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[mate888]

In the first day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
A Kobold stealing at me.
In the second day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the third day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the fourth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the fifth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Five pesky nobles, four dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the sixth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Six "unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cat and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the seventh day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Seven angry carps, six "unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the eighth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Eight Elves to shoot at, seven angry carps, six "unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me
In the ninth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Nine Elven ambushes, eigth Elves to shoot at, seven angry carps, six "unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the tenth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Ten useless inmigrants, nine Elven ambushes, eight Elves to shoot at, seven angry carps, six"unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the eleventh day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Eleven werellamas, ten useless inmigrants, nine Elven ambushes, eigth Elves to shoot at, seven angry carps, six"unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
In the twelfth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Twelve fort-destroying tantrum spirals, eleven werellamas, ten useless inmigrants, nine Elven ambushes, eigth Elves to shoot at, seven angry carps, six"unfortunate accidents" _{for the} five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a Kobold stealing at me.
Merry Christmas everybodie!

[Sebastian2203]

This should go to legendary poems of Dwarven history.

[Ruhn]

lol this is great.

[4maskwolf]

I heartily approve of this.

[mate888]

Thanks, guys!
I hope that Kobold Claus doesn't steal your presents (or your coal).

[fractalman]

On the first day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
A thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the second day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the third day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the fourth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the fifth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Five pesky nobles, four dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the sixth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Six "unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cat and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the seventh day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Seven carps to eat us, six "unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the eighth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Eight Elves to shoot at, seven carps to eat us, six "unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me
On the ninth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Nine Elven ambushes, eight Elves each to shoot at, seven carps to eat us, six "unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the tenth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Ten useless 'migrants, nine Elven ambushes, eight Elves each to shoot at, seven carps to eat us, six"unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Eleven werellamas, ten useless 'migrants, nine Elven ambushes, eight Elves each to shoot at, seven carps to eat us, six"unfortunate accidents", five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two delicious cats and a thieving Kobold stealing from me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Armok gave to me:
Twelve tantrum spirals, eleven werellamas, ten useless 'migrants, nine Elf ambushes, eight Elves each to shoot at, seven carps to eat us, six"unfortunate accidents" _{for the} five pesky nobles, four Dwarven traders, three clowns from Hell, two billion delicious cats, and a theiving Kobold stealing from me.
Merry Christmas everybodie!

fixed it up and made it better. :grins:

That's now makes 72 elves per day, excpept the first elf day, which only has 8 elves in it.