First comes the name of the newspaper, then the article.
The News
Dwarven Commonwealth wants our loans returned as quick as we can
During the War, our inner market wasn't able to provide enough fuel to ever-hungry warbeast of Men's Army. So our state made a "wise decision" - Dwarven Commonwealth agreed to provide supplies in exchange of non-aggressive politics of our state - bought themselves freedom, in fact.
Now, when our people are recovering from huge massacre, masterminded by our former government leaders, Dwarves want our war loans returned - which means increased taxes. Why should each of us pay for expenses that shouldn't be done in the first place? Our budget is hardly able to repay half of our debts, presuming that taxes will be increased thrice, and expenses on Health care, Education and Social spheres will be cut twice.
Vox
New World War is at the door, - says famous philosophyst and politician Gore Finduls
Reporter: "Sir Finduls, you assume the war is imminent. Who will be an aggressor this time?"
Sir Finduls: "Everyone, exept us. We will defend ourselves, and I can't say if we will succeed."
R.: "Why do you think so? Our armies were proven to be efficient on the battlefield."
F.: "They were efficient against unprepared forces. Noble Dragonborn were prepared for war - that is their permanent state - and we hardly kept our borderlands. Now, when we have no monopoly on firearms, we lost our only and critical combat advantage."
R: "But it won't be only revanchism that will drive our foes to battle?"
F: "Non-human races are ancient, and the mankind is young. At least, that is how they see it. And we dared to attack them with this absurd motto - Wholle World For Mankind! So, yes, revanchism will be the main reason."
R.: "Are we doomed?"
F.: "I dare not to forecast the fall of our Empire, but I cannot exclude this probability."
Daily Observer
Scandal In The City Opera!
Yesterday, in City Opera, sir James Wilferton, noble veteran, was eager to see new play. He came with his wife and two daughters. When the curtain was pushed aside, how surprised he was to see George Lowerance, his former brother-in-arms, playing the main role. However, sir Wilferton wasn't pleased at all. George deserted from the battlefield during Great Plains Campaign. Despite this fact, sir Wilferton tried to enjoy the show. But when during the applauding George winked to his daughter, he lost control of himself and went for cowardious Lowerance right to the stage! When George understood, what is going to happen, it was too late. Three men of security personnel were hardly able to defend actor against James Wilferton's wraith. Two of them and the actor himself were hospitalized, sir Wilferton is now arrested and charged with inflicting major injuries.
((I sleep about six hours in average, and feel like shit the whole day. I need at least 8. This amount is pretty variable. They say Leonardo da Vinci slept for 15 minutes each two hours and was fine, for example.))