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[Skyrunner]

It looks like we'll have a pretty good chance at success if we fire the flare now.

[nuclearwhale]

Actually, forget about firing off the flare for now, because I just remembered we still have to finish the escort mission. We can probably hold out for another room or two.

[anailater]

I'm afraid I don't understand the questions, I wasn't there to stop you, because I didn't know you we're doing it, so therefore I'm not allowed to find it detestable?

Explain it please.

You weren't there. You don't understand why we did it, man. You try going through those dungeons. It was her or all of us, we weren't getting out of there in one piece.
No, I wasn't particularly serious.

Don't worry, I wasn't being serious either, I don't know why everyone thought we were going to fight.

[Weirdsound]

I'm afraid I don't understand the questions, I wasn't there to stop you, because I didn't know you we're doing it, so therefore I'm not allowed to find it detestable?

Explain it please.

You weren't there. You don't understand why we did it, man. You try going through those dungeons. It was her or all of us, we weren't getting out of there in one piece.
No, I wasn't particularly serious.

Don't worry, I wasn't being serious either, I don't know why everyone thought we were going to fight.

"Honestly, I think several clashes between players I will not name were factors in the last game dying, so I decided to just play it safe and step in. Anyway, I just updated the Spell Library with the new book, and am going to start work on the turn now.

[Weirdsound]

Chapter 1: Garden Gambit

Turn 23

Oscar should probably get feline grace, so he takes less damage, and can not be cornered.

Oscar should put detonate into his new spell slot and get the feline grace ability.

"Awesome! Check out the grace and style with which I move now! *mewl* The new slot is a twice per dungeon slot, however, and detonate is a once per dungeon spell though... and I can't even replenish spells until we rest back in town anyway..."

Give Syn's equipment to Ithan. Give Ithan's old bow to Ignacio, and split the arrows so Ithan has 10, and Ignacio has the rest.

"I have no clue what this stuff does... but check out my new ranged damage and AC! Thanks alot!"

+2 Chemistry between Ithan and nuclearwhale
+1 Chemistry between Ithan and GWG
+1 Chemistry between Ithan and Cheesecake

"A... bow? I guess this could be of some use against those nasty elf fencers who can easily parry my untrained bladed attacks. Many thanks friend."

+1 Chemistry between Ignacio and nuclearwhale

Let's head west. Ithan still has enough spells to handily defeat a small company of elven infantry, and I'm not sure what happens to the escort quest if we leave. I'd ask, but I try to avoid talking to anyone involved in escort quests.


"The party heads into the room to the west, and quickly finds the next group of baddies: To the east is a small squadron of elven fences, and to your north is a frightening creature that fits several common definitions of the word 'troll'.

There is a second troll here as well, but he is chained to the front of a nearby shed; A Newbish Elven Thug, likely an apprentice to the Fencers, starts moving north towards a red lever labeled 'release' as soon as he catches sight of you."

"Oh! Oh! TROLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!"

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Party Information and Bestiary:

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Current Notes:

Quest:
Odds of Success if Flare Gun is fired now: 79%

Quest:
Escort HP: 14/18
-2 Rooms have passed since picking her up.

Ithan:
-13/13 HP
-Has cast summon Naughty Tentacle twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Cherub once this dungeon
-Has cast summon guardian angel twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Hellhound twice this dungeon
-Has cast locust swarm twice this dungeon
-Has cast once from his necklace

Oscar:
-5/5 HP
-Has cast Fire Aura twice this dungeon
-Has cast Puff of Flame twice this dungeon
-Has cast Thunderclap once this dungeon
-Has cast Fiery Dash once this dungeon

Ignacio:
-8/12 HP

Wishbone:
-9/12 HP

Lil'Gronk:
-5/5 HP
-Has cast Lesser Healing once this dungeon

Battlemap:

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-Characters with a black halo are party members.
-Characters with a blue Halo are Escort NPCs.
-Characters with a yellow halo are active baddies who would like to kill you.
-If the red-halo'd newb manages to pull the red-halo'd lever, it is reasonable to assume that something involving the red-halo'd restrained troll will happen.



