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[bsnott]

I use the crystals as an alchemical catalyst to turn their knees into crystal shards.

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[The Froggy Ninja]

I use my minor wandless magic skill to forge a new one out of crystal.

[NAV]

Search for vodka. Then help Vincent slay the dragon.

[VinnieTheDead]

I acquire the assistance of my fellow adventurer, and venture to slay the great mead dragon! If he refuses, I will slay him by my lonesome! Onward!

[bsnott]

Do nothing.

Joe sits and waits for a moment, and a cultist leaps forward at him. (4-1 vs 1) Joe dodges the attack, and the cultist falls to the floor. With a quick stab from the sword part of the swordbowwand, the cultist is put out of this world. Now there are five cultists left.

I use my minor wandless magic skill to forge a new one out of crystal.

Dave attempts to make a new wand out of the crystals. (Roll: 3) It succeeds, and he now has a rather crappy looking but functional wand. The miners continue to advance and surround him.

Search for vodka. Then help Vincent slay the dragon.

Mark looks around the place for vodka, (Roll: 3) and finds a bottle on the floor. It is mostly full. Woo! He then looks around for Vincent, and finds him talking to the barkeeper. "Vincent! I have come to join you."

I acquire the assistance of my fellow adventurer, and venture to slay the great mead dragon! If he refuses, I will slay him by my lonesome! Onward!

"Mark! It is good to see you. Our quest is to kill the great Mead Dragon." Vincent then turns to the barkeeper. "What direction is he in?" (2)
The barkeeper thinks for a moment and replies, "It's off to the west somewhere. I've heard that he lives atop the Dark Castle. I don't even know if those rumors are true, but you should really get some followers before you go to a dark castle."

Spoiler: Joe Bridger (Remuthra) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Swordbowwand (wielded)

Health:
Full health

Location: The Far Planes, Church of Thoon

Spoiler: Dave D. Davidson (The Froggy Ninja) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Crystal wand
Eighteen crystals

Health:
Full Health

Location:
Crystal Mines, The Quasi-elemental Plane of Crystal

Spoiler: Mark Zweihander (NAV) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Hammer-and-sickle-chucks

Health:
Full health

Location:
Gill's Tavern, The Alchohol-Ridden Plains of Thune

Spoiler: Vincent Jugglebeers (VinnieTheDead) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Hammer (wielded)

Health:
Full health

Location:
Gill's Tavern, The Alchohol-Ridden Plains of Thune

[Remuthra]

Persuade the cultists to follow me, disciple of Thoon!

[NAV]

Wooo! Vodka!
Drink the vodka. Ask the barkeeper for more vodka, to help slay the dragon of course.

[VinnieTheDead]

Get more accurate information about where this dragon might lay, and begin to gather a posse of ~muscly men full of bloodlust.~

[darkpaladin109]

Teleport to The Alchohol-Ridden Plains of Thune.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Using the elemental resonance of my wand I will the plane around me to form a protective shell.

[bsnott]

Get more accurate information about where this dragon might lay, and begin to gather a posse of ~muscly men full of bloodlust.~

You need to be a lot more specific on your actions. What you're doing right now is just stating a goal.

[VinnieTheDead]

Get more accurate information about where this dragon might lay, and begin to gather a posse of ~muscly men full of bloodlust.~

You need to be a lot more specific on your actions. What you're doing right now is just stating a goal.

Damnit, fine.

Look around the tavern for the drunkest, muscliest men that I can see and recruit them to my cause.

[WhitiusOpus]

GAAAH Crossbow with bayonet?... If not, Claymore.

Use the trick from brave heart to cut the first person I see in half.

[NAV]

((Hey, why isn't my vodka listed in my inventory? It's important!))

[The Froggy Ninja]

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