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[Kadzar]

I say we should try to indoctrinate him with the kung fu movies again. I mean, we already have them, we might as well use 'em.

Also, I think he's now old enough that he would recognize a puppy as belonging to him. So let's get him a puppy

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and then in a few years make him kill it. We can even have him sacrifice it to himself, if you want.

And finally, I have to say sacrificing gods to the kid is a bad idea, if nothing else because it might make him too powerful to control. We should get in more brainwashing and traumatizing before we do it so he doesn't murder us at some point.

[Xantalos]

^
Making our baby an Unsullied gets a +1 from me.

[Gamerlord]

^
Making our baby an Unsullied gets a +1 from me.

No castration though, we need grandkids.

[GreatWyrmGold]

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and then in a few years make him kill it. We can even have him sacrifice it to himself, if you want.

You do not know me at all.
Also, that's horrible.

^
Making our baby an Unsullied gets a +1 from me.

No castration though, we need grandkids.

At the rate things are going, he'd need to be  rapist to give us grandkids.
That came out a lot darker than intended.

[Kadzar]

Nah, I'm sure he'll find a girl who thinks she can change him or something.

[Empiricist]

Nah, I'm sure he'll find a girl who thinks she can change him or something.

So, is that our cue to try reviving Hecate again?

[Kadzar]

Nah, I'm sure he'll find a girl who thinks she can change him or something.

So, is that our cue to try reviving Hecate again?

No, the undead cannot reproduce, and I doubt we'd have access to anything that could make her actually living again.

[Remuthra]

Nah, I'm sure he'll find a girl who thinks she can change him or something.

So, is that our cue to try reviving Hecate again?

No, the undead cannot reproduce, and I doubt we'd have access to anything that could make her actually living again.

I'm telling you, just sacrifice another god to her.

[Empiricist]

Nah, I'm sure he'll find a girl who thinks she can change him or something.

So, is that our cue to try reviving Hecate again?

No, the undead cannot reproduce, and I doubt we'd have access to anything that could make her actually living again.

A roll of 5?

[Toaster]

Attempts to sacrifice gods can also horribly backfire.  We got lucky once, so let's leave that alone.

[Remuthra]

Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?

[BFEL]

Focus, people!  We have a future Evil CEO here- we need to make sure he looks the park!


Evil business makeover!  He must sport the look even now at his young age!

+1

[WhitiusOpus]

Sacrifice Stephen Hawking, he's not a God. Plus, !!SCIENCE!!

[Yourmaster]

Genetically mutate Grate with some "borrowed" syringes

[Slayerhero90]

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.