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Author Topic: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN  (Read 4962 times)

poketwo

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ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« on: November 22, 2013, 05:02:42 pm »

You are just walking along when OUT OF MOTHER FRACKING/MUCKING NOWHERE FRANK MOTHER TRUCKING HORRIGAIN COMES TO KILL YOU,

WHAT DO????
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this is a RTD I had thought up while I was in bed, so now you must kill one of the most powerful foes in the history of fallout.
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2013, 05:07:21 pm »

roll to kill him
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2013, 05:12:36 pm »

i have experimental MIRV.

Frank horrigan does not have experimental MIRV.

Frank horrigan. MUST. DIE! with experimental MIRV.
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2013, 05:24:07 pm »

Talk Frank Horrigan to death.

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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2013, 05:32:48 pm »

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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2013, 06:18:17 pm »

Set off a large amount of explosives under Horrigan.
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2013, 06:37:34 pm »

roll to kill him
roll 3
you punch him, it does not work, but he doesn't notice you
i have experimental MIRV.

Frank horrigan does not have experimental MIRV.

Frank horrigan. MUST. DIE! with experimental MIRV.

roll: 3
surprisingly, FRANK HORRIGAIN survives being hit with 8 mini nukes with only a scratch and -10  of his 999 hit points, witch means he has 989 hit points now, he ignores you for now.
Talk Frank Horrigan to death.
roll: 5
you can not talk FRANK HORRIGAIN to death, but you are able to sign a very specific non-aggression pact with minimal loopholes on at most, on FRANK HORRIGAIN'S side.
Make Frankie grow a kitty tail of his own!
roll : 1
FRANK HORRIGAIN RAGES AT YOU, HE DOES HORRIBLE THINGS AT YOU FOR WAISTING TIME HE COULD HAVE BEEN USING TO KILL ENIMIESOFAMERICA/MUTIES, OR GETTING LUNCH, ALSO WAISTING ALOT OF ENERGY AND PROTECTING WHAT SHOULD BE ALMOST LOGICLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR MUTIES, MOTHER MUCKING MUTIES!!!! YOU DIE
Respawn?
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sorry for the yelling, you get SEARGENT ARCH DORMAN VOICE for getting a one, also FRANK HORRIGAN doing horrible things to you. IF you get a one.
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Set off a large amount of explosives under Horrigan.
roll: 1
HERE WE GO AGAIN, THE EXPLOSION DOES NOTHING EXCEPT ANGER FRANK HORRIGAIN, HE PLAYS WITH YOU LIKE A BRONZE COLLOSSES WOULD DO WHILE BORED TO AN ADVENTURER, EXECPT MUCH MORE PAINFULL AND HORIFYING, ALSO GRUSOME. YOU DIE MAGGOT
Respawn???
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Wow, 2 ones in a row, horrible, isn't it?
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2013, 06:40:42 pm »

Make Frankie grow a kitty tail of his own!
But I want him to have a kitty tail! he gets a kitty tail!
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2013, 06:48:40 pm »

Respawn
Attack Horrigan's Lifebar
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2013, 07:13:17 pm »

Call in an airstrike on Horrigan.
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2013, 07:48:48 pm »

Very well, activate that one gaunt robot from fallout 3! Something prime!
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2013, 09:44:46 pm »

Ask Frank who he is and why he is here.
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2013, 03:36:44 am »

Become a Discliple Of Horrigan
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2013, 11:56:48 am »

Make Frankie grow a kitty tail of his own!
But I want him to have a kitty tail! he gets a kitty tail!
roll: 4
it is successful, but his power armor suit gets rid of it AND try's to get immunity from magic
roll: 4
it is successful

Respawn
Attack Horrigan's Lifebar
Roll: 4
you bring the hp meter in existence, but still can't attack it.
Call in an airstrike on Horrigan.
roll 4
you do some damage, but somehow can't see the hp meter.
Very well, activate that one gaunt robot from fallout 3! Something prime!
roll: 6
LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE
YES!!! You did it!!! FRANK HORRIGAIN is so going to die!!!!!
LP:COMUNIST MUTANT TRATORS, EVERYWHERE! THREAT LEVEL, MINISTCULE. KILL ALL COMIES!!!!!
Oh oh, now that's happening. That's very bad.
Ask Frank who he is and why he is here.
roll: 4
FRANK HORRIGAN: "Frank Horrigan, that's who. United. States. Secrete. Service."
 he tells you why he is here also, with out killing you, he was sent here to inspect some kind of portal, he and a squad went inside, and wound up at some weird military base where the apocalypse never happened. The weird part is that they had kitty tales. So, obviously being mutants they KILLED THEM ALL. Then they had some lunch and after a while now he's here, he doesn't know where the others left though.
He is actually quite pleasant if your not a mutie, a comie, or a traitor to AMERICA.
Become a Discliple Of Horrigan
roll: 2
FRANK HORRIGAN kills you, as he isn't some sort of prophet or god.
Respawn???
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Re: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2013, 12:02:51 pm »

Pimp-slap Horrigan.
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I assume it was about cod tendies and an austerity-caused crunch in the supply of good boy points.
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