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Author Topic: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030  (Read 10799 times)

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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #150 on: February 17, 2014, 12:25:51 am »

Um... get our leg out? And why the heck are there anti-gravity balls in there? Who would even need anti-gravity balls?
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #151 on: February 17, 2014, 12:43:38 am »

Um... get our leg out? And why the heck are there anti-gravity balls in there? Who would even need anti-gravity balls?
Why did you try to squeeze through a hole that's as big as your head? And the question of the applicability of anti-gravity balls is one of many you could be asking yourself at this point.

You try to pull your leg out but its stuck fast. In fact.. You can feel something tugging on your leg! Ah! 0031 grabs your shoulders and tries to pull you up. Dude you have to let go of those things!

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There are 12 boxes in the room each about 1m x 1m x 1m.
The first three boxes had already been opened when you got there.
The first box, the one that has been overturned, contains.. Chapsticks. Hundreds of them. They're spilled across the floor and you have to walk around them to get to the other boxes. You haven't opened one.
The second had the hand laser and energy chips in it wrapped in plastic and styrofoam. It is now empty.
When you glanced into it, the third was completely empty.
The fourth is filled with tiny green plastic boxes with pea-shaped things inside that rattle around.
The fifth has a hole in the bottom.
The sixth had a bunch of round red things in it but its empty now.
The rest are intact.

The TV is still between the floor and the raised containment wall.



Guard 0030 "Three-Zero" <-- Player Character
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Hand Laser [10/10]
Energy Chips [2]
Beam-Proof Vest
Deck of Cards
 - "K" Card [5]
 - "2" Card [1]
 - "7" Card [1]
 - "J" Card [1]
Bucket
Chapstick [27]
Bunch of Round Red Things

Guard 0031 "Three-One" <-- BFF
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest
« Last Edit: February 17, 2014, 12:45:21 am by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #152 on: February 17, 2014, 01:06:22 am »

Freak out, let go of them and pull yourself up!
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #153 on: February 17, 2014, 05:14:58 pm »

+1.

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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #154 on: February 18, 2014, 11:35:59 am »

Freak out, OPEN A CHAPSTICK AND DROP IT DOWN THE HOLE and pull yourself up!

This
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #155 on: March 16, 2014, 06:46:17 pm »

You let go of the balls and they float to the ceiling. That's not anti-gravity, they're just buoyant somehow!

In the meantime, you grab the edges of the box and combine your strength with 0031's to get your leg free of the hole and the clutches of your assailant. You feel his grip loosen and you jerk your leg up and back onto your side of the floor. You sit on the edge of the box and catch your breath. There's a low growl from the hole and an angry looking eye appears on the other side of it. 0031 yelps fearfully and cowers behind you. You hear a gruff voice coming from below. Hey! Whaddya think you're doing cutting holes in the goddamn ceiling?!

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There are 12 boxes in the room each about 1m x 1m x 1m.
The first three boxes had already been opened when you got there.
The first box, the one that has been overturned, contains.. Chapsticks. Hundreds of them. They're spilled across the floor and you have to walk around them to get to the other boxes. You haven't opened one.
The second had the hand laser and energy chips in it wrapped in plastic and styrofoam. It is now empty.
When you glanced into it, the third was completely empty.
The fourth is filled with tiny green plastic boxes with pea-shaped things inside that rattle around.
The fifth has a hole in the bottom.
The sixth had a bunch of round red things in it but its empty now.
The rest are intact.

The TV is still between the floor and the raised containment wall.



Guard 0030 "Three-Zero" <-- Player Character
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Hand Laser [10/10]
Energy Chips [2]
Beam-Proof Vest
Deck of Cards
 - "K" Card [5]
 - "2" Card [1]
 - "7" Card [1]
 - "J" Card [1]
Bucket
Chapstick [27]
Bunch of Round Red Things

Guard 0031 "Three-One" <-- BFF
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #156 on: March 16, 2014, 07:12:34 pm »

"We didn't. We're here to investigate a containment breach."

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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #157 on: March 16, 2014, 09:06:28 pm »

"We didn't. We're here to investigate a containment breach."
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #158 on: March 16, 2014, 10:27:41 pm »

I don't give a shit! How does that explain the hole in the damn ceiling?!
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #159 on: March 16, 2014, 10:29:48 pm »

"No idea, we shall investigate this matter."
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #160 on: March 18, 2014, 12:35:42 pm »

I'll tell you what you can investi- Wait.. You're clones, aren't you? The man's voice sounds a bit suspicious.
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #161 on: March 18, 2014, 03:49:22 pm »

Nod to the affirmative, and introduce him to your best friend.
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #162 on: March 18, 2014, 04:01:29 pm »

He cant see us nod...
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #163 on: March 18, 2014, 04:40:20 pm »

Then shake a leg in the affirmative.
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Re: (TSG) You are Series-4 Guard, Number 0030
« Reply #164 on: March 18, 2014, 08:39:21 pm »

He cant see us nod...
Yes he can. You can see his face through the hole in the bottom of the box that goes through the floor, and you're sitting on the edge of the opened box with your legs on the inside.

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His expression becomes a bit less harsh, and his voice takes on an odd tone. Half condescending, half matter of fact, as if talking to a child, and his words tell as much. Well shit. I guess I shouldn't expect any better from you two morons. Hop in the elevator and take it one floor down. I'd like to have a chat with you fellows. The face disappears from the hole and you hear his footsteps echo as he walks around the room below.
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