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A tower to the sky!

A ridiculously complex trapped entrance!

A ginormous constructed somethingorother!

A monstrous terraforming project!

An ostentatious display of golden wealth!

A giant building in the shape of a Toad, in honour of ToadyOne!

Candy everything!

Exclamation point! (My idea will be posted below)

[danmanthedog]

Well we lost 20 dwarfs to the goblins because i kid died so they swarmed out, also the reason they are not coming in is that the leader decide to ride his alligator the the well area under the fort, but the doors were lock so he went all drowny. It was a siege of 10 goblins do the traps should work.

[exodius1]

the reason they are not coming in is that the leader decide to ride his alligator the the well area under the fort, but the doors were lock so he went all drowny.

I love when that happens, you can just imagine him trying to reign in his mount but failing comically^^

[danmanthedog]

Well i didn't what happened to the leader till i zoom i to his beast to find his water bloated corspe near the entrice to the wells. So now i think the goblins think haes still alive but are whating for directions from him. I also worried that we wont be able to trade with the caravans because i had to close the gates to stop shithead dwarfs wanting a pair of socks or berries.

[exodius1]

You could make a secondary entrance, one with bridge based "airlocks", open the outer bridge, caravan goes in, close the outer bridge, open the inside bridge... You know the drill^^ If you use magma safe materials you could instal a "warm" shower, just to make sure Goblinite, if any gets in, is of the best quality and not riddled with dozens of socks^^

[danmanthedog]

The siege is over took some megabeasts and new entrices and baiting, I might do right up soon its just that its a very boring year.

[exodius1]

The siege is over took some megabeasts and new entrices and baiting, I might do right up soon its just that its a very boring year.

Wow, wow, wow... You had several megabeasts break down a siege and you call it boring?^^

[danmanthedog]

The siege is over took some megabeasts and new entrices and baiting, I might do right up soon its just that its a very boring year.

Wow, wow, wow... You had several megabeasts break down a siege and you call it boring?^^

Well they didnt fully take it down, so goblin by the name of blah blah the purble stench of death took them both down.

[Saegge]

we should weaponize that guy :O

[danmanthedog]

i might be heading into tantrum spiral because of 12 dwarf baby dieing and also because everybody is related to each other like last time.

[Saegge]

I start to see a pattern there. Maybe we should avoid this overseer constellation so others can have their !!!FUN!!! too?

[danmanthedog]

Im pulling it back it just took some annoning dwarfs being lock in room so the an throw shit all they want.

[danmanthedog]

This is a journal made of gold paper and incrusted with puppy bone.

Granite 1st.
Ah my first year as the overseer of charmcrafted, I feel in my spleenish area that my reign will be perfect. To think we last for this long with out a army of weapons marvels me to very core

Granite 5th.
I realized that that we dont have a bowyer work station to make trap crossbows, how can we not have and trap crossbows i mean they are the best type of trap weapons.So i decided to draw up some plans for a new crossbow making area.

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Granite 17.
It seems that we have lots of war prisoners all who are stinky gobbos and one minotaur? Why is there a minotaur in a cage, whatever so i decided to use the new death pit of glassy torture TM.

Granite 18.
It seem the fall killed most of the goblins but a few lucky suckers decided to be dub and live. I can fix their ways easily with more traps made from the best metal we have.

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Granite 28.
 Finally after the last weapon been put in its place my new back up plan called M.E.E.T. Or Mega Extreme Evil Torture. This will surely kill the left over gobbos.

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Granite 29.
I gave the word to remove the walls to the gobbo's from the safety of upstairs.

Granite 30.
It seems that most of the gobbo's died in the stair well from blood lose but it also seem that we recaptured 1 messy badly wounded gobbo thief to which he goes right back in to the pit.

[ShadowHammer]

Could I be added to the overseer list? Looks like a really cool game.

[Saegge]

Welcome to our peaceful round, sir. You should be next, iirc. Please anybody feel free to correct me there, though

[danmanthedog]

yeah i dont think i can do a fancy right up, because some of my picture notes got corrupted so i will post what happened later with maybe a little journal like.