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[Imp]

*This spy does not admit its presence, but does intend to observe this thread and avoid termination*

[GreatWyrmGold]

This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes.  Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players.  Hilarity ensues.

The Computer has assigned the Standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.

The Darkling style utilizes a default background colour suitable for all classification levels, from Infrared on up.  Your admission of your use of the standard theme's Ultraviolet backgrounds has confirmed your treasonous behaviour.

You claim that the Standard theme is treasonous. However, the Computer has assigned the Standard theme to nearly the entire forum, and the Computer does not make mistakes. Therefore you have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Similarly, your claims that this loyal citizen is a traitor are ergo also false, and hence treasonous to have made. Furthermore, you have implied that the Computer made a mistake, which is treason, and you have threatened a loyal citizen, which is treason.

[tahujdt]

This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes.  Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players.  Hilarity ensues.

The Computer has assigned the Standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.

The Darkling style utilizes a default background colour suitable for all classification levels, from Infrared on up.  Your admission of your use of the standard theme's Ultraviolet backgrounds has confirmed your treasonous behaviour.

You claim that the Standard theme is treasonous. However, the Computer has assigned the Standard theme to nearly the entire forum, and the Computer does not make mistakes. Therefore you have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Similarly, your claims that this loyal citizen is a traitor are ergo also false, and hence treasonous to have made. Furthermore, you have implied that the Computer made a mistake, which is treason, and you have threatened a loyal citizen, which is treason.

Not to mention which, he has demonstrated knowledge and usage of the Commie Mutant traitor Darkling theme, showing his affiliation with the traitorous Commies.

[GreatWyrmGold]

This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes.  Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players.  Hilarity ensues.

The Computer has assigned the Standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.

The Darkling style utilizes a default background colour suitable for all classification levels, from Infrared on up.  Your admission of your use of the standard theme's Ultraviolet backgrounds has confirmed your treasonous behaviour.

You claim that the Standard theme is treasonous. However, the Computer has assigned the Standard theme to nearly the entire forum, and the Computer does not make mistakes. Therefore you have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Similarly, your claims that this loyal citizen is a traitor are ergo also false, and hence treasonous to have made. Furthermore, you have implied that the Computer made a mistake, which is treason, and you have threatened a loyal citizen, which is treason.

Not to mention which, he has demonstrated knowledge and usage of the Commie Mutant traitor Darkling theme, showing his affiliation with the traitorous Commies.

It is not treason to know enough of Commie practices to recognize them. You have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Moreover, if we were unaware of such practices, we would be unable to detect Commies. You are attempting to help prevent the location of Commies, which is treason. Finally, not only was Darkling created by Friend Computer, it is mandatory in certain subforums. Referring to a creation of Friend Computer as treasonous is treason, as well as obviously untrue. Deceit is treason. Please report to the execution chambers, Commie.

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I was on the Speech And Debate team in high school, grew up in a house full of overthinkers unafraid to speak their mind which was slightly different than mine, and last night I spent an hour or so typing up a rebuttal to a Creationist's Youtube video. Bring it on, traitorous Commie mutant bitches.

[Culise]

This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes.  Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players.  Hilarity ensues.

The Computer has assigned the Standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.

The Darkling style utilizes a default background colour suitable for all classification levels, from Infrared on up.  Your admission of your use of the standard theme's Ultraviolet backgrounds has confirmed your treasonous behaviour.

You claim that the Standard theme is treasonous. However, the Computer has assigned the Standard theme to nearly the entire forum, and the Computer does not make mistakes. Therefore you have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Similarly, your claims that this loyal citizen is a traitor are ergo also false, and hence treasonous to have made. Furthermore, you have implied that the Computer made a mistake, which is treason, and you have threatened a loyal citizen, which is treason.

Ah, but it is not my assertion that the assignment of the Standard theme was incorrect; perish the thought, for Friend Computer is, as you yourself state, incapable of making any errors.  Rather, it is the continued use by the user that is treasonous, one that you, inveterate that you are, continue to cling to.

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Half the fun is going to be keeping this up until Remu shoots us all for treasonously derailing the thread, or until...oh, blast, until it gets too late for me to continue.  Better start decanting my next clone. ^_^

[GreatWyrmGold]

This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes.  Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players.  Hilarity ensues.

The Computer has assigned the Standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.

The Darkling style utilizes a default background colour suitable for all classification levels, from Infrared on up.  Your admission of your use of the standard theme's Ultraviolet backgrounds has confirmed your treasonous behaviour.

You claim that the Standard theme is treasonous. However, the Computer has assigned the Standard theme to nearly the entire forum, and the Computer does not make mistakes. Therefore you have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Similarly, your claims that this loyal citizen is a traitor are ergo also false, and hence treasonous to have made. Furthermore, you have implied that the Computer made a mistake, which is treason, and you have threatened a loyal citizen, which is treason.

