Client-Server Chain 1
Deploy the Punch Designix.
You deploy the Punch Designix near the Totem Lathe.
Experiment with making various items with the Punch Designix, such as some form of portable computer.
You use your laptop in a && combination with a headband that belonged to one of your heads to create the...iShades? Must have wound up with the exact punch combination used to make them. Hey, this combination makes them really cheap as well. Since you really don't have enough grist for anything else, you decide to make five more, so there is one for each head.
Client-Server Chain 2
I build a trap for the imps while my client is doing his thing.
You lower the ground in various places around his house to create pit traps for his imps. Since you were taking stuff away, you wind up getting a little more build grist.
Fine, deploy things for my client that they'll need. Also hide their buckets if their out in the open. Really, the nerve of some people. Then go murder some more imps for grist!
You deploy everything your client will need, and with all your searching, you can't find any buckets out in the open. Or at all, really. You then head out and find two imps. Your sprite arrives to assist.
Saiyan Kitten Elf Imp: 75 HP
Assassin Fox Lincoln Imp: 75 HP
Gokusprite: 300 HP
caligulusAquarius: 125 HP
Learn Fling. Cast Lesser Telekinesis.
You decide learning fling is really like learning telekinesis, so you learn Greater Telekinesis. You can manipulate objects from the size of a trash can to the size of a car in a radius of 10 meters, but no less than 5 meters. You then throw a couch at the Cruxtruder. It spirals towards the Cruxtruder, and since your client had just jumped onto it no less than 1 frame before, your client is sent along for the ride. This causes your client to skip over the entire maze, but wow that's going to make your client dizzy. The Cruxtruder opens, and gives a time of 4 turns. You hear all of your items being placed down as well.
Try to knock the top off the Cruxtruder. Read the timer.
You make your way to the Cruxtruder, when you are suddenly thrown over to it by a couch you hang on and get quite dizzy. The couch soon hits the Cruxtruder and opens it as you sprawl on the ground. You are too dizzy to read the timer right now.
"Ohthatwasabadideamisternobodyisasfastasme!"
Try out the metal clawgrips with my natural claws extended as well (I am a khajit after all) and pounce on my attacker. If I land on it, rake it until it figures out a way to fight back from its downed position. If it dodges in time, swipe at it as I pounce away. If I catch it on my claws, then weaponize gravity. This moron wants to fight ME in trees? Time to teach it a lesson in speed and agility.
You equip the clawgloves, and find that they extend about half a meter from your knuckles, however, if you want to perform certain strikes, you need to use your regular claws instead.
(Incredibly detailed -> Alternative Combat Rolls)
You pounce on your attacker and rapidly claw it until it manages to throw you off, but gets caught in your claws (46 damage given, 2 taken) You then launch off the branch, and place your feet on the center of its chest, and surf it to the ground, where it explodes in grist, and you roll off to the side a bit to remove the last bit of momentum.
The imp has died.
You get a 5 card sylladex with the Barter Modus! You get more grist! You have advanced to echeladder level 2 (more HP)! Your server can now place the Punch Designix!
Assassin Wizard Kitten-Fox: DEAD
foxyKitty: 98 HP
Barter Modus - Items can be captchalogued at will. However, to retrieve an item, you must captchalogue another item to replace it, effectively swapping the item you want for another similar item. The reverse side has two options. One is slider to set the tolerance of the "Haggle" feature as a percentage, which determines how lenient the modus will be in deciding what constitutes a similar item. 0 means any item will suffice whereas 100 means only that exact item will suffice. The other option toggles "Allow Thievery," which can enable others to remove items from your sylladex without the trade requirement. This option is only available once per person, including you. Once someone has stolen an item from the sylladex, they will not be able to do so again.
>Swipe both imps at the same time with chain saw.
Sprite: >Stab both imps with claws.
Kittens: >Train in the arts of the ninja, wear black kitten suits, read books on being a ninja and practice ninja skills.
You start up the chainsaw!
