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[Dorsidwarf]

==> Dorsidwarf: be the horrigan

[Emral282]

Paint the Lifebar Red

[jetex1911]

Start a cult based on Frank Horrigan and Cthulhu

[Fniff]

Convince Frank Horrigan to team up with me.

[poketwo]

Pimp-slap Horrigan.

roll: 5
you hit the body and do damage!!!! a lot

==> Dorsidwarf: be the horrigan

roll: 3
you CAN take control horrigain's body but only if you have cheesecake with you.

Paint the Lifebar Red

roll: 1
YOU PAINT THE LIFE BAR RED, BUT LIBERTY PRIME SEES THIS AND THINKS YOU ARE A FILTHY COMMIE THAT SHOULD DIE, RESULTS ARE PREDICTABLE. ALSO HIS HP METER IS STILL INVISIBLE.

Start a cult based on Frank Horrigan and Cthulhu

roll 1
YOU TRY TO DO THAT, BUT THE CTHULHU CULTISTS AND FRANK HORRIGAIN ARE OFFENDED, SO THEY TEAM UP AND KILL YOU GUSOMELY AND PAINFULLY.

Convince Frank Horrigan to team up with me.

roll: 2
he declines.

LIBERTY PRIME: KILL ALL COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS
ROLL: 5
You do!!!! Well, the ones that are not respawning ,except FRANK HORRIGAIN, but you do the rest. That's something, Right???

[Dorsidwarf]

Go to the bakery and buy a cheescake

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

reboot liberty prime to attack frank.

[Fniff]

Create a mutually beneficial agreement between me and Frank Horrigan.

[Emral282]

Convince Frank Horrigan he's a Mutant

[poketwo]

RESURRECTION! Sorry about not updating for a while, but I'm right on it!

Go to the bakery and buy a cheescake

ROLL: 5
You get a free cheesecake!

reboot liberty prime to attack frank.

ROLL: AUTOFAIL, for compensation, no ARCH DORMAN voice for you.
It turns out that a FRIENDLY  COMPUTER has taken over liberty prime

Create a mutually beneficial agreement between me and Frank Horrigan.

ROLL: 1
FRANK HORRIGAIN BETRAYS YOUR NON AGGRESSION PACT AND KILLS YOU PAINFULLY, ALSO AT MEDIUM SPEED.

Convince Frank Horrigan he's a Mutant

ROLL: 3
FRANK HORRIGAIN does not agree with you but he understands why a super solider like him can be mistaken for a mutie

FRANK HORRIGAIN: Kill the one with the cheese cke before she/him can try to mind control me and possibly turn me against America!!!
ROLL:  3
She/Him keeps on dodging your attacks and tries to hit you
Roll: 3
The hit does not damage you.
LP: KILL ALL COMIEMUTANTTRATORS!
ROLL:1
ALRIGHT, YOU HAVE EVEN MORE ENERGY PROBLEMS AND ARE DOWN FOR 2 TURNS. YOU CALL YOUR SELF A GIANT DEATH ROBOT, YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL A FEW WEAKLINGS YOU PITIFUL WAIST OF PRECIOUS MATERIALS.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

AWWWW, PET OPTIMUS PRIME AND COMFORT HIM IN THE FACT THAT AT LEAST HE CAN KILL ME WHENEVER HE WANTS TO, DAWWWWW.

[Comrade P.]

Summon Chuck Norris

[Dorsidwarf]

Mind control Horrigan and turn him against America.

[Emral282]

Mind control Horrigan and turn him against America.

Disrupt the Mind Control

[ShoesandHats]

Use your mutated toe on Frank Horrigan.