Ah, but it is not my assertion that the assignment of the Standard theme was incorrect; perish the thought, for Friend Computer is, as you yourself state, incapable of making any errors.  Rather, it is the continued use by the user that is treasonous, one that you, inveterate that you are, continue to cling to.

Friend Computer has maintained the Standard Theme as the default theme for all eternity. Are you questioning the wisdom of Friend Computer?

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Don't worry, we haven't even finished our characters yet. And if they try to kill GreatWyrmGold-G-GWG-1, they deserve what they get.

...That guy should totally be in the game.

[zacen299]

Can I ask why Paranoia of all games... wait nevermind this is bay12 everyone will be killing everyone for no reason and by that I mean all the reasons.

[Remuthra]

Attention, Troubleshooters! The Computer declares that Darkling is not treasonous, but is not recommended for use due to its connection with certain Dwarf Fortress playing Secret Societies. Secret Societies are treason. Playing Dwarf Fortress in any fashion representing Communist sympathies is treason. The Computer, your friend, thanks you for your dissociation from this vile and subtle Commie propaganda.

[tahujdt]

Don't worry, we haven't even finished our characters yet. And if they try to kill GreatWyrmGold-G-GWG-1, they deserve what they get.

...That guy should totally be in the game.

G? The Computer has assigned you Red clearance. Claiming to be of a higher security clearance is treason.

Can I ask why Paranoia of all games... wait nevermind this is bay12 everyone will be killing everyone for no reason and by that I mean all the reasons.

What is this "bay12" of which you speak, citizen? You appear to be confused. Friend Computer, I recommend an increase in medication for this citizen.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Don't worry, we haven't even finished our characters yet. And if they try to kill GreatWyrmGold-G-GWG-1, they deserve what they get.

...That guy should totally be in the game.

G? The Computer has assigned you Red clearance. Claiming to be of a higher security clearance is treason.

No, Friend Computer has assigned my Troubleshooter Red-level clearance. GreatWyrmGold-G-GWG-1 is a fictional Troubleshooter I made up on the spot who happens to be a dragon. False accusations of treason are treason.

Can I ask why Paranoia of all games... wait nevermind this is bay12 everyone will be killing everyone for no reason and by that I mean all the reasons.

What is this "bay12" of which you speak, citizen? You appear to be confused. Friend Computer, I recommend an increase in medication for this citizen.

What kind of medication? Failure to provide adequate suggestions when inadequate ones could result in death, maiming, or headaches in loyal citizens is treason.

[tahujdt]

Don't worry, we haven't even finished our characters yet. And if they try to kill GreatWyrmGold-G-GWG-1, they deserve what they get.

...That guy should totally be in the game.

G? The Computer has assigned you Red clearance. Claiming to be of a higher security clearance is treason.

No, Friend Computer has assigned my Troubleshooter Red-level clearance. GreatWyrmGold-G-GWG-1 is a fictional Troubleshooter I made up on the spot who happens to be a dragon. False accusations of treason are treason.

Can I ask why Paranoia of all games... wait nevermind this is bay12 everyone will be killing everyone for no reason and by that I mean all the reasons.

What is this "bay12" of which you speak, citizen? You appear to be confused. Friend Computer, I recommend an increase in medication for this citizen.

What kind of medication? Failure to provide adequate suggestions when inadequate ones could result in death, maiming, or headaches in loyal citizens is treason.

As I am not experienced in pharmaceutical correction, I would not risk making a diagnosis on my own, when doing so could result in danger to the medicatee. You are suggesting that I use my own pharmaceutical knowledge, which would result in danger, which is treason. You are suggesting that I engage in treason, which is treason.

Your creation of a hypothetical Troubleshooter without proper representation of him as such could convince other citizens that he actually exists. My traitorous false accusation, for which I beg my friend, the computer, for forgiveness, was based on your failure to properly represent GreatWyrmGold-G-GWG-1 as a fictional character.

[Dorsidwarf]

The Computer is my friend!

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Communism, I fear no mutant scum;
for Thou art with me;
Thy cameras and Thy Internal Security troopers they comfort me.


Friend Computer! How should we send in our applications to you?

[GiglameshDespair]

Friend Computer! How should we send in our applications to you?

The Troubleshooter Application Form is in the back of the Handbook. A copy is reproduced below:

[CLASSIFIED]

Please note that all character creation decisions are to be shared only with the Game Master. Failure to do so is treason.

Remember to remain viligant, citizens! The mutant communists are all among us...

[tahujdt]

The Computer is my friend!

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Communism, I fear no mutant scum;
for Thou art with me;
Thy cameras and Thy Internal Security troopers they comfort me.


Friend Computer! How should we send in our applications to you?

Citizen, are you aware that that a chantg of the traitorous FCCC-P secret society?

[Remuthra]

The Computer is my friend!

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Communism, I fear no mutant scum;
for Thou art with me;
Thy cameras and Thy Internal Security troopers they comfort me.


Friend Computer! How should we send in our applications to you?

Your firend, the Computer, has thoughtfully provided a Semiprivate Messaging System accessible in the upper left corner of your PDC.
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