Imp 1 aggrieves you and deals 4 damage!
Kittensprite uses its sprite beam attack, unfocused, and deals 12 damage to both imps!
Imp 2 aggrieves you and deals 6 damage!
You aggrieve Imp 1 and deal 16 damage!
Imp 1 aggrieves you and deals 10 damage!
Kittensprite uses its sprite beam attack, unfocused, and deals 2 damage to both imps!
Imp 2 aggrieves you and deals 4 damage!
You aggrieve Imp 2 and deal 16 damage!
Imp 1 aggrieves you and deals 10 damage!
Kittensprite uses its sprite beam attack, unfocused, and deals 6 damage to both imps!
Imp 2 aggrieves you and deals 6 damage!
You aggrieve Imp 1 and deal 16 damage!
Imp 1 aggrieves you and deals 12 damage!
Kittensprite uses its sprite beam attack, focused, and deals 20 damage to Imp 2!
Imp 2 aggrieves you and deals 8 damage!
You aggrieve Imp 2 and deal 16 damage!
Imp 1 aggrieves you and deals 10 damage!
Kittensprite uses its sprite beam attack, unfocused, and deals 10 damage to both imps!
Imp 2 has died.
You get more grist!
You aggrieve Imp 1 and deal 12 damage!
Imp 1 aggrieves you and deals 4 damage!
Kittensprite uses its sprite beam attack, focused, and deals 24 damage to Imp 1!
Imp 1 has died.
You get more grist! You have advanced to echeladder level 3 (+25 max HP)!
Book-head Saiyan Lincoln Imp: DEAD
Kitten Elf Wizard Imp: DEAD
Kittensprite: 300 HP
(blademan): 19 HP
Client-Server Chain 3
get status report, get punch designix
The other members of your team appear to be busy, and one of them is getting a headache from their land, however, you do manage to get your server to place the Punch Designix.
Unconnected
Gather Ajna and Sahasrara chakras
Since you need to wait, you spend time gathering Ajna and Sahasrara chakras.
Active, In Medium
Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Chumhandle: caligulusAquarius
Held/Worn Inventory: Eridan Ampora Cosplay, Compushades, M1 Carbine
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Other Outfits:
Kankri Vantis Cosplay
Sylladex:
Caste Modus - When you captchalogue an item, it is placed in the deck in order of what the sylladex deems to be the usefulness of the item. More important or useful cards are placed on top of less useful ones. In order to access a lower card, you must first remove all the items on top of it. New items may be inserted to the middle of the deck depending on their importance relative to the items already there.
Spectrum Modus - Same as Caste Modus, but cards are stacked with the least important item on top and lower cards become more important.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Chumhandle: foxyKitty
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Sylladex:
Barter Modus - Items can be captchalogued at will. However, to retrieve an item, you must captchalogue another item to replace it, effectively swapping the item you want for another similar item. The reverse side has two options. One is slider to set the tolerance of the "Haggle" feature as a percentage, which determines how lenient the modus will be in deciding what constitutes a similar item. 0 means any item will suffice whereas 100 means only that exact item will suffice. The other option toggles "Allow Thievery," which can enable others to remove items from your sylladex without the trade requirement. This option is only available once per person, including you. Once someone has stolen an item from the sylladex, they will not be able to do so again.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 3
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Allies:
3 kittens
Sylladex:
Cradle Modus - Every item you captchalogue is converted into colored yarn. Attempting to remove the item simply removes the yarn. To recover the item, you must knit it into an effigy of the item. Depending on the skill of the user, this can be unpredictable. The back of the modus has an option to toggle auto-detangling.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Components: DarkPaladin109 and NPC's
Client of: DarkArtemisFowl
Chumhandle: hydraGuy [HG]
Held/Worn Inventory:
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Abilities:
Fire Breath
Sylladex:
Bifurcate Modus - You start with only one card in your deck. Whenever an item is used, it splits and leaves behind a blank card and another card with a ghost image of that item. The latter card cannot be freed until the item represented by the ghost image is picked up. If the modus attempts to create an eighth card, the deck ejects everything and reverts back to a single blank card and all ghost images are dispelled. On the reverse side is an option to enable or disable collision detection, which will prompt you for confirmation before ejecting everything.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Held/Worn Inventory: Pickle Inspector Cosplay
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Sylladex:
Tea Set Modus - Items are captchalogued and stored in a tea pot. Cards are converted into tea cups with a picture of a captchalogued item (or nothing) on the side. Pouring tea into a cup will retrieve the item displayed. Cups with no image act as normal tea cups. Cups automatically convert into card form when used with alchemy equipment.