Map Source: (http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/2013/197/f/2/rpg_maker_game___farm_map__edit_1_by_yuroshime-d6dkoxa.png)

Town/Dungeon Map:

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Key:
Your Current Location is the little Antman!
The Skeletal Dragon marks a boss room!
A Fire represents an altar to an elemental god!
A Sword in a stone represents a treasure trove!

There are stairs hidden on this floor somewhere!

[nuclearwhale]

Allright, I can't see the map as per usual, so my suggestions may be faulty..
Ithan: Try out your new bow on the Elf. Back away from loose troll afterwards.
Ignacio: If Ithan misses his shot, go for it yourself. One troll is bad enough.
Oscar: I would say give wishbone the fire aura again, but more than one hit from the troll will end him. Is he good range for a flame charge? The troll has an AC of 4, so we have a pretty good chance of hitting.
Wishbone: I dunno what to do with wishbone. He can probably take something out if its not a troll, however.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"To the east is a small squadron of elven fences..."

Neat. Maybe we should sell them some of our loot, for a quick buck.

Oh wait, you meant fencers, didn't you?

Sarcastically wonder what will happen when the lever is pulled. Honestly wonder why the bottom right elf is outlined in red.

Ithan, Ignacio: Fire at the fencers.
Wishbone: Head to the north end of the party, waiting for the troll.
Oscar: ...Consider the possibility of some kind of crossbow mount harness thingy we could make and equip you with until you get some longer-ranged spells.

[nuclearwhale]

"To the east is a small squadron of elven fences..."

Neat. Maybe we should sell them some of our loot, for a quick buck.

Oh wait, you meant fencers, didn't you?

Elvish fences are the most dangerous type of fences. They will give you a splinter EVERY time you so much as touch them. You don't wanna mess with elvish fences.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Fence" is also a term used to refer to people who buy and sell illicitly obtained goods.

[nuclearwhale]

I misread what you had said as selling the fences. Something like "Maybe we should sell them for some more loot." I think I like the mental imagery of a squad of elven fences just sitting there and waiting to be stolen.

[Weirdsound]

"To the east is a small squadron of elven fences..."

Neat. Maybe we should sell them some of our loot, for a quick buck.

"Hey guys! How'd you like to buy some of our loot?"

"Sure thing... let me just take a look...

HEY! This isn't stolen! This stuff has been obtained in a perfectly legal manner through the classic rouglelike right to loot your defeated foes! What do you take us for? Common merchants? PREPARE TO DIE FOR THAT INSULT!"


"The fences draw their rapiers. It turns out that they are also skilled fencers."

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, it's legal to kill elves and steal their stuff? Huh.

[escaped lurker]

Alright then;

Oscars fiery dash will take out a troll, if it is used at max range, and his claws draw blood. If ignacio gets a hit in with the bow, we will have a little safety padding, so lets do that first. If oscar is in range this round, after the dash, else this round.

We really want that elvish newb dead, more so then normal. Ithan fires his bow at the northernmost fencer - unless said newb is in range. Wishbone gets to hunt the newb in the first setting, the way idealy cleared by an arrow.

Kuhscheisse gets to hide in the western corner.

[Skyrunner]

I want to appear in updates toooo :c

[nuclearwhale]

Alright then;

Oscars fiery dash will take out a troll, if it is used at max range, and his claws draw blood. If ignacio gets a hit in with the bow, we will have a little safety padding, so lets do that first. If oscar is in range this round, after the dash, else this round.

We really want that elvish newb dead, more so then normal. Ithan fires his bow at the northernmost fencer - unless said newb is in range. Wishbone gets to hunt the newb in the first setting, the way idealy cleared by an arrow.

Kuhscheisse gets to hide in the western corner.

I will +1 this as it is close to my original suggestion and otherwise we would have a 3 way tie.