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[RangerCado]

GO STARK RAVING MAD!!! And charge in with two arrows in hand and begin stabbing all the eyes!

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Isn't "Stark Raving Mad" the one where the dwarves just run around babbling and dropping random items and bits of clothing?))

[RangerCado]

((...I'm so mad I don't know which affects are associated with which behaviours! ))

[wer6]

((believe the term is berserk.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Watch Cado roll a 1 and go melancholy. Or have a fell mood, those are hilarious.))

[RangerCado]

((Or I get save scummed to go make something else for the next month))

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Summon a leigon of angelic warriors, while unconcious if needed.

[aattss]

Orc Raid: Turn 5

Spoiler: Author’s Summary (click to show/hide)

I would like to remind people that while the town wall isn’t the only thing the raiders need to break through, it would be bad for the defenders if it was broken. Anyway, the event roll was a 1 again. Someone nearly caused the apocalypse, but didn't.

Spoiler: Player Actions (click to show/hide)

Summon more frogs! Gotta wait a while to digest my meal, after all.

You end up summoning (5) 2 frog minions.

Your stomach (6+1=7) devours the shaman, and doesn’t even leave a body.

The Large Frog (1-1=0) complains about unfair working conditions and leaves.

The Frog (3) hits the catapult for 1 damage.

The Frog (3) does the exact same thing.

Y.

You (2) get a +1 to your next attempt to spawn.

((Wait, we can respawn?))

Take my prisoner to the orcish camp so he can invent stuff for them. Discuss strategy (and my payment for once this is all over) with their chieftain.

You (3) manage to walk towards the orcish camp.

RAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH

SACRAFICE SELF TO SMITE GWG TO DEATH, he stole my friend :c

Your suicide attempt (3) deals 3 damage. At least you keep your achievement in some form or another.

The skeleton warrior (3) rests in peace.

Use up my nonvirgin sacrifice for a bonus in capturing that Private Eye as a sacrifice.
Also, how much of a sacrifice am I worth?

Ahahahahaha oh wow. This will not end well.

Your attempt to think of a course of action (3+1=4vs6+1=7) fails to quell the voices in your head, as you find yourself accidentally opening a hole to the Outer Ring. Out of the ring spawns a disatrous beast, the (1-2=-1) Nothing. Luckily, the Nothing decides that it isn’t Real and crawls back to the Outer Ring.

You determine your worth varies depending on the random number god.

The detective (4) begins asking you some very pointed questions.

More traps in forest

You (3+1+2=6) lay down half a dozen traps.

GO STARK RAVING MAD!!! And charge in with two arrows in hand and begin stabbing all the eyes!

You (4) get really pissed for a moment and (6+1=7vs3) poke the orc warrior in the eyes for 3 damage and a status effect.

Summon a leigon of angelic warriors, while unconcious if needed.

You (6+2=8) successfully summon a duo of angelic warriors.

Angel (3)(warrior)(8/8)(Zcra)

Angel (3)(warrior)(8/8)(Zcra)

Spoiler: NPC Actions (click to show/hide)

The Manslayer (4+2=6) strikes Shater for 7+2=9 damage.

The Orc Warrior (6+3+1+3-2=11) fires the catapult for 22 damage.

The Wolfrider attacks a frog for (6+1=7vs5) 4 damage.

The Retired Hero (6+2=8vs5+2=7) hits the Manslayer for 2 damage.

The Knight (3) hits the catapult for 2 damage.

Spoiler: Abstract Actions (click to show/hide)

Lich (3) does stuff like plotting.

The Wolf Pack (6+1=7) grows bigger.

The City (5) hires medical aid.

Players

Spoiler: Throgul(5)(Frog King)(15/15) (click to show/hide)

Swallow (ability): Main attack is by swallowing enemies. Swallowed enemies are dealt damage every turn and get a -2 to all rolls.

Frog (3)(minion)(4/4)(master: Frog King)

Spoiler: Green(3)(Woodsman)(8/8) (click to show/hide)

Axe (equipment): A useful axe
Forester (perk): +1 to all rolls when in forest areas
Meditate (status): +2 to next forest roll

Spoiler: Cado(5)(Ranger)(2/10) (click to show/hide)

Archery (+1)(proficiency): +1 to archery rolls
Longbow (equipment): Deals +2 damage
Daggers (equipment): Allows d4 to self defense

Spoiler: Shater(6)(Cleric)(1/10) (click to show/hide)

Boon (discovery)(civilization)(life): Your faith gives a +1 to any of these areas
Holy (faith)(Zcra): Is a believer of a god

Spoiler: Alex(unconscious)(7)(Inventor)(12/12) (click to show/hide)

Technology (+1)(proficiency): +1 to tech rolls
Weapon-craft (+1)(proficiency): +1 to weapon-crafting rolls
Laser katana (7\5)(equipment): A katana that utilizes cutting-edge technology to cut through most materials. +4 to damage dealt.
Captive (status): You are currently held captive.

Spoiler: Emral(5)(Old One cultist)(insane)(9/9) (click to show/hide)

Cult Stuff (+1): Experienced with cult-related matters
Old Ones (+1)(magic)(faith): Has heard faint whispering of the old ones in the latest of night
Sacrifices Value (item):3.5

Private eye (2)(Detective)(4/4)(Suspicious)

Spoiler: Outer Ring (Place) (click to show/hide)

Insanity (+1)(perk): +1 to overwhelming minds
Summoning (+1)(magic): Is attempting to use Emral’s mind as a portal.

Raiders

Spoiler: GreatWrymGold(5)(Mage)(1/8) (click to show/hide)

Competent Magic (magic): The performation of almost any type of magic to a certain extent

Raiders

Catapult(5)(siege weapon)(3/9)

Spoiler: Manslayer(4)(boss)(demigod)(20/29) (click to show/hide)

Orc (race): Is an orc
Brute (perk): +2 to all combat rolls
Warhammer (perk): +2 to damage
Boss (perk): Gets to roll at a change to revealing a second form.
Demigod (perk): Can only be killed by a roll (including modifiers) of 6 or a person of rank 6 or above

Orc Warrior (4)(Warrior)(5/12)(blinded-1)

Spoiler: Orc Wolfrider (8)(calvalry)(13/17) (click to show/hide)

Mounted (status): melee attackers get -1 to attacking while mounted

Allies

Spoiler: Town (click to show/hide)

Front gate(16/50)

Spoiler: Retired Hero(3)(elite)(9/14) (click to show/hide)

Heroic Moment (perk):Has a 1/6 chance of automatically rolling a 6
Heric Sword (item): proof of heroism

Knight(7)(npc)(1/18)

Doctor (4)(medic)(7/7)



Event: 1-1=0

The event dice are out to get you. Rumors spread that the leader of the Wolf Pack is a god.

Spoiler: Battlefield (click to show/hide)

Corpse count: 5
Forest trap count: 8
Wolf pack(9) led by physical god: 2 turns away
Lich(7): plotting

Spoiler: Unpicked Loot (click to show/hide)

Slightly Holy Broadsword (equipment)

[RangerCado]

STILL GOING BERSERK ON THEM MONSTERS!

[wer6]

Respawn As Marius , Unite The troops and call in the Heavy Infantry!

[Yourmaster]

try to get up and escape

[USEC_OFFICER]

Om nom nom Orc Warrior.

[Emral282]

Try using the detective as a sacrifice.

[Caerwyn]

Since I evidently didn't spawn next round, try again!

[Elephant Parade]

Respawn as educated elephant warrior.