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Active, Out of Medium
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle:curbStomp
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sgrub
Chakras:
Sahasrara: 10 1/2
Ajna: 10 1/2
Visuddha: 11
Anahatta: 10
Manipura: 10
Svadishthana: 10
Muladhara: 10
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: turtletickGreyhound [TG]
Held/Worn Inventory: Dave Strider Cosplay, Steel Katana
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: oncomingStorm
Held/Worn Inventory: Eleventh Doctor Cosplay
At Home: Computer installed inside a phonebooth
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: magicMaster
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes, Cool Laptop
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Spells:
Low Level
Barrier: Shield yourself from damage (reduce damage by 1 or 2 dice). Requires continual upkeep and concentration to prevent from collapsing
Fireball: A ball that on impact covers a 5 foot radius in fire.
Heal: Restore health. Can only be used on one person at a time.
Pester Chum: Same as Pesterchum, but through magic. Must have a chumhandle to use.
Mid Level
Install Software II: Can install 2 programs at once. They cannot share a portion of their title, and you must have the programs with you.
Summon Laptop II: Get a decent laptop. Requires reagents of Computer Components.
Lesser Telekinesis: Press buttons from a distance. Must be less than 10 meters away, and the button must be smaller than your hand and bigger than a keyboard key.
High Level
Summon Reagents III: Get required reagents. Requires reagents of equivalent mass to output.
Dice Level: 1
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: ectoBiology
Held/Worn Inventory: John Cosplay, Pogohammer
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Other Information
| Player | Class | Aspect |
| Aattss | Prince | Void |
| DarkArtemisFowl | Seer | Life |
| The Froggy Ninja | Page | Breath |
| Elephant Parade | Mage | Blood |
| DarkPaladin109 | Maid | Space |
| Blademan9999 | Slyph | Light |
| Lenglon | Witch | Heart |
| KJ1225 | Knight | Rage |
| DorsiDwarf | Bard | Time |
| Poketwo | Thief | Doom |
| AD Cosplayer NPC | Rogue | Hope |
| PS Cosplayer NPC | Heir | Mind |
DarkArtemisFowl -> DarkPaladin109
The Froggy Ninja <searching for Sburb Server> -> KJ1225 -> Elephant Parade -> Dorsidwarf -> Lenglon -> Blademan9999
Aattss <searching for Sgrub Server>
Poketwo -> PS cosplayer NPC -> AD cosplayer NPC -> Poketwo
| Player | 1st Prototyping | 2nd Prototyping |
| DarkArtemisFowl | | |
| Dark Paladin109 | Assassin's Creed 3 Disk * | Dark Paladin Yugioh Card * |
| The Froggy Ninja | | |
| KJ1225 | Early Season DragonballZ Disk * | |
| Dorsidwarf | | | |
| Lenglon | Fox Plushie * | Dorsidwarf Doomed Timeline Self |
| Blademan9999 | Kitten * | |
| Aattss | | |
| Elephant Parade | | |
| Poketwo | Problem Sleuth Elf figurine * | |
| PS cosplayer NPC | Empty Book * | Video Game Guide |
| AD cosplayer NPC | US penny * | Two Flintlock Pistols * |
- designates prototyped pre-medium, but player hasn't entered yet.
