It has come to my attention that there are those among us who doubt the truth of the existence of Holy Armok.
Let the following proofs bring light to the souls and minds of those swayed by Elven heresy; may no Dwarf be further mislead upon apprehension of the Truth.
i) The argument from Forgotten Beasts:
As every Dwarf is well aware, generation follows from generation, requiring the Spores of the male to settle upon the Earth of the female. This is seen among all children of the world, from Dwarf through Chicken. And yet, I beg you witness the Existence of the Forgotten Beast; each unique, male OR female, with no alternate counterpart. Whence come these fell creatures, but from the might of Armok, who shapes all existence?
ii) The argument from necrophilia necromancy:
The existence of necromancers is well-established fact. What is lesser known is the source of their dark talents - hidden books outlining the Secrets of Life and Death. Each of these books does, indeed, have a source author from among the living Races; but what of the Secrets themselves? As we see that the methods outlined in these blackened tomes are effective, we are left with a choice: assume that the Living have somehow discerned how to create the Primal Spore, and the Mechanisms by which it functions (an absurdity, to be sure); OR; there exists a Prime Sporulator, creator and First Author of the Secrets. QED.
iii) The argument from absurdity:
As we all know, the Earth is a vast Square, resting on Supports at the four Cardinal Points, by which we know Direction. We Dwarfs, most blessed of our LORD, also know of the Making and Use of supports, especially the hidden knowledge of their mechanisms and linkages to levers.
Without an architect, so supports are made. Without a mechanic, no linkages occur. Therefore, for there to be a solid Earth resting on Supports, we must admit to the existence of a Great Architect. For there to be Supports, there must be a Lever, requiring a Grand Mechanic.
Unless we posit the patent absurdity of a mortal being, who may just press a Button to make it all occur, sui generis - which is, prima facie, ridiculous. As well to posit that all Dwarfen dignity, morality, ingenuity, and even Existence were naught but a silly, incomplete Game. That's simply Elf Talk; to hold such a belief is to tempt Armok to Pull the Lever, and loose Holy Magma upon us all.
Be warned, doubting Thikuts, that disbelief in the face of such irrefutible proofs is sheer madness, akin to that of one gone Fey in a fortress without Stacked Cloth.
-Shem Aquinus