by making him sacrifice it to himself in the future. You gotta think long-term.
Or, have him fall in love with Hecate and then have him sacrifice her to himself in the future.

Or you know, just get two and sacrifice one.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #317 on: January 21, 2014, 08:20:50 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on January 21, 2014, 08:19:45 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on January 21, 2014, 08:18:44 pm
No, we must get a puppy to traumatize Grate by making him sacrifice it to himself in the future. You gotta think long-term.
Or, have him fall in love with Hecate and then have him sacrifice her to himself in the future.
She's already been sacrificed; you can't sacrifice someone twice!
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #318 on: January 21, 2014, 08:22:36 pm »
Quote from: Kadzar on January 21, 2014, 08:20:50 pm
Quote from: Empiricist on January 21, 2014, 08:19:45 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on January 21, 2014, 08:18:44 pm
No, we must get a puppy to traumatize Grate by making him sacrifice it to himself in the future. You gotta think long-term.
Or, have him fall in love with Hecate and then have him sacrifice her to himself in the future.
She's already been sacrificed; you can't sacrifice someone twice!
Fine, get two puppies, sacrifice one to revive her secretly, give the other as a pet.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #319 on: January 21, 2014, 08:24:49 pm »
Quote from: Kadzar on January 21, 2014, 08:20:50 pm
Quote from: Empiricist on January 21, 2014, 08:19:45 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on January 21, 2014, 08:18:44 pm
No, we must get a puppy to traumatize Grate by making him sacrifice it to himself in the future. You gotta think long-term.
Or, have him fall in love with Hecate and then have him sacrifice her to himself in the future.
She's already been sacrificed; you can't sacrifice someone twice!
Oh?
We don't want more Hecate sacrifices, though, because she needs to take her place in the new pantheon. Plenty of other god(desse)s to kidnap and ritualistically kill.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #320 on: January 21, 2014, 08:36:07 pm »
Dammit guys! We need to enhance his STATS. Not random shit. Either:

SACRIFICE STEPHEN HAWKING TO GRATE

Or

ENROLL GRATE IN TODDLER RUGBY TO INCREASE SPORTINESS
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #321 on: January 21, 2014, 08:37:15 pm »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 21, 2014, 08:36:07 pm
Dammit guys! We need to enhance his STATS. Not random shit. Either:

SACRIFICE STEPHEN HAWKING TO GRATE
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #322 on: January 21, 2014, 08:39:45 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 21, 2014, 08:37:15 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 21, 2014, 08:36:07 pm
Dammit guys! We need to enhance his STATS. Not random shit. Either:

SACRIFICE STEPHEN HAWKING TO GRATE
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #323 on: January 21, 2014, 09:02:48 pm »
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #324 on: January 21, 2014, 09:10:10 pm »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #325 on: January 21, 2014, 09:10:43 pm »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #326 on: January 21, 2014, 09:14:04 pm »
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #327 on: January 21, 2014, 09:15:02 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on January 21, 2014, 08:08:24 pm
Quote from: Empiricist on January 21, 2014, 08:02:02 pm
Sacrifice a stray puppy/kitten to the dark gods of business, specifically the ones involved with human resources to revive Hecate as a corporate lich!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #328 on: January 21, 2014, 09:27:42 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on January 21, 2014, 01:19:13 pm
Focus, people!  We have a future Evil CEO here- we need to make sure he looks the park!


Evil business makeover!  He must sport the look even now at his young age!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #329 on: January 21, 2014, 09:39:18 pm »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 21, 2014, 08:36:07 pm
ENROLL GRATE IN TODDLER RUGBY TO INCREASE SPORTINESS
If he's old enough for rugby, I think we should enroll him in taekwondo. Or whatever other martial art people would prefer.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!
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