* designates prototyped pre-medium, and player has entered
| Player | 1st Part | 2nd Part |
| DarkArtemisFowl | | |
| Dark Paladin109 | Savanna | Frogs |
| The Froggy Ninja | Touring Lawns | Floating Islands |
| KJ1225 | Fire | Brimstone |
| Dorsidwarf | Mazes | Crags |
| Lenglon | Trees | Rain |
| Blademan9999 | Fog | Snow |
| Aattss | | |
| Elephant Parade | | |
| Poketwo | Cities | the Eldrich |
| PS cosplayer NPC | | |
| AD cosplayer NPC | | |
PesterlogsturtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy[HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
HG: Can you spawn something heavy so I can put it on this thing?
HG: Did you place the other devices down already?
TG: yeah all of it's set down, at least all the free stuff anyways
TG: i dont think i can spawn anything else
TG: maybe i could wack it open using this couch over here
HG: I think you need to give me a prepunched card for this next bit
HG: Can you do that for me?
HG: The prototyping is finished now, right?
TG: pretty sure yeah, and that assassin wizard actually looks pretty cool too
TG: card card card
TG: oh here it is
HG: I just got something
HG: I don't know what I'm should do with it
HG: Do you have any ideas?
HG: You have to repeat this process, right?
TG: dont think so
TG: wheres the damn manual for this thing
TG: throw it across the room and see if it does something
HG: We suceeded, right?
HG: So waht do we do now?
TG: take a look around
TG: brb drinking apple juice
TG: damn this apple juice
TG: dude you got an assassin wizard thing on your tail
HG: Yeah, I noticed.
HG: I'm pretty sure I can fight it.
HG: Neat. I think we got more grist and some strange object to place down.
HG: You can place it down for me, I'l experiment to see what it does.
problemSleuth [PS] has opened up a memo on the board Wrecking The Session
PS: This working properly?
aceDick [AD] responded to memo.
AD: Appears to be.
AD: I've managed to secure the server of Sburb so that this chain will work properly.
PS: Does one of them have your old copy of Sgrub?
PS: We won't be able to wreck their session if the nine of them can't link up properly.
AD: I 'traded' with one of them.
PS: Alright then, here we go.
problemSleuth [PS] ceased responding to the memo.
aceDick [AD] ceased responding to the memo.
pickleInspector [PI] responded to the memo.
PI: AD, can you place the Punch Designix
aceDick [AD] responded to memo.
AD: Sure thing.
FUTURE dividedTranscient [FDT] 3 hours from now responded to the memo.
FDT: ssoommeetthhiinngg hhaass ccoommee uupp
FDT: aabboouutt tthhee sseessiioonn,, tthhaatt iiss
FUTURE dividedTranscient [FDT] 3 hours from now has been banned.
problemSleuth [PS] began responding to the memo.
PS: Alright who gave away the passcode to the memo?
AD: Wasn't me.
PI: it is either one of those trolls or a slimier species, they can post anywhere. They have quirks with speech and can talk to you at any time you want, one of them has probably interfered with our plans, probably the one that AD did with the martial arts guy since he is the only one I know we have plans with. Just to make sure, unban the DT
FUTURE dividedTranscient [FDT2] 3 hours and 1 minute from now responded to the memo.
FDT2: wwee aarree nnoott sslliimmyy!!
FDT2: aanndd hhooww ddoo yyoouu kknnooww aallll tthhiiss??!!??
PI: Sorry, it was similar that I was going for, not the other thing with slime, and we in this dimension have a webcomic called "homestuck" that tells us all the things I mentioned except the plan, witch is the most logical thing you could of mean, witch was also a big guess. And I got lucky on that guess. I will guess, or is it something else you were talking about?
FDT2: oouurr tteeaamm ddooeess nnoott hhaavvee aa wwiittcchh......
FDT2: aannyywwaayy,, tthheerree rreeaallllyy iissnn''tt aannyytthhiinngg yyoouu ccaann ddoo aabboouutt iitt
FDT2: ssiinnccee yyoouu aallll aarree aallrreeaaddyy iiiinn yyoouurr sseessiioonn
PS: Screw it, I'm leaving. That 'quirk' is too much of headache for me right now. My land is horrible enough on my mind as it is.
problemSleuth [PS] ceased responding to the memo.
