Resurrect due to a pre-prepared contingency.
"Quadratic wizards beat linear warriors every time, kid."
Knock him out and take my prisoner over to the raiders.
You (6+2+1-3=6) retcon a contingency and come back to life with some of your health, although if you had re-spawned you would be even more powerful. You then (6+2+1=9vs5) successfully knock out and capture Alex.
Spawn as man riding war elephant. Charge into battle!
You (1-1=0) fail to spawn. Try again? Y/N
The Orc shaman has displeased mighty Throgul. Devour him whole!
Throgul (3) manages to swallow the Orc Shaman.
The frog minion (6+3+2=11vs6+1=7) grows bigger and slaps the orc warrior for 4 damage.
PUNCH HIS THIS SHIT KNOWN AS MANSLAYER AGAIN.
and then casually summon a zombie
You attempt (2vs3+2=5) and fail utterly, taking 4+2=6 damage instead. You then (3-1=2) attempt to summon a zombie but fail.
Your skeleton (2) stares at the wall.
upgrade laser katana to end the reign of manslayer
Thanks to GWG rolling 2 6’s, you’re unconscious, and you (3) remain unconscious.
Get annoyed at this bow and resolve to make a better one before raining arrows upon the wolf riding orc!
You (2) mentally remind yourself to make a better bow latter, before (2+1=3) dealing 2+2=4 damage.
Gather more sacrifices.
Also try to determine how many sacrifices will be needed to bring back the Old Ones.
You (1-3-3-2+1=-6) go insane. To make it even worse, you attract the attention of a (2) private eye.
You determine that 7.0 will return spectacular results, depending on dice rolls and what the GM thinks is a good idea at the time. Of course, you could summon lesser beings, but that wouldn't be anywhere near spectacular.
Am I still able to get in on this?
I'd like to spawn in as the very embodiment of chaos and chance.
You can still spawn in, but (1-1=0) the dice tells you to wait until the next round.
Meditate in the forest
You meditate and (5+1=6) get a +2 to your next roll in the forest.