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[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, friends of your murderers. We ran from your actual murderers. But we killed all their friends! Except the two we allied with.

...

We are terrible at this vengeance thing.

[Travisplo]

Well, I think she understands, you guys did need allies. I mean, they would have died! And then who could have killed the wrongdoers?

[anailater]

There was also at least a fifty percent chance you could have made it out if there, but people decided to sacrafice you for some cheap healing instead, I want there by the way.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why are you judging our decisions, then?

[anailater]

I'm afraid I don't understand the questions, I wasn't there to stop you, because I didn't know you we're doing it, so therefore I'm not allowed to find it detestable?

Explain it please.

[Grek]

Alternatively: Don't. There's no need to turn this into a page long argument.

[Weirdsound]

Chapter 1: Garden Gambit

Turn 22


Wonder why the spores weren't incinerated.
Wishbone: Full Attack! That is, use Flurry of Blows.

If the elf survives:
Ignacio: Advance.
Ithan: Fire.
Oscar: Continue to offer tactical enigmas.

"My spores actually release irritant smoke when burnt, so that sort of fire Aura wont actually stop any damage!"

"Ok, it will hurt... But I'm still gonna attack you, because I ain't no chicken! ...Get it?"


Wishbone thrusts his wing foward, and catches Syn off guard, as he groans at the pun, with an attack roll of 25. The wing connects with the miniboss, inflicting 3 damage and 2 law damage!

The Miniboss Syn Greene is shattered into thousands of tiny pieces by Wishbone's Undead Ki energy!
Wishbone takes 1 Damage from the spores!
+7% Quest Success Rate!
The Guardian Angel Casts Heal on Ithan and Miss Kuhscheiße before vanishing!
Ithan's Antsy Senses Again fail to find bonus loot!

Loot:

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+1 Elven Rapier
+1 Elven Leather Armor
+2 Flytrap Acid Gland
+2 Flytrap Needle Sacks
+1 Elven Bow
+10 Elven Arrows
+1 Hunting Knife
+1 Strange Red and Black Bow
+1 Strange Camouflage Cloak
+1 Unopened Tin Can Labled 'Target Golems'
+1 Copy of Spells for the Master Baiter and Hunter

Also, Oscar gets a Level Up!

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Oscar gains 1 max HP!
Oscar gains a 2 use per dungeon spell slot!

Choose one of the Following:
-1 Extra Life!
-One 1 Use per dungeon spell slot!
-New Ability: Cat Out of Hell: When Oscar Respawns after losing a life, he restores a single use of all his 2 and 3 use per dungeon spells.
-New Ability: Feline Grace: Oscar's movement no longer provokes AoOs

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Party Information and Bestiary:

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Current Notes:

Quest:
Odds of Success if Flare Gun is fired now: 79%

Quest:
Escort HP: 14/18
-2 Rooms have passed since picking her up.

Ithan:
-13/13 HP
-Has cast summon Naughty Tentacle twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Cherub once this dungeon
-Has cast summon guardian angel twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Hellhound twice this dungeon
-Has cast locust swarm twice this dungeon
-Has cast once from his necklace

Oscar:
-5/5 HP
-Has cast Fire Aura twice this dungeon
-Has cast Puff of Flame twice this dungeon
-Has cast Thunderclap once this dungeon
-Has cast Fiery Dash once this dungeon

Ignacio:
-8/12 HP

Wishbone:
+5 AC from Flame Aura
-9/12 HP

Lil'Gronk:
-5/5 HP
-Has cast Lesser Healing once this dungeon

Battlemap:

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Battle Clear!

Town/Dungeon Map:

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Key:
Your Current Location is the little Antman!
The Skeletal Dragon marks a boss room!
A Fire represents an altar to an elemental god!
A Sword in a stone represents a treasure trove!

There are stairs hidden on this floor somewhere!

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"Hrmm... To avoid a fight, I'll just send our half angel friend on her merry way. Expect updates of hilarity or vast importance at some point!

Anyway, choose what room you visit next! And switch party members and inventory items if you wish!

There will be a bit of a delay in getting the spells in the new book up on the Library, as I'm running a game this afternoon."

[Travisplo]

Oscar should probably get feline grace, so he takes less damage, and can not be cornered.

[Travisplo]

And wait. Why did Wishbone even get hurt by irratating smoke with no lungs, eyes, or throat to speak of?

[Elephant Parade]

And wait. Why did Wishbone even get hurt by irratating smoke with no lungs, eyes, or throat to speak of?

Oscar should probably get feline grace, so he takes less damage, and can not be cornered.

Edit button is there for a reason, y'know.

[nuclearwhale]

Oscar should put detonate into his new spell slot and get the feline grace ability.
Give Syn's equipment to Ithan. Give Ithan's old bow to Ignacio, and split the arrows so Ithan has 10, and Ignacio has the rest.
Lets head West again. Barring that, we should take our chances with firing the flare now and skedaddle. I don't feel comfortable with the amount of spells we have remaining at all.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm afraid I don't understand the questions, I wasn't there to stop you, because I didn't know you we're doing it, so therefore I'm not allowed to find it detestable?

Explain it please.

You weren't there. You don't understand why we did it, man. You try going through those dungeons. It was her or all of us, we weren't getting out of there in one piece.
No, I wasn't particularly serious.

Oscar should put detonate into his new spell slot and get the feline grace ability.
Give Syn's equipment to Ithan. Give Ithan's old bow to Ignacio, and split the arrows so Ithan has 10, and Ignacio has the rest.
Lets head West again. Barring that, we should take our chances with firing the flare now and skedaddle. I don't feel comfortable with the amount of spells we have remaining at all.

Sounds like a plan.

[Cheesecake]

Oscar should put detonate into his new spell slot and get the feline grace ability.
Give Syn's equipment to Ithan. Give Ithan's old bow to Ignacio, and split the arrows so Ithan has 10, and Ignacio has the rest.
Lets head West again. Barring that, we should take our chances with firing the flare now and skedaddle. I don't feel comfortable with the amount of spells we have remaining at all.

+1

[Weirdsound]

Are you guys +1ing the head west or fleeing the dungeon?

[Nirur Torir]

Oscar should put detonate into his new spell slot and get the feline grace ability.
Give Syn's equipment to Ithan. Give Ithan's old bow to Ignacio, and split the arrows so Ithan has 10, and Ignacio has the rest.
Lets head West again. Barring that, we should take our chances with firing the flare now and skedaddle. I don't feel comfortable with the amount of spells we have remaining at all.

I do not think detonate is worth it, but, IIRC, we can't put things into new spell slots yet anyway. Feline grace should be good.
Let's head west. Ithan still has enough spells to handily defeat a small company of elven infantry, and I'm not sure what happens to the escort quest if we leave. I'd ask, but I try to avoid talking to anyone involved in escort quests.