AD: I'll probably...
AD: Shit. I need to go. Enemies at the gates.
AD: Give me a summary after it is over.
aceDick [AD] ceased responding to the memo.
FDT2: ppii, aarree yyoouu ggooiinngg ttoo lleeaavvee aass wweellll
PI: sorry, I have bad word typing sometimes, as demonstrated with the previous comments, which I press the wrong button on the correction thing for words. But do you have anything else to say??? Or any hints to the future if you people have the ability and/or the tech to do so.
FDT2: tthhee mmaarrttiiall aarrttss gguuyy,, aass yyoouu ppuutt iitt,, iiss ggooiinngg ttoo eenntteerr aa ssoolloo sseessssiioon
FDT2: wwhheenn tthhiiss hhaappppeennss,, hhiiss ccllaass wwiillll uuppddaattee ttoo lloorrdd ooffff vvooiidd
FDT2: tthhiiss iiss ggooiinngg ttoo bbee bbaadd ffoorr yyoouurr sseessiioon iiff yyoouu ccaannnnoott ddeeffeeaatt hhiimm
FDT2: yyoouurr sseessssiioonn bbllaacckkss oouutt wwhheenn hhee eenntteerrss
FDT2: aanndd nnoonnee ooff uuss ccaann ccoonnttaacctt aannyy ooff yyoouu aafftteerr tthhaatt ppooiinntt
PI: Looks like emergency plan 8-952 will be needed. It will involve indrick boreale imps and the god emperor of mankind from Warhammer 40k, want to hear more???
FDT2: hhooww ccaann yyoouu eennaacctt tthhiiss ppllaann ooffff ggeettttiinngg tthhee iimmppss pprroottoottyyppeedd wwiitthh yyoouurr eemmppoorreerr iiffff yyoouu ddoonn''tt hhaavvee aannyy ccoonnttaaccttss oouuttssiiddee tthhee mmeeddiiuumm ttoo ggeett nneeaarr hhiimm??
PI: No, I'm going to get someone to pre-medium prototype indrick boreale, then I will prototype my sprite with a poster of the emperor so he can control the imps, I will tell him about the reckoning if he somehow didn't know and apologize about him being elvish, since this will only guarantee that we will have a powerful ally to help us at least, at beast we can seize control of the imps and win the non sidquest part of the game much easier. due to the imps having power of Space marines.
FDT2: hhooww, uuhh, hhoossttiillee iiss yyoouurr eemmppoorreerr??
FDT2: sspprriitteess ccaann hhaavvee tthheeiirr oowwnn aaggeennddass
FDT2: aanndd tthhee oonnllyy lliimmiitt iiss tthhaatt tthheeyy ccaannnnoott hhaarrmm tthhee oonnee tthheeyy pprroottoottyyppeedd
FDT2: wwee hhaadd ttoo ffiinndd tthhaatt oouutt tthhee hhaarrdd wwaayy
PI: He REALLY likes mankind, he will probably try to and succeed in stopping the reckoning, since that would kill all of man. and some other unimportant stuff. And tell me about what you learned the hard way.
FDT2: wweellll, tthhaatt llooggiicc wwoouulldd bbee ssoouunndd,, iiffff aallll ooffff tthhee ppllaayyeerrss ooffff yyoouurr sseessssiioonn wweerree hhuummaann
FDT2: II''dd rraatthheerr nnoott ttaallkk aabboouutt tthhee hhaarrdd wwaayy
FDT2: ssuuffiiccee ttoo ssaayy,, iitt iinnvvoollvveedd mmyy mmooiirraaiill
PI: they can defend on their own. And since the black king causes the reckoning, the emperor would either go after him or destroy most of the meteors. preventing mankind's extinction or it becoming inbred. or something else might happen, hmmm, maybe something else though. If someone doesn't prototype that space marine Indrick Boreale.
FDT2: II''mm ggooiinngg ttoo lleeaavvee tthhaatt ttoo yyoouu aanndd lleeaavvee nnooww
FUTURE dividedTranscient [FDT2] 3 hours and 1 minute from now has ceased responding to the memo.
caligulusAquarius [CA] began pestering oncomingStorm [OS]
CA: Yo doc wwill you please build up my house?
OS: Of course I will!
OS:It appears that I need "build grist"
CA: wworking on it doc
OS:Hey do you know where these disks came from or who else might be playing?
OS: I recently looked up this "SBURB" and it seems communication could be very useful to our cause.
CA: okay doc i got you the grist
CA: ill look for more while you build
CA: also could you pop my server client into my computer
OS:Of course my good man.
OS:It occurs to me that it may be bad if someone connected while you are off adventuring. I also suggest you "Alchemize" a hands free computing device so we can stay in contact.
CA: okay doc
OS: Do you mind if I dig a large hole in tour lawn?
CA: just dont hurt my troll gnome collection
vengefulAssassin [VA] has begun trolling curbStomp [CS]
VA: It seems that yΘu are in a minΘr situatiΘn.
VA: If yΘu desire tΘ enter the game, that is.
CS: Agreed.
CS: What do you suggest?
VA: I have twΘ ΘptiΘns fΘr yΘu.
VA: The first wΘuld enable you tΘ splice yΘurself intΘ the current chain.
VA: The Θther has the pΘtential tΘ elevate yΘu far abΘve the Θthers cΘuld ever hΘpe tΘ achieve.
VA: YΘu very well cannΘt ignΘre this. There is nΘ server fΘr the cΘpy Θf the client yΘu have.
CS: I don't trust you.
CS: This sounds sketchy.
CS: But this is also probably going to be very dangerous to me.
CS: I'll choose the second option.
VA: Glad you have sense in yΘur mind.
VA: YΘu'll need tΘ secure a secΘnd cΘmputer.
VA: Then yΘu run the server Θn Θne, and the client Θn the Θther.
VA: I'll infΘrm yΘu when it is safe tΘ dΘ sΘ.
VA: There a majΘr 'nΘtification' that gΘes Θff, and, I think yΘu can agree.
VA: We dΘn't want the Θthers tΘ find Θut befΘre its tΘΘ late.
ectoBiology has begun pestering magicMaster
EB: help my furniture is flying at me
EB: i am being accosted by a tidal wave of chairs
EB: i just avoided the sofa
EB: are you going to do anything useful?
MM: Well, I was planning to deploy some interesting-looking stuff.
MM: I calculated a 95% chance of it being useful.
MM: However, if you are planning to be rude about it, I may fling some chairs out a window instead.
MM: Choices, choices. So many choices. And all of them mine.
EB: oh goddamn it
EB: this is extremely unhelpful! everything is a maze!
EB: wait, i think i saw the cruxtruder over there
EB drop something on it would you?
MM: I suppose I could do that.
MM: It is an option available to me.
MM: However, I would prefer to spend my time studying the arts of magic.
MM: All this SBURB nonsense is interfering with my research.
EB: I hope you like meteor strikes.
MM: Funnily enough, it is me who must save you from meteor strikes.
MM: It is not, in fact, the other way around.
MM: Of course, I must rely on somebody to deploy the equipment.
Another word about combat: making more detailed posts, like Lenglon did, opens up alternative combat rolls, that can have a greater amount of damage dealt, with less taken.
Sprites and allies are NPC's. They primarily do their own thing (Sprites give you advice when needed, and allies traveling with you and offering to carry your things if it is within their nature), and the only thing you can command them to do is to call upon them in combat. However, if you put 'request' in front of commands, then they might perform them. Exception: if you are past level 15 on the echeladder or are god tier, you no longer have to put 'request' in front of your commands for them, because the allies then would believe that you have their best interests in mind/they are pretty friggin' scared of you.
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